Some comedy gold in this survey:
http://surveymonkey.com/s/8pxhd8y

4/4/2013 10:55:47 AM

I don't care for GOP

4/4/2013 10:58:08 AM

Done

4/4/2013 11:02:02 AM

Quote :

"Have you ever had campaign literature dropped off at your front door? (mail box does NOT count)"

Quote :

"What is your sexual orientation? What is your sexual orientation? Straight Gay In the closet Bisexual Not sure"

4/4/2013 11:05:20 AM

It's like whoever made this survey thinks people under thirty only vote based on ethnicity, age, or sexual orientation. There weren't options for "a canidates race/age/sex has no effect on whether i would support them".

4/4/2013 11:27:25 AM

^especially considering it is liberals who vote strictly along those lines

93% of the black vote...

that was the most disturbing part of the entire ordeal. not who they voted for, but why.

Hint: It was not based on the content of his character.

[Edited on April 4, 2013 at 11:59 AM. Reason : you can't find 93% of a given group who will agree on whether or not air is good to have]

4/4/2013 11:56:53 AM

yet I didn't vote for the white candidate

curious

4/4/2013 12:14:17 PM

Quote :

"*47. Should the United State build a fence along the US/Mexico border to keep illegal people out of our country?"

The AP Style Guide has made it clear that calling people "illegal" is unacceptable - only actions can be illegal. Illegal people? Jesus Christ...

4/4/2013 12:36:43 PM

^^That didn't rebut my statement.

YOU MUST GO DEEPER

4/4/2013 12:40:10 PM

4/4/2013 12:54:44 PM

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/425047/april-03-2013/rnc-young-voters-survey

4/4/2013 1:00:47 PM

Quote :

"that was the most disturbing part of the entire ordeal. not who they voted for, but why. Hint: It was not based on the content of his character."

blacks always vote overwhelmingly democrat. the last presidential election was no different.

4/4/2013 1:05:26 PM

^ that's because republicans have (historically) made it clear that they're not interested in their support...so why would a black person vote for people who have no interest in them whatsoever?

4/4/2013 1:09:08 PM

^^Agreed to the first part, but "Clinton got 83 percent of the black vote in 1992 and 84 percent in 1996" which was comparable to the carter percentages.

so did obama just grab a measly ten points over his contemporary political predecessor? or do those ten points represent a grossly uneducated swing-vote percentage of over seventy percent in favor of the amount of melanin in a man's skin?

Whatever-the-fuck. I do not envy black voters in America. Being branded a race-traitor is something that is getting easier and easier for the race industry to abuse, and it's every bit as powerful and disruptive as being labeled a communist by the FBI in the fifties.


^By the limitation of ignoring a possible voter's race. You know "where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character" deal

whatever thats old news anyways right.

probably never happened



[Edited on April 4, 2013 at 1:32 PM. Reason : http://news.yahoo.com/black-people-support-obama-because-hes-black-180905648--election.html]

4/4/2013 1:20:37 PM

ahahahah

4/4/2013 1:41:58 PM

^you ever read the book he wrote with amy sedaris called "Wigfield"?
I've mentioned on here before, but it is seriously of the same caliber as "Confederacy of Dunces". Much, much different and of a completely different "fabric" if you will, but it is a masterpiece.

He is so much funnier than the hole the daily show plopped him in

4/4/2013 1:58:35 PM