Is 7 am your in a hotel room and you just dropped a massive duce in the toilet only to realize you are completely out of toilet paper and both the paper towels and Kleenex ate on the complete other side of the room... FML

2/23/2013 7:02:08 PM

Sausage fingers?

2/23/2013 7:03:36 PM

Such is a day in the life of the master of pimps.

2/23/2013 7:08:01 PM

its a hotel, walk yourself to the shower

2/23/2013 7:08:52 PM

completely out of commas

2/23/2013 7:14:36 PM

Duce? You shit out an Italian dictator?

2/23/2013 7:15:17 PM

Waddle across the room to get some damned Kleenex. Then complain to the hotel management that they're doing a shitty job keeping TP in stock.

2/23/2013 7:15:33 PM

How long have you been in said hotel room to run out of tp?

2/23/2013 7:32:31 PM

^True. I don't think I've ever been to a hotel where they haven't left an extra roll.

2/23/2013 7:42:01 PM

Did you post this while you were using the restroom? Bc you may have a problem when it's easier to post a thread on teedub than get toilet paper.

2/23/2013 8:24:14 PM

haha he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells

2/23/2013 10:46:23 PM

shower ftw. Sometimes I even use the shower at home. I'm a very crude, inefficient wiper.

2/23/2013 11:03:34 PM

i totally get jamais vu when i stare at the word "friend"

2/23/2013 11:10:13 PM