Is when girls leave their boyfriend for like, a week... And they fuck you and suck your dick all week in a nice hotel in Cary w/ a hot tub and indoor pool. Then they go back to him cuz you know... They need a place to live.

And then you see a pic of the two of them on FB captioned, "Love of my life."

Share your hoe-larious stories here.

2/20/2013 3:44:33 AM

When I tell my girl to leave me the fuck alone for like, a week...and she leaves me alone all week without calling or texting and I can do whatever the hell I want whenever I want to do it with whoever I want to do it with. Then she comes back to me cuz you know... she needs a place to live. I don't even care if that bitch was out fucking & sucking another guy if it meant I could get a week of sanity

And then you see a pic of me on FB captioned, "Why did I only ask for a week?"

2/20/2013 3:51:52 AM

you can't turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes dont act right

2/20/2013 3:52:21 AM

What you know bout dat homeless pussy

2/20/2013 7:21:52 AM

When a girl cheats on her man with some guy in Cary, who doesn't know the girl has de herp derp, and a few days after she leaves, the dude is left wondering what's on his pecker.

2/20/2013 9:44:33 AM

^

Always and Forever, Breh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UniZucAo0r8

Also, I'd like to apologize for the crude nature of this thread. I just thought the whole "Love of my life" bit was mad funny. Considering...

2/21/2013 6:14:00 AM

When I see her walking to class with the guy she cheated on me with, and she looks miserable. Staring off in another direction, probably wondering why she thought I would put up with that shit.

Not like it matters. I would never take her back.

2/21/2013 6:21:48 AM