1. Oh my god can I have some Oh my God? and 2. Oh my god, where is my Daddy's credit card?

2/8/2013 1:16:24 PM

fail.

2/8/2013 1:16:46 PM

black cock

2/8/2013 1:18:29 PM

ttb \/

2/8/2013 1:18:38 PM

a gigantic fail

because I am sure there are stereotypical white girl drinks

2/8/2013 1:19:08 PM

You know they will wip out their daddy's card when nobody elses pays for the weak ass drink

2/8/2013 2:00:49 PM

adggb

[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 2:22 PM. Reason : i'm retarded]

2/8/2013 2:17:14 PM

3. Krallum

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/8/2013 2:19:15 PM

I order rum and cokes.... would you say that is typical or atypical?

2/8/2013 2:20:29 PM

banjoman, all that white guilt must be a heavy burden to carry around all the time

2/8/2013 2:22:31 PM

What, is wrong all of the sudden to make fun of white culture? You don't like swimming in pools of money and playing ultimate frisby and listening to the Wu Tang Clan?

2/8/2013 2:24:01 PM

are you doing this because you married a black girl and the other thread offended you?

2/8/2013 2:24:45 PM

Quote :

"frisby"

man that shit still makes me laugh. Is there a thread with all of these in them?

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[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 2:25 PM. Reason : --><//]

2/8/2013 2:25:01 PM

^^ No, it's a satire thread guys. Stop getting all but hurt.

2/8/2013 2:27:42 PM

You mean all but butt hurt.

2/8/2013 2:28:54 PM

Trying to insult people by saying they are "butt hurt" is extremely offensive to homosexuals. Why you gotta hate on the gays?

2/8/2013 2:30:25 PM

jack & coke
vodka cranberry
amaretto sour

2/8/2013 2:32:52 PM

Quote :

"are you doing this because you married a black girl and the other thread offended you?"

Bingo.

Can you imagine how much every black guy who sees them together hates him? Shit, think about how much her family must despise his cracker ass.

2/8/2013 2:34:18 PM

Flaming Dr Pepper.

2/8/2013 2:34:27 PM

why's she gotta be white?

2/8/2013 2:35:33 PM

Quote :

"Trying to insult people by saying they are "butt hurt" is extremely offensive to homosexuals. Why you gotta hate on the gays?"

wat

2/8/2013 2:44:21 PM

klatypus rum and coke is a very typical white girl drink

2/8/2013 2:45:19 PM

when i get my white girl on and get a vodka cranberry, i prefer to squeeze two lime wedges into it

just sayin

2/8/2013 2:46:40 PM

I like the occasional old fashioned or scotch on the rocks when I'm not drinking my regular. You know, an appletini.

2/8/2013 2:49:38 PM

EASY ON THE TINI

when i would marathon poker sessions crown royal and cranberry was my drink of choice when i got hungry. not sure why, but the cranberry juice always made the hunger fade so i didn't have to leave the table to go eat.

[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 2:53 PM. Reason : hi i used to have a problem.]

2/8/2013 2:52:16 PM

Quote :

"are you doing this because you married a black girl and the other thread offended you?"

My first thought

2/8/2013 2:53:01 PM

mojito's

2/8/2013 2:53:59 PM

BanjoMan's theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyvBN3fCNAI

2/8/2013 2:54:56 PM

Quote :

"Flaming Dr Pepper. "

Mother of god.



...and [no]

2/8/2013 2:57:41 PM

Quote :

"You know they will wip out their daddy's card when nobody elses pays for the weak ass drink "

That's why you slut it up when you go out to the bars

2/8/2013 3:12:26 PM

...vodka soda?

I myself am white and have never ordered this thing but have seen it done often when I worked at a bar.

2/8/2013 4:16:23 PM

pretty sure that you can find quotes on here of me saying that same stuff before I ever met Mrs. BanjoMan.

White girls on average are pretty annoying at bars. At least black chicks know how to dance and are down for the bump and grind.

[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 5:51 PM. Reason : ha]

2/8/2013 5:49:52 PM

ustillmad

2/8/2013 5:57:06 PM

The black thread didn't make me mad.

It just got me to thinking about how annoying white girls are at bars/clubs

2/8/2013 5:59:01 PM

son don't be racist

2/8/2013 6:05:02 PM

when i order a drink for a girl i get vodka cranberry

unless i know they don't like it, then I go with vodka pineapple


since turning 21 and being able to go to bars legally and order drinks, i have never had to make it past those two options

2/8/2013 6:19:48 PM

WTF is a McUltra?

2/8/2013 6:27:11 PM

fried pickles

2/8/2013 6:28:26 PM

ew vodka no

[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 6:38 PM. Reason : fired pickles maybe]

2/8/2013 6:38:26 PM

A cocktail in a martini glass that is called a martini

2/8/2013 6:39:13 PM

hah

2/8/2013 8:26:39 PM

gin and tonic

2/8/2013 9:16:39 PM

Amaretto or midori sour

2/8/2013 10:12:52 PM

"something fun"

2/8/2013 10:15:14 PM

"daddy's credit card"

2/8/2013 10:30:40 PM

saw some order some jaeger bombs... and another table order a pitcher of domestic beer. they weren't drinking craft beers though... This was just an hour long sample seen at ruckus tonight, so things might vary at other bars

2/8/2013 11:10:35 PM

"What is your favorite shot?"

"Make me something (insert favorite color)!"

2/8/2013 11:12:40 PM

Quote :

"something fun"

hey white girls:

It's only fun or cute to say to your bartender "uhhhhh i dunno, like, just make me something" when he/she's not busy or otherwise preoccupied. If I'm running my ass off because the entire length of the bar is four deep and you tell me that shit I'm just gonna move on to the people that know what they want, and it might be a while before I get back to you. Or you'll just get a jack and coke and watch me laugh my ass off at you because, for me, that's fun. Or a house tequila, neat. loooool

And if you're a regular and you know I'll pay attention to you and hold your indecisive little hand through your bar experience because I like you then fuck you dammit our relationship is now bittersweet

You know who you are



[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 11:37 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/8/2013 11:35:09 PM

sorry about that

2/8/2013 11:39:04 PM

"Can you make me something sweet?"

"It doesn't taste like alcohol, does it?"

2/9/2013 12:04:43 AM