Ran in to grab some aspirin and have to wait behind like 5 dudes picking up drug store chocolate and cards. None of whom are going to get laid tonight .

2/14/2013 6:36:34 PM

I saw a guy got KY Jelly and a can of spermicide, I'm sure his bf will be real happy

2/14/2013 6:54:03 PM

Lolol

2/14/2013 7:01:08 PM

Also-fuck Valentine's Day

2/14/2013 7:01:59 PM

imagine the awful selection of picked over candy and worse...valentines cards

i bet some wound up with "best friend" valentines cards for their wives lmao

2/14/2013 7:31:37 PM

Flower tent in Charlotte this afternoon.

[Edited on February 14, 2013 at 8:00 PM. Reason : .]

2/14/2013 8:00:09 PM

Guys are dumb

2/14/2013 8:04:22 PM

The Teeter in Cameron Village was packed with this crowd.

2/14/2013 8:05:37 PM

^^I disagree. The conventions of this so-called holiday are dumb.

2/14/2013 8:45:05 PM

yay for low-maintenance wife who forgot today was valentine's day

2/14/2013 8:54:07 PM

^ sir that was a trap and you fell for it

2/14/2013 9:51:14 PM

My girl vehemently stands in opposition to everything this bullshit holiday represents. One of the biggest complaints she has with it are the preposterous demands that it requires of men. I love her so much.

[Edited on February 14, 2013 at 9:59 PM. Reason : ]

2/14/2013 9:58:37 PM

I took my wife to Arby's tonight.


wasn't getting laid either way.


no reason to overplay the hand.

2/14/2013 10:08:20 PM

^^ Or, she just really doesnt want to have sex with you, so she let you off your end of the deal.

[Edited on February 14, 2013 at 10:10 PM. Reason : ^]

2/14/2013 10:10:06 PM

Makeup sex is all I have left

2/14/2013 10:20:40 PM

Wait...we're supposed to do sex?

I just ate all my chocolate, went and bought more chocolate, and then cried a little bit in front of the TV.

Whoops.

2/14/2013 11:32:55 PM

Too bad you can't just walk up to a pretty girl you don't know, hand her chocolate, and automatically get sex in return.

2/14/2013 11:36:03 PM

or can you?

2/14/2013 11:42:21 PM

If you take out the pretty part, there were definitely a couple dudes trying that at the store.

2/14/2013 11:43:52 PM

Quote :

"yay for low-maintenance wife who forgot today was valentine's day"

Same here, except my wife didn't forget she's just low-maintenance.

2/14/2013 11:47:32 PM

Meh, we had some nice salmon instead of buying each other crappy gifts.

2/15/2013 12:07:49 AM

So y'all bought each other salmon?

2/15/2013 12:09:37 AM

Was it at least some nice smoked salmon?

2/15/2013 10:18:18 AM

We got a heart shaped pepperoni pizza from Papa Murphy's and watched the Office. Then we banged. Pretty awesome Valentine's Day.

2/15/2013 10:47:47 AM

I had to work last night, so he went out with his single friends.

2/15/2013 11:04:40 AM

i, too, went to cvs last night

2/15/2013 11:05:34 AM

We weren't supposed to get each other anything, but he got me two Harry Potter movies on bluray. I tend to buy him presents for no good reason, so the T-shirt I got him last week will be my stand in.

2/15/2013 11:08:30 AM

Quote :

"5 dudes picking up drug store chocolate and cards. None of whom are going to get laid tonight ."

wait, what?

2/15/2013 11:11:10 AM

we got fucked up and watched the wire.

she got me bacon.

fuckin' solid.

2/15/2013 11:13:00 AM

Trader Joe's was bumpin with people buying roses yesterday

2/15/2013 12:13:01 PM

I went to TJs yesterday to get salad stuff (sunflower seeds and dried cranberries) and had no idea how bad it would be with the long lines of guys buying flowers and chocolate. Made me late for work, but I got a free rose for bringing my own shopping bag so whatever.

2/15/2013 12:54:11 PM

if your girl doesn't like valentine's day it is probably because she was traumatized by it as a child.

it can then be said that most girls who had trauma during Vday as a child are probably ugly.

therefore, your girl is probably ugly if she doesn't like valentine's day

2/15/2013 12:59:05 PM

^x5

If you're picking up shitting looking boxes of candy from a drugstore at 6pm on Valentines day,you're doing it wrong

Unless all those women have low standards, those boys were in trouble last night.

