EMCE balls deep 89868 Posts user info edit post |
lololololololol
![](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130208101936-02-iran-qaher-horizontal-gallery.jpg) 2/8/2013 4:12:57 PM
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BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit post |
seems legit 2/8/2013 4:13:19 PM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
That thing is tiny 2/8/2013 4:14:46 PM
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TKE-Teg All American 43428 Posts user info edit post |
how stupid do they think we are? 2/8/2013 4:15:23 PM
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willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |
is that an ice skating rink? 2/8/2013 4:16:24 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
What you can't see from that angle is how tiny the "wings" are.
![](http://images.goodfood.com.au/2013/02/07/4012813/art-Jet3-620x349.jpg)
LOL 2/8/2013 4:22:27 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89868 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://www.president.ir/media/main/121459.jpg)
You know....that lighted ring really pulls the room together
[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 4:29 PM. Reason : And....the jet plugs in]
2/8/2013 4:24:59 PM
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BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit post |
the tip is leaking a bit, judging by those stains 2/8/2013 4:25:56 PM
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Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
a nerf gun could shoot that thing down, if it could get airborne that is 2/8/2013 4:31:08 PM
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LastInACC All American 1843 Posts user info edit post |
Cool. Look like its hybrid. Wonder whats the gas/electric mileage per gallon is. 2/8/2013 4:31:56 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Look at those surfaces on the nose. It looks like it's made of drywall. 2/8/2013 4:33:21 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
What I like is the clearly plexi glass canopy. Great optical properties there. 2/8/2013 4:34:23 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89868 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, I have looked over the schematics for this flying capsule, and agree that it is a marvelous machine that is not at all fake
![](http://www.president.ir/media/main/121448.jpg) 2/8/2013 4:37:15 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
I just noticed that it doesn't have a HUD.
Double LOL. 2/8/2013 4:39:57 PM
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willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |
Dr. Ahmedinejad is one fly looking dude 2/8/2013 4:41:27 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Wait...
Does it have any armaments? Or are they just gonna race us till we accept islam?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 2/8/2013 4:45:26 PM
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TerdFerguson All American 6603 Posts user info edit post |
Leaked photos of it engaging with a US F16: Tensions are really high right now
![](http://astro.temple.edu/~camille/bigapple/images/bigappleq.jpg) 2/8/2013 4:53:13 PM
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willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://i.imgur.com/6tVwoFr.jpg)
2/8/2013 4:53:59 PM
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GenghisJohn bonafide 10253 Posts user info edit post |
what kind of bullshit extension cord is plugged in to that
come on now 2/8/2013 5:33:48 PM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
its a crappy half-size fiberglass mock-up. look at the size of the seat compared to the cockpit and plane, the plane is tiny.
they probably had an awesome feast though with all the goats and cattle they slaughtered so they could use the barn for their fake mini plane 2/8/2013 5:39:13 PM
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bbehe Burn it all down. 18410 Posts user info edit post |
Grounding cord? Power so they don't have to turn the APU on the jet (assuming it was a real jet) 2/8/2013 5:41:23 PM
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moron All American 34437 Posts user info edit post |
^ it's obviously not real.
I'm not sure what Iran is thinking... between their photoshopped missile launch, their likely fake story of a monkey in space, and now this?
In the best case scenario these are decoy projects to keep us from taking them seriously on nukes, but they are burning a LOT of credibility if that's their strategy.
Their leaders are idiots to think people won't pick up on this stuff. 2/8/2013 6:33:32 PM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
These stories are not for us, they for Iranians and other Arab states, they have to appear tough.
Iran is in a perpetual dance, they have to appear strong to their people as well as their allies and enemies in the region while at the same time not appearing too strong to America 2/8/2013 6:41:24 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
it looks like an aborted fetus 2/8/2013 6:41:28 PM
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smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18976 Posts user info edit post |
whats really funny is the wing surface area to fuselage ratio. even if it's a mock up, that thing won't ever fly
[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 6:43 PM. Reason : ] 2/8/2013 6:42:47 PM
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tchenku midshipman 18598 Posts user info edit post |
^cruise missiles fly with little wings ![](images/beatup.gif)
I'd like to hear an aerospace eng's thoughts 2/8/2013 6:47:39 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
No, this is just the way these idiotic peons think.
In the Six Day War Egypts entire Air Force was basically destroyed on the ground by Israel in a pre-emptive strike. Jordan detected Israeli warplanes returning home after the attack, but Egypt told them those were Egyptian planes in route to attacking Israel.
Lol.
These people have no concept of fighting a modern war and desperately want to be taken seriously on the world stage for reasons other than black goo. Unfortunately nothing is going to change the fact they live in dusty shitholes and treat women like animals.
Laughing at them is all you can really do, or kill thousands whenever they get too rowdy.
