when your weenie slides out of your hand while taking a piss and gets all over the wall

then...if no one saw you...you have to weigh wiping the wall off and risk being caught wiping down the wall or being a total trashbag and just leaving it.

i left it, it was a crowded gym.

3/14/2013 2:34:47 PM

lol at your tiny weenie

3/14/2013 2:47:44 PM

This happens?

3/14/2013 2:49:00 PM

I thought black dudes were supposed to have dig bicks

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3/14/2013 2:51:12 PM

I've done my post-piss shake a little too vigorously before, and ended up with a drop flying up towards my face.
Nothing like getting piss on your lip to make you feel like Bear Grylls

3/14/2013 2:51:22 PM

lol at your tiny weenie

3/14/2013 2:57:52 PM

sheesh


.."TUFF" crowd

[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 3:25 PM. Reason : v]

3/14/2013 3:25:31 PM

I am trying to hide the fact that my dick is the size of a peanut

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3/14/2013 3:29:35 PM

I, too, am...


...oh wait.

3/14/2013 3:30:34 PM

that awkward moment meme requires a gif or pic showing how you reacted during that awkward moment

3/14/2013 3:35:11 PM

I've had this happen...and pissed down the leg of my pants

3/14/2013 3:59:49 PM

I hate it when the sink splashes on your shirt or pants and makes it look like you are nasty and dribbled piss. I was to be like "ITS NOT PISS".

3/14/2013 4:48:03 PM

To I was to be or not to I was to be? That is to be the question

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3/14/2013 4:54:42 PM

did you sneeze?

3/14/2013 4:56:36 PM

Quote :

"I've done my post-piss shake a little too vigorously before, and ended up with a drop flying up towards my face."

3/14/2013 5:33:01 PM

when i get up in the middle of the night to piss, I control my aim by sound.

- faint splash, loud splash, faint splash = finding center of bowl
- loud splash, hold steady
- faint splash, then nothing, then warm splatter on leg and foot.... yup, pissing on floor.

3/14/2013 6:52:55 PM

you ever have those dreams where you are pissin in a toilet...and then somethin doesnt feel quite right so youre like "oh...i better wake myself up"

and then you obviously pissed the bed...so i just get out of bed and change my drawers and get back in the bed, put a towel over the spot and lay on it so the woman doesnt notice

then it dries and no one is the wiser

3/15/2013 1:20:23 AM

happens everytime i use my bosses office toilet (female) or a toilet at a girls house. I end up getting toilet paper and scrubbing the entire toilet bowl and floor/wall area.

3/15/2013 2:03:34 AM

Had an awkward ween moment with friends a little over a year ago.

Out trying to catch these rare, super-skiddish frogs one night. The frogs are out calling in this pond. I strip down to my boxers and wade into the pond. After an hour or two, I get out, unsuccessful. Talking to my friends when I look down and see it must have floated its way out while I was wading. Fortunately, it was dark out. Since then, I make sure the fly is buttoned.

3/15/2013 3:15:58 AM