chemical weapons in syria
nuke in iran
civil war in iraq
insanity in n korea
taliban still strong in afghanistan/pakistan

draft?

3/20/2013 3:20:47 PM

Howabout we stop fucking with other countries.

3/20/2013 3:21:21 PM

Draft college students now

3/20/2013 3:21:28 PM

i don't see any of those involving the USA.

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3/20/2013 3:21:58 PM

How about we nuke all 5 and get on with our lives?

3/20/2013 3:22:08 PM

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"i don't see any of those involving the USA."

we are either bound by treaty or verbal promise to be involved in all of them.

[Edited on March 20, 2013 at 3:24 PM. Reason : i didn't even mention china/japan but it could easily regress to this point as well]

3/20/2013 3:23:25 PM

We should draft for every war

3/20/2013 3:25:54 PM

6) latino pope in italy

3/20/2013 3:27:08 PM

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"insanity in n korea"

What are they going to do, starve in front of us till we surrender?

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3/20/2013 3:29:39 PM

l i t e r a l l y

3/20/2013 3:30:47 PM

stupid thread

on a number of levels

still guaranteed to be at least a few pages of rabble rabble rabble cause people enjoying rabbling

3/20/2013 3:32:06 PM

Tell me the levels

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3/20/2013 3:32:50 PM

Shut the fuck up Earl.

3/20/2013 3:36:37 PM

Shut the fuck up Earl.

3/20/2013 3:41:53 PM

DON'T PUSH ME CAUSE I'M CLOSE TO THA EDGE I'M TRYIN NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD AH HUH HUH HUH

3/20/2013 3:41:56 PM

Ayatollahs in Iran!

Russians in Afghanistan!

3/20/2013 3:50:56 PM

Jews everywhere!

3/20/2013 3:52:09 PM

I could be wrong, but I think "literally on the verge of 5 wars" means we're standing on the edge of a cliff or something, and 5 wars are raging at the bottom.

3/20/2013 3:54:42 PM

L i t e r a l l y on the border of north korea for 50 years

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3/20/2013 3:56:21 PM

I hope that the S Koreans are the redneck ones with "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN" on their trucks.

3/20/2013 3:57:21 PM

Well I guess this would give unemployed or underemployed post-grads/college students something to do

3/20/2013 3:58:11 PM

international relations is simply one country fucking another

/paraphrase

3/20/2013 4:04:53 PM

Billy Joel covered most of this

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.

3/20/2013 4:07:36 PM

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"I hope that the S Koreans are the redneck ones with "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN" on their trucks."

oh holy hell that is awesome. If I ever move to S Korea I'm totally gonna put on of those stickers on my ride.

3/21/2013 9:35:58 AM

are there examples of the south winning? It didn't happen happen in Korea, didn't happen in america, didn't happen in vietnam...

3/21/2013 12:51:23 PM

Sudan

3/21/2013 1:54:54 PM

3/21/2013 1:58:10 PM

^^^The 2008 Clemson victory over NC State proved to be Tommy Bowden's last win over an ACC team in his Clemson career.
Clemson has 51 wins in the series, the third most victories for the Tigers over a school

3/21/2013 2:58:34 PM

10 nukes, 2 for each one of them will solve the problem.

Look what 2 nukes did to Japan. They became America's best friend.

3/21/2013 3:02:57 PM

you're still in college, right?

3/21/2013 3:08:52 PM

At least it's not a thousand psychic wars.

3/21/2013 4:56:19 PM

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" "I hope that the S Koreans are the redneck ones with "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN" on their trucks." "

3/21/2013 5:51:51 PM

look if we go to war, it should be war.....

should be decisive and not this tip toe through the tulip bs that both our wars have become. thats why vietnam and korea failed.

if we go no holds bar like we did in WW2, we kick ass.
So, yes, i agree lets stop fucking with people. let everyone kill each other. but if they are gonna fuck with us......then we fuck them up to an end that people wont mess with us.

i will not go into another country and let stupid bs prevent me from saving lives of friendlies and innocent people, i will kill the enemy.

3/22/2013 12:08:36 AM

Technically the war with N. Korea never ended. We currently are at an armistice, thus the war never ended and the cease fire can end at anytime.

3/22/2013 1:21:17 AM

fffff

3/22/2013 1:22:20 AM

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"chemical weapons in syria nuke in iran civil war in iraq insanity in n korea taliban still strong in afghanistan/pakistan draft?"

3/22/2013 1:30:48 AM

Yeah but we don't go to war over serious reasons anymore. Every war now is about protecting/expanding the business and profits of our corporations.

3/22/2013 2:43:30 AM

LITERALLY

3/22/2013 3:43:05 AM

we are figuratively on the verge of 5 wars :3

3/22/2013 3:43:34 AM

3/22/2013 5:54:07 AM

literally meaning each of those wars could be ramped up in a week or a month from now and it wouldn't be a surprise at all. The China Japan thing is one thats possible but not on the verge.

3/22/2013 12:24:57 PM

nah obama wont let anything bad happen

3/23/2013 2:53:59 PM

chemical weapons in syria MAYBE
nuke in iran war not going to happen
civil war in iraq probably
insanity in n korea nothing going to happen
taliban still strong in afghanistan/pakistan and it'll stay that way; no war anytime soon

3/23/2013 3:15:00 PM

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"chemical weapons in syria nuke in iran civil war in iraq insanity in n korea taliban still strong in afghanistan/pakistan draft?"

You forgot about the wars we already have going on!

Storage Wars
Swamp Wars
Border Wars
Parking Wars
Cupcake Wars
Whale Wars
Shipping Wars
AND
Storage Wars: Texas

3/23/2013 4:51:40 PM

there's also Texas Car Wars

3/23/2013 5:24:37 PM

Damn. I'm just restoring a lawn mower. Seems like a decent day with no violence.

3/23/2013 7:01:40 PM

It's not a literal connection, dude.

3/23/2013 7:15:30 PM

3/23/2013 7:59:21 PM