This is the crazy world we live in. 2/8/2013 6:50:46 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148817 Posts user info edit post |
wonder if that thing can bullseye womprats 2/8/2013 6:52:45 PM
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moron All American 34437 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/02/world-trembles-in-confusion-andor-fear-at-irans-fiberglass-airplane/
Read the comments there, they're pretty enlightening. 2/8/2013 6:57:29 PM
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Mtan Man214 All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
I bet they bring in all kinds of ribbons at the next amateur RC show. They're probably looking at some major coupons from Hobby Master coming their way. 2/8/2013 7:03:18 PM
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LaserSoup All American 5503 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iranplane-exhaustmaybe-980x652.jpg)
Why is this in english?
2/8/2013 7:21:14 PM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
They probably use English for aviation and technical things, 2/8/2013 7:25:55 PM
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iranplane-cockpit01-980x724.jpg)
hey at least they went with the high-end early-90s kenwood radio
[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM. Reason : tape player would have been nice though]
2/8/2013 7:45:51 PM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
Lol, before I saw teh caption, I said to myself, "hey, removable face." 2/8/2013 7:50:40 PM
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AxlBonBach All American 45553 Posts user info edit post |
hey that's the joystick from microsoft flight simulator 99 2/8/2013 7:56:51 PM
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budlight2256 º_0 598 Posts user info edit post |
so bad ass good job Iran calling f-14 wait we killed it =( 2/8/2013 7:58:25 PM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
I'm just waiting for someone to build it in X-Plane! 2/8/2013 8:03:02 PM
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
WAIT HOLD THE PHONE
THEY USED CFD SOFTWARE TO DESIGN AN AIRCRAFT
![](http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iranplane-catia02-980x621.jpg)
THIS MIGHT BE FOR REAL Y'ALL LOOK OUT 2/8/2013 8:03:09 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89868 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ it's obviously not real.
I'm not sure what Iran is thinking... between their photoshopped missile launch, their likely fake story of a monkey in space, and now this?
In the best case scenario these are decoy projects to keep us from taking them seriously on nukes, but they are burning a LOT of credibility if that's their strategy.
Their leaders are idiots to think people won't pick up on this stuff. " |
Haha, don't forget their terribly laughable flying boats a couple of years ago....
![](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/09/28/c1main.iran.fly.boat.afp.gi.jpg)
![](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/09/28/c1main.iran.fly.boat2.afp.g.jpg) 2/8/2013 9:01:31 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52895 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "whats really funny is the wing surface area to fuselage ratio. even if it's a mock up, that thing won't ever fly " |
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/F104s.jpg/220px-F104s.jpg)
![](http://www.vg-photo.com/civilian/quickie/DSC_6558.jpg)
![](http://media.airspacemag.com/images/Loser_X-Planes_8_FLASH.jpg)
![](http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.178955.1314048312!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-terrafugia-transition-jpg.jpg)
[Edited on February 8, 2013 at 9:18 PM. Reason : ] 2/8/2013 9:13:39 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Wasn't the F-104 incredibly unstable and dangerous (as far as production aircraft go)? 2/8/2013 9:28:39 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52895 Posts user info edit post |
Well, it would have a very high wing loading, so it would land fast and have crappy low-speed handling. All that wing anhedral would also make it unstable about the roll axis. I don't know if it had any truly nasty characteristics, but I'm sure it was a demanding airplane. 2/8/2013 9:34:37 PM
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benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
this is fucking hilarious 2/8/2013 9:37:50 PM
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Dr Pepper All American 3583 Posts user info edit post |
body panel welds? 2/8/2013 10:27:50 PM
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mnfares All American 1838 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In the Six Day War Egypts entire Air Force was basically destroyed on the ground by Israel in a pre-emptive strike. Jordan detected Israeli warplanes returning home after the attack, but Egypt told them those were Egyptian planes in route to attacking Israel.
Lol.
These people have no concept of fighting a modern war and desperately want to be taken seriously on the world stage for reasons other than black goo. Unfortunately nothing is going to change the fact they live in dusty shitholes and treat women like animals.
Laughing at them is all you can really do, or kill thousands whenever they get too rowdy." |
Those Israeli warplanes were not made by Israel.
Also, Jordanians/Egyptians are Arabs which is different from Iranians, but I guess you think all Arabs and Persians should be killed. You sound as ignorant as the Taliban. 2/8/2013 11:16:47 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52895 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hose Israeli warplanes were not made by Israel. " |
not sure why that's meaningful. 2/8/2013 11:21:13 PM
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qntmfred retired 40928 Posts user info edit post |
i believe he's trying to level the playing field between israel and its enemies by giving the credit for israel's (therefore diminished) victories to its allies 2/8/2013 11:41:01 PM
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mnfares All American 1838 Posts user info edit post |
Yowilly's post was meaningless and racist... 2/8/2013 11:43:45 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21307208
Quote : | "Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing." |
Quote : | "President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had "almost all the positive features" of the world's most sophisticated jets." |
Quote : | "Mr Ahmadinejad said he ranked the aircraft as "among the most advanced fighter jets in the world"." |
![](images/beatup.gif) 2/9/2013 7:34:36 AM
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occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Wasn't the F-104 incredibly unstable and dangerous (as far as production aircraft go)?" |
Yes. Though they sound amazing at airshows. 2/9/2013 9:15:04 AM
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