girls aren't supposed to enjoy sex
-my mom


it's not the size that counts
-every small penised man

3/1/2013 1:02:52 PM

anal sex will wear out your sphincter muscle

3/1/2013 1:03:55 PM

3/1/2013 1:05:04 PM

3/1/2013 1:05:43 PM

lol....

"ive only slept with #____"

3/1/2013 1:07:59 PM

if you pee in her, she's sure to get pregnant

-coworker from past job

3/1/2013 1:08:54 PM

No means yes

3/1/2013 1:09:08 PM

I've got big feet, so you know...

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3/1/2013 1:09:59 PM

you can get pregnant from

(glad this one's a myth )

3/1/2013 1:10:54 PM

If she has a tongue piercing...

3/1/2013 1:11:33 PM

green M&M's make you horny

3/1/2013 1:12:30 PM

that doesn't do it for you???

3/1/2013 1:15:37 PM

she can't get pregnant if on top

because gravity

3/1/2013 1:18:51 PM

Gay guys have to wear diapers because their assholes get so stretched-out.
-Patrick Wooden

3/1/2013 1:18:52 PM

If you only have anal and/or oral sex you can still be a virgin in the eyes of god.

Female ejaculation is just peeing.

[Edited on March 1, 2013 at 1:20 PM. Reason : The g-spot doens't exist.]

3/1/2013 1:19:29 PM

She won't fuck other guys while you're deployed.

3/1/2013 1:20:21 PM

Double up on condoms to be sure.

3/1/2013 1:24:46 PM

She loves it when you surprise her by pulling out and ejaculating on her face.

3/1/2013 1:25:50 PM

if you have them choke you the orgasm will be AMAZING

3/1/2013 1:27:01 PM

if she takes a dump on your chest it means she loves you

3/1/2013 1:31:58 PM

why do you have to ruin everything^

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww v

3/1/2013 1:38:13 PM

You won't get pregnant if you have sex while your Aunt Flo is in town


[Edited on March 1, 2013 at 1:59 PM. Reason : always use a back up method ]

3/1/2013 1:42:06 PM

eating ain't cheatin

-bill clinton

3/1/2013 1:46:04 PM

The menstrual cycle is 28 days, human gestation is 40 weeks

3/1/2013 1:49:43 PM

this thread is now a free thread i see

[Edited on March 1, 2013 at 1:57 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2013 1:56:44 PM

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"If you only have anal and/or oral sex you can still be a virgin in the eyes of god."

hahahahaha..that made me LOL too much!

3/1/2013 2:11:17 PM

if you don't use it, you lose it.

3/1/2013 2:12:19 PM

if you stop having sex you can become a "born again virgin"

3/1/2013 2:44:00 PM

it happens to everyone

3/1/2013 2:45:34 PM

^^ can you become one of those not on purpose? some of my dry spells are LONG

3/1/2013 2:53:32 PM

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"it's not the size that counts -every small penised man"

Well, that's not quite accurate. I'm a small penised man and definitely know that size matters.

3/1/2013 2:54:49 PM

^

3/1/2013 3:09:50 PM

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"if you have them choke you the orgasm will be AMAZING"

YMMV

3/1/2013 3:23:51 PM

"I don't bend that way/that far."

"I'm on the patch."

3/1/2013 3:33:11 PM

"I never do this"

3/1/2013 4:27:52 PM

-We'll have sex tomorrow

3/1/2013 4:30:21 PM

If you smoke a menthol cigarette afterwards you won't get pregnant.
-girl at AIDS clinic I volunteered at

3/1/2013 4:33:55 PM

I'm on a good kind of birth control pill that protects against STDs.
-a girl a co-worker of mine interviewed a few years ago

3/1/2013 4:38:44 PM

And the choking thing only really works as far as strangulation, restriction of airflow. You mash those arteries too much and its just blackout time.
It's all about the struggle

3/1/2013 5:53:45 PM

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"anal sex will wear out your sphincter muscle"

thats not exactly a myth. ask any nurse who will tell the truth and she'll tell you the gay men past their mid 30's shit the bed like coma patients

3/1/2013 5:57:50 PM

i didn't say continuous gay sex, k

3/1/2013 6:04:04 PM

That's why I used the modifier "exactly" between "not" and "a myth"

[Edited on March 1, 2013 at 6:05 PM. Reason : fwaa]

3/1/2013 6:05:38 PM

keep it hetero, b

3/1/2013 6:06:33 PM

NO U

3/1/2013 6:08:14 PM

Quote :

"-We'll have sex tomorrow "

Ahahaha so true.

3/1/2013 6:29:48 PM

Quote :

"-We'll have sex tomorrow "

Quote :

"I'm tired"

Quote :

"I'm on my period"

3/1/2013 7:05:43 PM