Family member just claimed to fill a 32oz bottle while driving. I think he's telling tales for 2 reasons

1) bladder capacity
2) how do you do it without spilling everywhere

3/14/2013 9:52:25 PM

its possible to do without spilling, but 32oz is crazy

3/14/2013 9:54:37 PM

I, too, filled a 32oz Gatorade bottle

when the gas station exits are 20 miles apart and you're running late to a meeting, you gotta do what you gotta do

3/14/2013 9:55:19 PM

eh, 32oz is hard to believe

The fuckin' bottle mouths aren't wide enough to fit your dick in, either - how the fuck do you do it without spilling all over the place

[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ]

3/14/2013 9:57:20 PM

Bladder can hold 300-500 ml, but you start having the urge to pee at about 250 ml. It would take 2 very full bladders to fill up a 32 ounce bottle

3/14/2013 9:59:02 PM

Maybe I'm the smallest guy on tww, but I can fit my dick in a 32 oz. gatorade bottle.

3/14/2013 9:59:39 PM

bmel dropping the knowledge

3/14/2013 10:00:21 PM

So he's claiming he had ~950mL

3/14/2013 10:01:06 PM

You don't fuck the bottle, you just aim your pee hole in it

3/14/2013 10:02:55 PM

while driving? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

3/14/2013 10:04:35 PM

I'd rather pull over and pee behind a bush.

3/14/2013 10:04:50 PM

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3/14/2013 10:06:47 PM

I've filled a 32oz powerade bottle before

sorry, I'm a coca cola laced with deworming agent guy

3/14/2013 10:11:38 PM

Believable + Possible

3/14/2013 10:12:38 PM

Quote :

"The fuckin' bottle mouths aren't wide enough to fit your dick in, either"

jaZon, like me, has a thick one: http://www.girlsaskguys.com/Sexuality-Questions/266143-would-you-consider-this-to-be-a-good-penis-girth.html

3/14/2013 10:13:22 PM

i think our pee can kill bushes cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead

3/14/2013 10:13:56 PM

^^ *high-five*

3/14/2013 10:22:26 PM

my dick can fit in a gatorade bottle, but i have a large bladder, and my dick is very long, so a few seconds into peeing in a car, the piss starts to fill up the bottle, engulfing the tip, and when i fill up half a bottle with a good, rich piss, half of my dick is fully immersed in my own urine...refreshing, but not that cleanly

3/14/2013 10:25:10 PM

I just tried filling up a McDonalds cup...I fit just fine with the lid off.

I only filled up half.

3/14/2013 10:28:20 PM

I went floating down the neuse with Mr Grace and NYMountnMan and had a 1 gallon green tea container.

in one "peeing" i filled that shit up about 1/3rd of the way at least. (this was after copious amounts of alcohol)
128 oz/3 = ~43oz.

I'm not exaggerating or underestimating the amount of urine i produced in that sitting.

3/14/2013 10:29:32 PM

I just piss straight on the floor mats. YOLO

3/14/2013 10:29:40 PM

Quote :

"my dick is very long"

so just hold the bottle lower

3/14/2013 10:30:51 PM

i think when i drink copious amounts of coors light, my bladder can hold more than bmel's CRAZY SCIENCE suggests

[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ^then its not safe driving]

[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 10:32 PM. Reason : its like a wet spaghetti noodle]

3/14/2013 10:31:14 PM

two of these people are relevant to this thread.

3/14/2013 10:54:11 PM

haha, i've taken many a bottle-piss in Iraq and Afghanistan. you don't have to fucking penetrate the mouth of the bottle...you just put the tip up against it.

i think it would be possible, but awfully, awfully tough to fill a 32-oz bottle. I think that's the size of the water bottles we had out there, and I never completely filled one that I can remember.


As far as spillage, pilots piss into a funnel with a hose, while flying a jet, while strapped to an ejection seat, while wearing g-suits and parachute harness, while having to hold open the valve on the funnel with one finger. Your buddy ought to be able to do it while driving, although why not just pull over?

3/14/2013 11:03:26 PM

actually bladders can hold up to 600 mL (20 oz) plus some extra in the urethra (more for males than females there).

3/15/2013 1:40:59 PM

yeah i think my grandest bottle-pisses would have been more along those lines.

3/15/2013 10:21:39 PM

Mug video himself peeing in a big CFA cup today. Confirmed

3/15/2013 10:30:40 PM

Quote :

"Maybe I'm the smallest guy on tww, but I can fit my dick in a 32 oz. gatorade bottle. "

Though I understand that, as TheDuke said, you don't have to penetrate the bottle's mouth, but just stick the tip up in it. Hell, I've even pissed in a 20z Coke bottle, and even I'm not small enough to fit my whole dick in there.

3/15/2013 10:59:35 PM

average bladder can hold 300-500mL, average man is 5'10"

some of us got a Shaq size bladder and can fill that bottle easy

3/15/2013 11:57:44 PM

Stories about spilling it probably have something to do with people making airtight seals again the bottle with their penis.

Seems like a good idea, but it isnt.

3/16/2013 8:27:27 AM

Its possible to do this.

3/16/2013 9:04:01 AM

Quote :

"eh, 32oz is hard to believe The fuckin' bottle mouths aren't wide enough to fit your dick in, either - how the fuck do you do it without spilling all over the place "

My comment was in response to this gem. Yeah, your flacid dick is wider than a 32. oz gatorade bottle opening. jaZon, Manuel Ferrara, and Mr. Marcus have this problem. The rest of us, not so much.

3/16/2013 9:10:27 AM

I, too, can pee ~30 oz give or take a couple.

3/16/2013 11:03:45 AM

been there, done that. Doing while driving is pretty impressive though, at least without any dribble

3/16/2013 12:51:39 PM

Can't we assume that if your at the point of pissing in a bottle while driving, that your bladder would be stretched to the absolute maximum.

I mean I don't see a huge issue with it but its not the ideal way to go so you would put it off as long as possible.

3/16/2013 12:56:03 PM

I just hang my wang out the window and piss into the wind

3/16/2013 12:57:10 PM

hmph

3/16/2013 10:05:12 PM