Simple. Keep your house/apartment really really dark at night Then, apply a liberal amount of tennis shoes across your floor. No rapist will ever make it to your bed without waking the entire family. Now you're safer than ever. Shoe, rapist!

2/14/2013 4:10:22 PM

2/14/2013 4:20:59 PM

i'll give this a very generous 2/10

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/14/2013 6:08:21 PM

I don't get it

2/14/2013 6:16:23 PM

Posts like this are what ran Ernie off.

2/14/2013 6:19:27 PM

I'm not saying Ernie is the best insulter on TWW, but nobody can intentionally ruin someone's day like Ernie. Like straight up make a nigger stop posting for a week kind of hurt

[Edited on February 14, 2013 at 6:46 PM. Reason : was]

2/14/2013 6:46:06 PM

2/14/2013 7:05:45 PM

where is Ernie, [/i]really

i do kind of have a e-crush on him

and it is Valentine's Day

so I was thinking about him....

2/14/2013 11:44:56 PM

2/14/2013 11:46:52 PM

what the fuck is this shit?!!?!?

2/15/2013 9:10:20 AM

Quote :

"I'm not saying Ernie is the best insulter on TWW, but nobody can intentionally ruin someone's day like Ernie. Like straight up make a nigger stop posting for a week kind of hurt"

Now I'm curious

2/15/2013 4:04:44 PM

Ernie was the type of guy who would go out of his way to make you feel like a piece of shit. He was also the type of guy who couldn't take his own medicine who got butthurt easily over Sports Talk.

I think eventually he reverse trolled himself on out of here.

2/15/2013 4:54:24 PM

the rape thread became the Ernie thread with surprising quickness

2/15/2013 5:07:39 PM

This gif is weirdly perfect




The thing is, shitposting is kind of a way for me to entertain myself. I like the way people get offended at bad jokes. Like they are insulted by it? I think I get it from my Dad. He is always pestering people for his own amusement. I only do it on the internet, though.

2/15/2013 5:11:41 PM