enterprise rent-a-car:

"at enterprise, we listen! in fact, it was an enterprise employee that came up with the idea of picking you up when you need to rent a car!"

no shit? you mean hertz didn't call to suggest you guys go with that?


speaking of cars, the hendrick auto mall radio ads here in the triangle are about as bad as they come. a new one every day where the guy tells some god-awful joke. and, why has nobody told that lady how unconvincing her fake laugh is?

3/29/2013 10:14:09 PM

sand fulla sugar

3/29/2013 10:14:38 PM

my thoughts exactly

3/29/2013 10:15:16 PM

PICKLE ROLL

3/29/2013 10:17:50 PM

Hertz>Alamo>Avis=enterprise

3/29/2013 11:23:16 PM

National>Hertz>>Enterprise

Alamo, Avis = idk

3/29/2013 11:32:23 PM

Quote :

"DIREC TV GENIE"

3/29/2013 11:33:41 PM

HEEEEEENDRIIIIIIIIICK

3/29/2013 11:37:04 PM

if you can remember the ad, even to bitch about it, it's a good ad. the only bad ads are ones no one remembers.

3/30/2013 12:06:32 AM

The Family Store! (in those commercials, Anderson Jr. seems like a total douche, imo, in those commercials)

I still kinda anticipate "My Debut Album...." when that commercial comes on, although I've drank less than five RedBulls ever.

It started with a whisper.

3/30/2013 12:09:21 AM

before lobbying to get a rate hike perhaps they should look into cutting the advertising budget because there is no justification for the ONLY POWER COMPANY to advertise

3/30/2013 12:45:45 AM

To be fair, they've only been the only power company for a short time.

3/30/2013 1:05:22 AM

^^Spending big money on ads can affect the way the media is willing to cover you. There is reason to advertise even when you're a monopoly.

3/30/2013 2:03:08 AM

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO

TAO SUZUKI OF FUQUAY-VARINA.

3/30/2013 2:41:32 AM

"eat liquid gold" is the dumbest and most confusing ad campaign ever, and actually turns me off to velveeta shells and cheese

3/30/2013 12:57:33 PM

I think it's a reference to orichalcum and the spirit of Nur-Ab-Sal.

3/30/2013 1:04:33 PM

I cant stand it when car insurance commercials use the "drivers who switched saved and average of" line. It is always about the same number $300-$500 and what I gather from that wording is that if drivers cant save a few hundred bucks, it's not worth the trouble of switching to said car insurance company. Nothing more.

[Edited on March 30, 2013 at 1:05 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2013 1:04:49 PM

^ fuckin' state farm wanted to TRIPLE my god damn payments if I switched

/random

[Edited on March 30, 2013 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2013 1:18:59 PM

That commercial about Lasik Eye Surgery in Raleigh and a "real person" makes the statement "you should get it done here, because i don't personally think there's a better place." How can he make a statement like that? How many places has he gone to get the surgery? I don't trust him.

3/30/2013 1:36:30 PM

Fuck progress and their new % rates for research. You need to dig that shit out of your pocket.

3/30/2013 1:39:01 PM

Duke Progress creates more useless jobs than the government

3/30/2013 2:44:06 PM

The new Mark Jacobson Toyota commercial. "When you go to Mark Jacobson Toyota, you get Mark Jacobson!" then he pops out of the backseat looking like a fucking creeper.

3/30/2013 4:31:54 PM

Excellent spot:

3/31/2013 6:14:21 PM

The extamax commercials

OMG the most vile horrible commercials ive ever seen

3/31/2013 6:18:11 PM

"The NCAA is always there for student-athletes."

The falsest advertisement of them all.

3/31/2013 6:19:33 PM

Quote :

"ATH O LEEETS"

3/31/2013 6:20:05 PM

Jay Bilas seethes with anger every time they play one of those stupid fucking commercials.

Fucking NCAA.

3/31/2013 6:20:27 PM

HOW ABOUT THIS AD WITH THIS EGG AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE

4/1/2013 4:25:44 PM

that one ad where they spelled that word wrong made me angry.

4/1/2013 4:37:38 PM

HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

4/1/2013 4:55:07 PM

Waxvac OWWWW!
You're doing it wrong.

The Bonefish Grill radio commercials annoy the everliving fuck out of me. The announcer sounds like the douchiest douche in the history of douchedom.

4/2/2013 9:57:21 AM

^sounds like alex baldwin to me

4/2/2013 11:37:18 AM

City Limits radio commercials.

4/2/2013 11:38:17 AM

Why advertise city limits. Everyone knows its the shit

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/2/2013 11:39:37 AM

Quote :

"^sounds like alex baldwin to me"

i only remember hearing it once, but i remember thinking that (but it's alec)

4/2/2013 12:04:51 PM

Alec Baldwin sounds pretty douchey. But he also can be funny so it's not as bad. Those commercials are just stupid (and personally I can hear the similarity but I don't think it's him.)

4/2/2013 3:45:12 PM

alec baldwin is funny?

4/2/2013 4:20:24 PM

Alec Baldwin is the worst, followed closely by everyone else on 30 rock except for dat hot peice of kinda birdfaced ass Tina.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/2/2013 4:20:59 PM

Quote :

"speaking of cars, the hendrick auto mall radio ads here in the triangle are about as bad as they come. a new one every day where the guy tells some god-awful joke. and, why has nobody told that lady how unconvincing her fake laugh is?"

These are the absolute worst

4/2/2013 4:22:27 PM

Saw a chick yesterday at Jake's wayback burger in Durham. Man, her pant is so tight that her round butt is well shown to everybody. Hot as hell.
Her black bf (probably) touched her back and butt from time to time.

4/2/2013 4:23:58 PM

Quote :

"City Limits radio commercials."

RAWLEIGH'S ORIGINAL COUNTRY PAWRTY BARRR

4/2/2013 4:50:42 PM

http://www.carpet-baggers.com/

4/2/2013 4:52:53 PM

i'm gonna throw out some positive feedback to the modelo especial commercials where it's like "good thing you invited tommy, who triples your street cred.", because the guy can fight. i lol'ed.

paging BigHitSunday to help triple my street cred


also, i still hate the hendrick radio ads. worst ads in all media right now, despite having a new one EVERY DAY.

6/26/2013 7:33:30 PM

SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OOOOOOOOOPENNNNNNNN

6/26/2013 7:37:53 PM