to kill* a bug....or vice versa

*I would personally prefer you to not have killed it

ive gotten home to see a spider on the ceiling and my girl is like "OMG OMG OMG KILL IT ITS BEEN SITTIN THERE FOR 3 HOURS!!!"

im like "really, if its just been sitting there why is it a threat and why couldnt you get the broom"

[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 4:39 PM. Reason : f]

4/25/2013 4:37:50 PM

I once found Fareako cowering in the closer clutching a bayonet because there was a grasshopper behind the couch. I think he'd been in there about 5 hours.

4/25/2013 4:43:00 PM

o shit

lol this kinda reminds me a friend of mine's girl left the house and refused to return because of the spring season influx of clover mites in the kitchen. He was at work and she even called him to come do somethin about she went and hid at a friends house for 5 hours

[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 4:45 PM. Reason : e]

4/25/2013 4:43:19 PM

A week or two ago she texted me that there was a huge spider in the kitchen at like 10 am. When I got home at 4:30 or so that afternoon there was a glass on the kitchen floor with a spider under it waiting for me to kill. To be fair it was at least one of those large brown house spiders.

4/25/2013 4:46:44 PM

lol at least she did something

4/25/2013 4:47:30 PM

I used to make NCSUHippie come get big spiders out of my office because they were fast as hell and whenever I tried to pick them up on a sheet of paper they disappeared.

She's like the spider whisperer.

4/25/2013 4:48:47 PM

f that noise...

if there is a huge spider in my house, i'm not waiting for my man to come kill it...




i'm moving the fuck out!

4/25/2013 4:52:39 PM

what if the spider is actually a chewbaca spider cyborg with dual ion cannons on top?

4/25/2013 5:20:22 PM

^^hahha

4/25/2013 9:53:21 PM