prep-e All American 4843 Posts user info edit post |
"That's my shit" by the only black dude in the bar as a Bon Jovi song came on while he was standing in front of the juke box 5/8/2013 12:26:35 AM
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moron All American 34469 Posts user info edit post |

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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148850 Posts user info edit post |
i agree with moron
most black dudes love bon jovi 5/8/2013 12:48:14 AM
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titans78 All American 4053 Posts user info edit post |
If it wasn't for my horse... 5/8/2013 12:54:02 AM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
my ex likes phil collins  5/8/2013 12:54:52 AM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge"
it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge"
I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine
later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized"
I guess if I'd married her, she'd have been calling it "fucking small" by our 3-year anniversary or so 5/8/2013 1:01:25 AM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148850 Posts user info edit post |
i like phil collins
i guess me and acraw should bone 5/8/2013 1:02:10 AM
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richthofen All American 15758 Posts user info edit post |
I'd venture to say more people like Phil Collins than don't. I definitely do. It's just not a popular thing to admit to.  5/8/2013 2:42:14 AM
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JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i guess me and acraw should bone 5/8/2013 9:26:35 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge"
it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge"
I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine
later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized"" |
I think this is in the "how to keep a guy" handbook. It's similar to how we will tell them they aren't getting a little fat when they ask, even though in the back of our minds we'd like to see them drop a few lbs. I dated a girl once that told me mine was the biggest she'd ever had, and she dated all black dudes before me. You do the math on that one, there's no way that was true. 5/8/2013 9:36:24 AM
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jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
acraw... ur ex is a nig? 5/8/2013 9:38:18 AM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Don't be horrible. 5/8/2013 9:40:19 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
A lot of black dudes like Phil Collins for some reason. I worked with a guy that used to blast "In the Air Tonight" every time I got in the car with him. He would listen to it over and over. 5/8/2013 9:43:14 AM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
This just in...black people like music made by white people just as white people like music made by black people. More at 11. 5/8/2013 9:47:47 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I'm black and I hate Phil Anselmo
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 5/8/2013 9:48:01 AM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28491 Posts user info edit post |
OP is racist. 5/8/2013 9:55:02 AM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "acraw... ur ex is a nig?" |
Nah, he hates nigs.
But yes, he is "high yellow". Wasn't completely white-washed either. Threw in some ebonics I didn't know, every now and then. 
[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 1:54 PM. Reason : '] 5/8/2013 1:54:05 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
My friend loves Celine Deon. He is from Africa so that isn't the same as African American. 5/8/2013 1:57:09 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNM0ENUCO5I&feature=player_embedded
someone should embed: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNM0ENUCO5I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> 5/10/2013 1:35:02 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
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JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |

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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Antoine Dodson really stepped his game up. ] 5/10/2013 1:42:12 PM
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umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
"you're trespassing and I'm supposed to detain you until the police get here to rake you over the coals"
-neighborhood security officer to my friend and I as we took a bike ride on public roads through a neighborhood last night 5/10/2013 1:44:05 PM
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prep-e All American 4843 Posts user info edit post |
HAAAHAHA! that video is awesome 5/10/2013 1:46:11 PM
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
^^Did you tell him to go fuck himself as you left? 5/10/2013 4:26:52 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
id love for a security guard to try to detain me
i wouldnt even let an off duty police officer doing security work detain me
[Edited on May 10, 2013 at 4:28 PM. Reason : s] 5/10/2013 4:28:28 PM
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dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
got to be more to the story. please indulge us 5/10/2013 4:28:47 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Wait that video is awesome
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 5/10/2013 4:32:26 PM
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dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when my first serious girlfriend saw my dick, she commented that it was "huge"
it's not huge, by any stretch of the imagination...but I was still surprised to hear her say "huge"
I actually believed her for a few seconds, until I thought of all the porn-dicks I'd seen, which were all significantly bigger than mine
later on, when we knew each other better, she toned down "huge" to "average-sized"
I guess if I'd married her, she'd have been calling it "fucking small" by our 3-year anniversary or so" |
this made me lol 5/10/2013 5:10:50 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Lol of diminishing returns. 5/10/2013 6:53:02 PM
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umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "got to be more to the story. please indulge us" |
message_topic.aspx?topic=473480&page=39#15813474 5/10/2013 7:07:53 PM
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djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have trash pick-up at my house so once a week I take my trash to the closest apartment complex and throw it in one of their dumpsters. Maintenance man approached me last week with a similar "You can't do that, and you need to stay here until the police come" situation. I laughed, got back in my truck, and left.
I used a different apartment complex today, though.
But it got me thinking, would a police officer actually arrest me for using a dumpster? What would that charge even be? Would he rather me just dump it at the end of a dirt road like some of my redneck neighbors do?
[Edited on May 10, 2013 at 7:58 PM. Reason : a] 5/10/2013 7:57:14 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
trespassing, if the apt complex decided to force the issue
he'd probably prefer you use a trash service you pay for via your county taxes like a responsible adult would 5/10/2013 9:24:58 PM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
imagine if your apt complex started going up on rent because they had to double trash pickups because a bunch of freeloaders were throwing trash in your dumpster. that'd piss me off. 5/10/2013 9:27:19 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
lulz, relevant to OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Vw7bnoqG0 5/11/2013 9:04:53 PM
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ncstateccc All American 2856 Posts user info edit post |

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Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
Welcome to Walmart! 5/12/2013 2:09:19 PM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
it's like you post shit in a thread without even reading the thread first.... o wait 5/13/2013 10:29:48 AM
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smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18976 Posts user info edit post |
"so you haven't been here a full year yet so it's not as much as it could be, but here's your raise. keep up the good work, I expect it'll be the max next time." ~6.5 months on the job. I thought I was going to get told to cut the suck and build more deliverables  5/13/2013 10:36:41 AM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
my very white sister starting a sentence with "damn, yo ...." ha 5/13/2013 3:52:28 PM
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