40 Years Old. 2 kids.



iheartkisses exposed?!!?

5/8/2013 9:41:40 AM

Insanely self centered, stuck-up broads get low ratings from me regardless of how physically attractive they might be.

5/8/2013 9:43:50 AM

She wasn't that good when I had sex with her

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5/8/2013 9:45:47 AM

This thread is strictly for appreciation.

5/8/2013 9:46:09 AM

What's in the box?!?!?!

5/8/2013 9:58:49 AM

kinda looks like emma starr

5/8/2013 10:09:30 AM

5/8/2013 10:10:23 AM

I'd hit it. Hell, i'd even pay.

5/8/2013 10:12:30 AM

I was going to make a reference to Homeland but realized its the wrong chick.

5/8/2013 10:23:13 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow is the biggest self-centered cunt ever. Fuck her and her stupid kids.

5/8/2013 10:31:19 AM

^

5/8/2013 10:32:37 AM

I'm really attracted to self centered hot moms

5/8/2013 10:35:23 AM

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"kinda looks like emma starr"

One time I saw this porn w/ emma starr and at the beginning she is standing up or whatever and walking into the room or something and she's wearing some skirt or some shit I can't remember. Anyways I look down and I see that her knees have like permanent crater lookin indentations. I almost vomited when I saw it, not because she is old and wrinkly but because she has permanent skin damage on her knees from giving so many blow jobs in her life. I didn't even know that was a possible thing that could happen.


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5/8/2013 10:36:48 AM

what's worse, a pretty celebrity lady who is outspoken or anonymous dudes on an internet message board getting butthurt over the pretty celebrity lady?

5/8/2013 10:37:56 AM

Or an uppity dude with an edgy response?

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5/8/2013 10:39:43 AM

*bites lip

5/8/2013 10:40:22 AM

I think she's purdy

5/8/2013 11:20:43 AM

Those knees are beat to hell

5/8/2013 12:45:52 PM

spoken like a man who has never seen a woman's knees

GP is smokin

5/8/2013 12:58:53 PM

Isn't she a little thin for you?

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5/8/2013 12:59:16 PM

i have two types

1) chubby
2) athletically toned

Shes fuckin toned to perfection and looks like an athlete

5/8/2013 1:00:47 PM

5/8/2013 1:18:35 PM

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"Shes fuckin toned to perfection and looks like an athlete"

I am pretty sure she has brittle bone disease and works with a trainer who is of the "women shouldn't lift anything that weighs more than 3 pounds" mentality.

5/8/2013 1:27:37 PM

^
**HISS***

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 1:30 PM. Reason : meow]

5/8/2013 1:30:04 PM

she's a nut IRL, but i love her. her Pepper Potts makes my pants tight every year during Iron Man. she's like the female Tom Cruise at this point but, like him, i'll always stand beside her.

5/8/2013 1:31:49 PM

How is that hiss-worthy? I am just saying, I think if she tried to be an athlete for a day she'd probably break.

5/8/2013 1:33:21 PM

The only time she'd need to be an athlete is in my bed.

5/8/2013 1:34:28 PM

lol, it was more of a joke than anything

[Edited on May 8, 2013 at 1:37 PM. Reason : I don't exactly care for her myself, but I don't put a lot of thought behind it either]

5/8/2013 1:36:55 PM

I have a love hate for Goop. But mostly love.

5/8/2013 1:39:54 PM

Why exactly is she crazy again? I remember her naming her kid something like Apple...but I haven't kept up since then.

5/8/2013 1:42:54 PM

she got of flack recently for some uppity cookbook she released

5/8/2013 1:43:42 PM

So why does everyone hate her exactly?

5/8/2013 1:47:24 PM

She is everything special to me.

5/8/2013 1:47:54 PM

she gets a lot of flack on everything she writes, period. her newsletter goop is very much detached from reality.

but then she does stuff like imitate jay-z and kanye and makes fun of herself on ellen and then you realize she doesn't have a stick up her ass.

5/8/2013 1:51:00 PM

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"So why does everyone hate her exactly?"

Shit like this: http://perezhilton.com/fitperez/2013-04-04-gwyneth-paltrow-cookbook-rich-people-expensive-diet-healthy-food#.UYqSAis6UR8

5/8/2013 1:59:17 PM

hoes hate her cause dey aint her

bros hate her cause dey aint in her

5/8/2013 2:00:32 PM

I would give it to Pepper Potts.

I would not give it to Gwyneth Paltrow.

5/8/2013 3:55:19 PM

she must be a conservative minded celebrity

5/8/2013 4:10:00 PM

as long as I have a face, she has somewhere to sit.

5/8/2013 6:06:45 PM

If you didn't know her (or the perception of her from the media and her own pompous website), then there is little doubt that she's an attractive lady. Nice smile, stayed in shape, looks clean....

I don't see any raw sexuality. I don't see any lust. That's the difference between cute and hot.

5/9/2013 12:53:12 AM

I <3 her. She is pretentious, but she comes by it naturally. It's in her upbringing. Same as Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie. They were raised in the business.

She was great in Seven, Royal Tenenbaums, Shakespeare in Love, etc. I'm a fan.

5/9/2013 1:00:16 AM

she needs to eat a fucking cheeseburger. daily. for a year. way too skinny.

5/9/2013 10:00:31 AM

Can't we all just look at a picture of a hottie and enjoy?

5/9/2013 12:55:45 PM

Hell no, we must all break out our elbow-pointiness gauges

5/9/2013 2:06:06 PM

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"Can't we all just look at a picture of a hottie and enjoy? "

5/9/2013 3:41:21 PM

*bites lip

5/9/2013 3:42:26 PM

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"It's in her upbringing. Same as Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie. They were raised in the business."

These are not excuses for poor behavior and saying things like:

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""I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year. ""

Maybe we should give Bashar al-Assad a pass for his behavior since it's in his upbringing. He was raised in the dictator business.

[Edited on May 9, 2013 at 3:52 PM. Reason : *]

5/9/2013 3:45:55 PM

she shouldnt have to be apologetic for living above the means of the average person

Id kill myself for living 5k a year like i made in HS. And apparently 30K is poverty level according to the gubment nowadays.

its one thing for your sorry ass to say "id kill myself if i made 30k" when you make like 50k. But shes making a lot more than that, like, A LOT more. So if she all of a sudden went from what she makes to 30k and still had all the bills and financial responsibilites she has I wouldnt be surprised if she killed herself and people do all the time when they lose it all.

So to me, thats just spilled milk for jackasses to piss over since this society has all of a sudden become so against the wealthy. It is sickening to me.

How the hell is she going to pretend to understand what its like for someone living below poverty level? To me that would be more insulting than admitting ignorance. Shes not saying that "these fucking 25,000 dollar income street urchins are stricken with the plague dont touch them" or anything

Plus, shes hot. So shut up

[Edited on May 9, 2013 at 3:59 PM. Reason : d]

5/9/2013 3:56:14 PM

what? it's about attitude and personality. not salary.

5/9/2013 3:59:44 PM

What? She mentioned nothing about the personality of someone making 30K

5/9/2013 4:01:16 PM