Just a routine trip to the restroom to piss. I go to one of two urinals, which are right beside each other... the only one that's not being used. Halfway through my piss, I can see the other guy 'shaking off' in my periphery. It looked to be a bit too aggressive of a shaking, but wwhat did I know, right? Then...it happened. I felt a drop of moisture hit my left cheek. WTF?!


What do j do? I know where the guys office is. Do I go and confront him?

4/23/2013 10:34:55 AM

omg

[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 10:40 AM. Reason : another EMCE thread about poopoo and peepee]

4/23/2013 10:40:01 AM

The appropriate response is to secretly put your balls on his telephone receiver. Mouthpiece, earpiece, whatever.

4/23/2013 10:40:18 AM

You gotta kill that motherfucker.

4/23/2013 10:42:08 AM

Do you guys think he did this on purpose? Like, as an intimidation type of thing?

4/23/2013 10:43:23 AM

butt cheek or face cheek?

butt cheek would totally be an open invitation

4/23/2013 10:52:57 AM

Face cheek. I stopped peeing at the urinal with my pants pulled all the way down in lime 9th grade

This hit me right on my face. I am trying to grow a new beard too

4/23/2013 10:56:31 AM

just trying to figure out what time of victim you are EMCE

no need to get snippy

4/23/2013 10:57:44 AM

Hey, I'm sorry friend. I'm still just a bit on edge.

4/23/2013 11:48:32 AM

that cheek is his now, the pheromones say so

4/23/2013 11:50:41 AM

its the perfect opportunity for the stinkpalm

4/23/2013 11:50:45 AM

Did this happen inside or outside?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/23/2013 11:51:24 AM

so like

it started with a whisper?

4/23/2013 11:54:03 AM

This is your fault EMCE.

Every guy knows you dont use the urinal right next to someone.

If there are two then only one ever gets used at a time.

If there are three then observe the gap.

You should have gone to the stall, used the mirror, or pre-pee washed your hands.

Or just left the bathroom altogether.

Your fault.

4/23/2013 11:54:29 AM

^.

4/23/2013 11:58:26 AM

Way to blame the victim

How do you feel about women who dress provocatively, then garner unwanted attention from guys?

4/23/2013 12:14:18 PM

They only have to answer one question:

"How many cocks have you had between those big fat melons?"

4/23/2013 12:16:43 PM

EMCE you were clearly violated in a heinous fashion

I always knew you were strong, but in my mind you're truly a survivor

4/23/2013 12:50:37 PM

maybe he thought you got stung in your face by a jellyfish

4/23/2013 12:56:51 PM

Pretty sure he was marking his territory. He owns you now.

4/23/2013 1:11:55 PM

hate crime since you're black EMCE

4/23/2013 1:13:25 PM

^ only barely...just read his posts, he's pretty white

4/23/2013 1:19:01 PM

I gave myself time to cool down, but was still pretty worked up over this. I debated getting HR involved, but decided to go by his office instead. He wasn't there when I went by, so should I just write him an email demanding an apology instead?

4/23/2013 1:28:53 PM

maybe the zealous, vigorous shaking of his phallus was an accident?

4/23/2013 1:33:49 PM

i mean accidental or not, he needs to know that hes gotta relax. theres no need to get crazy with it

4/23/2013 1:35:02 PM

you're just mad because you were hoping to get to swallow instead of getting splooge all over your face

4/23/2013 1:53:59 PM

but the real question is, did he have any big boy equipment, perhaps with rack focus?

4/23/2013 2:23:42 PM

sometimes you just gotta let these things go

4/23/2013 2:56:39 PM

turn the other cheek

4/23/2013 5:11:48 PM

Dude was just marking his territory. .

4/23/2013 5:18:01 PM

I've given this a lot of thought EMCE

I think you're involved in a serious power struggle with this cat and he's going to continue you to abuse you until you put him in his place

the best solution is to drink a gallon of water throughout the day and take a lot of vitamin b12. That way you can follow him into the bathroom and douse him with a heavy stream of yellow urine to assert your dominance over him.

You can thank me later

4/23/2013 5:18:42 PM

Haha from the way you made it sound was that he ended up jacking off with a light frosting hitting your face.

4/23/2013 7:46:27 PM

The frosting is where most of the calories are.

4/23/2013 7:47:34 PM

^^. Pretty sure it was urine. At least I hope so...

4/23/2013 7:48:56 PM

What did it taste like?

4/23/2013 8:00:08 PM

I'm not really sure man. I didn't taste it. It hit my cheek...

4/23/2013 8:01:44 PM

Im out

[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 8:11 PM. Reason : im retarddd]

4/23/2013 8:10:40 PM

^^ yeah right. That's what she said.

4/23/2013 8:14:43 PM

ohh i'd pee on his leg.... calvin style.

4/23/2013 8:16:08 PM

This thread made me lol at LEAST 6 times

4/24/2013 2:00:32 AM

Quote :

"omg "

Quote :

"Pretty sure he was marking his territory"

Quote :

"turn the other cheek"

well there went my top three responses.


Sorry and I'd offer you some sani-wipes if I could.

4/24/2013 4:26:55 AM