2/15/2013 1:40:33 PM

Walked into Fresh Market yesterday at 5:30 PM. Walked out with some very nice flowers that I was proud to give the fiancee. No long lines. You just gotta know where to look...

2/15/2013 1:44:59 PM

lol all I know is the dude who had to resort to grabbing a Whitman's sampler was in trouble.


Opinion ladies?

2/15/2013 1:48:53 PM

bunch of fucking snobs itt

2/15/2013 1:52:53 PM

^no doubt.

I went to TJ's, got a dozen roses for $12.

Also, picked up some pizza dough and cheese, and we made homemade pizza last night. Simplest meal ever, and cheap.

On top of it all, we bought our friends/family gifts instead of giving each other gifts for V-day.


And there was no line at all at TJ's in CHapel Hell yesterday at 2:30pm.

[Edited on February 15, 2013 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2013 1:58:30 PM

i drank a bomber of beer, made myself a decent dinner, and caught up on some DVR. saved a shit ton of money and didn't miss my ex once. it was a fantastic valentine's day. A+

2/15/2013 2:15:00 PM

Quote :

"If you're picking up shitting looking boxes of candy from a drugstore at 6pm on Valentines day,you're doing it wrong Unless all those women have low standards, those boys were in trouble last night."

I'm picturing a fancy-ass reservation made a month in advance. Jewelery, roses, and Lindor Truffles.

There have been times when I've overcompensated even worse than that for a shitty relationship. In the end, either she loves you or she doesn't.

That homemade pizza sounds fantastic BTW. Might try that soon.

2/15/2013 2:19:47 PM

I got her an $8 movie ticket to the local cinema drafthouse to watch Princess Bride.

And then we rang up a $70 tab.

Dagger

2/15/2013 3:00:24 PM

Her choice was to go watch Die Hard then grab a beer and cheesefries.. I'd say I picked a keeper

2/15/2013 3:02:09 PM

my wife and i went to a tavern and the bill was less than $30...it was her suggestion

had a good time

[Edited on February 15, 2013 at 3:09 PM. Reason : we had wine when we got home at 9:30, though...but we have wine almost every night]

2/15/2013 3:08:58 PM

Fiance and I got Chinese take out last night and raided the discount candy at Walgreen's together today.

^^I couldn't get mine to agree to Die Hard =/ I'll live though.

[Edited on February 15, 2013 at 6:15 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2013 6:14:34 PM

Oh how times change when you have a baby...

We rented "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and ate Wendy's

2/15/2013 6:16:04 PM

I got a pedicure at lunch and bought myself some Godiva chocolates....then went to the Kooley show that night

pretty good day

2/15/2013 6:25:22 PM

We lifted, made pizza, and watched netflix. in other words we never really do anything for valentines day. Glad she and I are on the same page

2/15/2013 6:58:25 PM

I bet there were "low maintenance" women jealous at my wife's office when the bouquet arrived.

2/15/2013 7:22:42 PM

One of my buddies, pissed with the way women at his wife's work are petty about small shit and try to show each other up at work with the types of flowers they get for v-day, etc, bought his wife a new BMW convertible (she needed a new car)and had it delivered to her work with a big bow on it and 6 dozen roses inside yesterday. needless to say, he won and his wife wont ever have to listen to her co-workers brag and try to one up each other anymore.

Take that, 50k car vs $50 flowers

[Edited on February 15, 2013 at 7:43 PM. Reason : M]

2/15/2013 7:38:27 PM

Nah, we weren't. Flowers on valentines day are grossly over inflated and a stupid investment. Spending time together means more than obligatory flowers.

2/15/2013 7:38:49 PM

Quote :

"I bet there were "low maintenance" women jealous at my wife's office when the bouquet arrived. "

it really does just depend on the woman. I know some people can't imagine a girl NOT being into that because of the girl they are with but there are plenty of women out there who don't get into that stuff too.

Absolutely nothing wrong with getting your wife flowers if she is into that though so I'm not trying to downplay what you did for your wife

2/15/2013 7:50:24 PM