no. I wrote paragraphs of me being pissed at my wife for not appreciating the shit I've done for her tonight then deleted them in a brief moment of clarity.

2/11/2013 10:17:48 PM

Smooth move


Now go stairs and get your knob polished

2/11/2013 10:20:10 PM

gin and dr pepper?

i hope you were high as shit before you started

2/11/2013 10:21:39 PM

2/11/2013 10:22:45 PM

^3

If she declines to polish, you'll really know that she doesn't appreciate you.

[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 10:23 PM. Reason : v]

2/11/2013 10:22:47 PM

disco_stu likes disco music shittyass mixed drinks

2/11/2013 10:27:07 PM

2/11/2013 10:27:31 PM

Oh man, I'm never a watcher of Chit Chat since most of TWW I do is at work but the responses of this thread have delivered, thanks folks, but dude, Bombay Gin + Diet Dr. Pepper + a few maraschino cherries is fucking awesome. If you put too much gin it tastes like a pine tree, but if you get it right it's great.

[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 10:36 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2013 10:35:15 PM

93 views in 1 minute? What the fuck have I been missing by avoiding Chit Chat?

2/11/2013 10:37:15 PM

TIL disco_stu is a girl

2/11/2013 10:38:50 PM

Is a girl? holy fuck, because I like the taste of and the fact that it is zero calories, diet dr pepper? And what alcohol to add to it to numb the stress of work and 2 children? a clear and tasty alcohol like gin? What fucking girls drink gin+anything but tonic?

I just want to get wasted with the smallest caloric input and not despise the taste, like drinking straight whiskey trying to act like a man that loves that hard shit going down his throat. uh-oh, incoming retaliation...I like straight wiskey but if my goal is to get wasted gin + diet dr pepper is the express train.

[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2013 10:43:38 PM

i'll have to try this next time i'm out playing bingo with my grandmother

2/11/2013 10:46:09 PM

Dr pepper, cherry and whiskey.... Ok I guess

But gin? Just bc its clear doesn't mean it has a neutral flavor

2/11/2013 10:49:23 PM

No, I admit, if you put too much it tastes like a pine tree. I put a reminder on my phone to buy more alcohol tomorrow to replenish my supply, what drink does one recommend with Diet Dr. Pepper to get wasted? Black Rum is nice, any other suggestions?

[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 10:52 PM. Reason : Ok, water and bed. I'm done making a fool out of myself. ]

2/11/2013 10:51:25 PM

Kraken

Which is a dark rum

Vanilla vodka is also good with dr. Pepper.

[Edited on February 11, 2013 at 10:53 PM. Reason : . ]

2/11/2013 10:52:42 PM

I recommend shots of vodka and chasing it with the Dr. pepper

2/11/2013 10:53:31 PM

Quote :

"i'll have to try this next time i'm out playing bingo with my grandmother"

lololol

2/11/2013 11:19:36 PM

2/11/2013 11:58:50 PM

Quote :

"93 views in 1 minute? What the fuck have I been missing by avoiding Chit Chat?"

Quote :

"TIL disco_stu is a girl"

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"Is a girl? holy fuck, because I like the taste of and the fact that it is zero calories, diet dr pepper?"

Welcome to Chit Chat.

2/12/2013 1:07:51 AM

I thought girls stereotypically liked complicated fruity drinks.

2/12/2013 1:33:10 AM

The5thsoth introduced me to SoCo and Diet Dr Pepper

it's not bad, man

2/12/2013 8:10:47 AM

Well soco is basically dr pepper and whiskey flavored liqueur so other than soco being garbage, that combo at least makes sense

[Edited on February 12, 2013 at 8:48 AM. Reason : A]

2/12/2013 8:46:49 AM

~

2/12/2013 9:25:34 AM

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"gin and diet dr peppers"

i too, drank in high school.

2/12/2013 9:56:58 AM