5/1/2013 7:23:46 PM

5/1/2013 7:32:20 PM

Nooooooo!

5/1/2013 8:15:11 PM

thank you so much for sharing.

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 8:16 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2013 8:16:18 PM

1. Why is that scrote so greasy?

2. Who has time to snap pictures in an awful situation like that?

5/1/2013 8:31:14 PM

1. Why is that scrote so greasy?

2. Who has time to snap pictures in an awful situation like that?

5/1/2013 8:31:14 PM

^ fuck off

5/1/2013 8:32:10 PM

might be a vag

5/1/2013 8:35:31 PM

Here is the original guy's story

"So I began freaking out because the pain was just unbearable. I thought I had to go to the emergency room because I just couldn't figure out a way to take it out that wouldn't hurt. So I did the next best thing: went on Google for answers. The best thing I found was putting baby oil to make the release easier but that didn't help. I don’t think any of the links had to do with foreskin stuck in the slider. I couldn't zip down because the skin was there and the zipper was zipped at the bottom and zipping up was just making it worse.

So I had to do the most embarrassing thing, but I didn't care at the moment, I went to tell my father. I took the picture before going to tell him. I thought it would be less embarrassing to show him the picture, even though the real thing would be in front of him. I buttoned my pants and went to their room. I showed him and he asked the same question all of you asked. He told me to show him so I did. He tried doing the same thing I had tried, zipping up and down. I yelled, my face was red, I felt hot and my heart was beating quickly. The pain was intense. My dad gets frustrated very easily and after trying with no avail and me squirming with pain he said he couldn’t do anything with me moving around and that I might just had to go the emergency room, which was the one thing I didn’t want to hear.

After a while he had a bright idea. He left the room and came back with a razor blade. My first reaction was to yell, “What are you going to do with that?” He told me to hold the zipper and he cut around the area were the slider was. So now the section that was attached to the slider and my foreskin was free from my jeans. He then pulled the slider down and it came off the zipper. I then pulled my foreskin out of the slider and that was it, it was free. I had minor cuts but it did bruise and teeth markings (from the zipper) were visible. I hope that made sense of how he did it."

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 8:37 PM. Reason : now with paragraphs!]

5/1/2013 8:37:11 PM

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5/1/2013 8:50:06 PM

oh my

5/1/2013 9:11:50 PM

I can tell by the pixels

5/1/2013 9:27:52 PM

I lol'd pretty hard at:

Quote :

"teeth markings (from the zipper)"

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 9:32 PM. Reason : at]

5/1/2013 9:30:44 PM

At least he didn't get the frank with his beans too...that would really suck

5/1/2013 10:10:25 PM

5/1/2013 10:26:51 PM

is it the frank or the beans

5/1/2013 10:35:37 PM

BobbyDigital's post indicates foreskin

5/1/2013 10:39:58 PM

shoulda just gone to the hospital and had them snip that nasty shit off

5/1/2013 10:56:56 PM

ya know, i have put on jeans thousands of times in my life, and i have never zipped up my junk

5/2/2013 2:13:28 AM

And that is why I never go commando when wearing jeans or anything with a zipper.

5/2/2013 10:13:23 AM