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| Quote : | ".... ......A Requiem for Chuck Norris’s Beard
..By Mike Krumboltz
Chuck Norris, sans beard. Photo by Splash News.
We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.
We were first alerted to the shocking news by TMZ. The gossip site ran a photo -- presumably recent -- of Norris enjoying the great outdoors without his beard's company.
Is Norris, 73, going through a first-quarter-life crisis? Can Chuck still intimidate man, woman, and inanimate object without his world-famous facial hair? Well, of course he can. He's Chuck Norris. But one shouldn't discount the beard's contribution to the man’s success.
Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.
But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us
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[Edited on March 19, 2013 at 11:49 PM. Reason : /] 3/19/2013 11:48:44 PM
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GrayFox33
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Tells us what?!! 3/19/2013 11:51:41 PM |
Kickstand
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He's 73?!?!?!!!??!! 3/19/2013 11:53:59 PM |
Jeepxj420
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Goodnight, sweet prince 3/20/2013 12:00:09 AM |
bottombaby
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The beginning of the end... 3/20/2013 8:27:08 PM |
Førte
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today, we are all Chuck Norris's beard 3/20/2013 8:30:18 PM |
Fareako
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How did he find clippers strong enough to shave off his beard!?!?!
 3/20/2013 8:47:46 PM |
richthofen
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No clippers could conquer that beard. It simply retracted back into his face and lies in wait. 3/21/2013 2:22:49 AM |
The E Man
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He donated his beard to Sudan where it is now being used as fertilizer to hold back the Sahara. 3/21/2013 2:25:56 AM |
JBaz
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Chuck Norris' Beard developed cancer and could have been saved if Chuck himself could have cried, but sadly he could not. The beard had to be mechanically removed using the latest industrial laser that's meant for cutting through 4" steel. 3/21/2013 2:38:06 AM |
