F1V3LSU
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It's like, when you never see someone, you feel obligated to respond to their texts. But then you dont wanna talk to them all the time. But you feel like since you never see them you better say hey or theyll go off and bone some other chick.
And then they want to Skype. And you are like, babe, its midnight here. I know its only 9 in Cali, but I have a big geometry test tomorrow and my mom is gonna be pissed if she sees me up still. Then you are like babe, when can you come visit? And she is like, well, my birthday is next month, and ill be able to get my learners permit. so soon!
And next think you know youve had a 3 hour conversation on skype with the past hour of it being her sending you links to deviantart pictures of pokemon and creepy ash memes.
And then you are texting and she ends everything with LOL. or !!!. and you are like, dude wht is everything so funny and emotional. So then you spend $400 on plane tickets, and then she is like, oh im going to idaho that weekend to visit my friend. So you are able to change your ticket to coeur d'alene at the last minute at a loss. So you stay with her friend and are a third wheel the whole time and NEVER GET TO SECOND BASE, because she is busy shopping and gossipping and watching netflix and putting ribbons in her hair.
So you get so frustrated, you go to take a shit in her friends bathroom while your g/f and her friend are outside. You are pretty horny and have hardcore blueballs and you see some of your g/fs friends panties in the dirty clothes bin. So you grab them and start jerking off furiously. You hear footsteps and your girlfriend is open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur  3/18/2013 12:09:30 AM
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