Lols

Quote :

"Look, I do not relish making light of attempted murder. But sometimes you just need to write about a really crazy attempted murder. A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her. The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region. But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous. Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.  This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead! But he is nobody’s fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder."

[Edited on January 31, 2013 at 10:30 AM. Reason : http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/]

1/31/2013 10:29:49 AM

Wrong...just wrong...on so many levels

1/31/2013 10:32:54 AM

hahahaha i heard about this.

1/31/2013 10:33:34 AM

Now see this is why I don't date older women.

1/31/2013 10:34:02 AM

UNGABUNGA!

1/31/2013 10:45:48 AM

Story of my life, bros.

1/31/2013 10:51:53 AM

I clicked on this thread assuming this would involve a tongue piercing, a clitoral piercing, and a lot of current.

1/31/2013 11:01:29 AM

Worse than Death by Snu-Snu?

1/31/2013 11:12:55 AM

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE VAG IS COOKIN'?

1/31/2013 1:13:27 PM

THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE CUNNILINGUS ACCIDENT

YEAH, RANDY WAS EATIN' PUSSY UNDERWATER

I KNOW

IT'S AWESOME

BUT HE'S DEAD

1/31/2013 10:39:43 PM

I thought that getting married meant you could stop eating pussy.

1/31/2013 11:01:43 PM