she is a really nice girl

i relly like her

she calls me up to meet up

we meet up

we have a great time and get drunk

we go back to my place

she passes out within 10 minutes and i do nothing because my drunk logic tells me to back off if shes passing out

i pass out

i wake up to the door shutting

she is gone before i realize/ walked over a mile to her car at 4am.



maybe i didnt do something out of respect to make her special but at the same time i probably should have done something to keep her here now but maybe she'd be gone either way.i just want some perspectives on the situation before going to sleep and where to go next for when i wake up.

5/11/2013 7:49:17 AM

maybe she had a commitment early this morning and had no intentions of passing out at someone's house??

you can call her and ask her if she made it home alright, and that you would like to take her for lunch sometime.

also, since you already know her, she maybe was just embarrassed that she got so drunk she passed out.

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 8:00 AM. Reason : .]

5/11/2013 7:58:53 AM

Did she pee in the bed or anything? Maybe she was embarrassed

5/11/2013 8:04:36 AM

She is going out of her way to friend zone you

5/11/2013 8:09:19 AM

Did she steal anything?

5/11/2013 8:53:47 AM

I am willing to bet she felt very hungover and wanted to go home to be comfortable

5/11/2013 8:58:17 AM

She doesn't like you.

5/11/2013 9:14:59 AM

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 9:15 AM. Reason : .]

5/11/2013 9:15:13 AM

What are you trying to say

5/11/2013 9:29:44 AM

Quote :

"I am willing to bet she felt very hungover and wanted to go home to be comfortable"

and/or

Quote :

"she maybe was just embarrassed that she got so drunk she passed out."

You should definitely call her and ask if she got home ok, if you haven't already. The fact that you didn't bone her is a +1 in your favor, calling to show you care is a deal sealer.

5/11/2013 10:12:06 AM

^

5/11/2013 10:22:35 AM

And then you come in unexpectedly through the friend zone for the kill...

5/11/2013 10:30:14 AM

Wow you fucked up bad. Always always always introduce your dick into the equation before she passes out. Subscribe to the "if I hit that shit once I can hit that shit twice" mentality.

Now shes looking at you like youre asexual. I can tell by your post you haven't been with a woman in awhile and youre falling into the trap of letting feelings get in the way of fucking.

Figure out how to eliminate thinking about her feelings and emotional needs and completely retrain yourself not to have them and think primal.

Once youve banged her ~10 times youll know if shes worth developing feelings over. In all likelihood she isnt and youve saved yourself time, money, and health.

Just throwing yourself at a girl and trying to date her before you even know how big her pussy is? Fucking dumb and pathetic if you ask me. Youre setting yourself up to be a cuckold.

Start thinking and acting like you're fucking God and everything will fall into place with this chick.

5/11/2013 11:41:24 AM

OP: you're putting the worst possible construction on her leaving early. Very likely the two reasons ^^^^ quoted were her primary ones. She's probably not even sure if she fucked you or not. You've still got every chance of scoring with this lady, in my view.

5/11/2013 11:47:13 AM

^^

5/11/2013 12:04:51 PM

Send her this text:
Thx for cooking breakfast after drinking all my booze and passing out. lol, just kidding. #notwifematerial

Or follow DJEternal's advice if you want her to not hate you.

Either option is sound.

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 12:15 PM. Reason : l]

5/11/2013 12:13:28 PM

Look heres the best advice I can give.

Every man wants to fuck 100 women.

Your goal should be to chug through as many as you can while youre young and 20 year old pussy is less expensive.

When you hit your 30s youll understand. Sure the girls give it up a lot easier and they do more than just lay there but its just not quite the same. It feels like losing 30 lbs then putting on your 34 inch waist pants.

The tradeoff is you can fuck a 27-32 year old girl for hours if youre used to getting your dick choked out by 18 year old virgins.

5/11/2013 12:26:40 PM

Quote :

"You should definitely call her and ask if she got home ok, if you haven't already. The fact that you didn't bone her is a +1 in your favor, calling to show you care is a deal sealer."

5/11/2013 1:09:56 PM

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"Klatypus: also, since you already know her, she maybe was just embarrassed that she got so drunk she passed out."

She may have been, but I hope she wasn't! I mean, the only time it's embarrassing to pass out is if it's before midnight or something.

But, on a Friday night, summarily passing out somewhere between 1 and 3 AM is expected....even if you managed to get a nap after a work that afternoon. People need sleep yo.

[Edited on May 11, 2013 at 1:15 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2013 1:10:46 PM

Sexless inkeeper

5/11/2013 1:44:34 PM

wow. I made this thread? such a loser. Whats particularly worrisome is that I live down a bad road a mile away from the nightlife and she was ready to walk it alone hungover at 4am then drive 20 minutes home.

5/11/2013 4:08:01 PM

If she left at 4am she was probably still drunk... What time did she pass out?

5/11/2013 4:11:20 PM

Where do you live?

5/11/2013 4:22:54 PM

welp. she didn't answer the call and texted back later saying she had just woke up and it was only a few blocks to walk.

5/11/2013 5:23:56 PM

I'm fairly confident that if I meet face IRL, we wouldn't get along.

That said, he posts some of the most entertaining shit, gives great advice, and is one of my favorite users.

5/11/2013 5:38:35 PM

Quote :

"Subscribe to the "if I hit that shit once I can hit that shit twice" mentality. "

No doubt.

5/11/2013 5:39:14 PM

I do not like sleeping in strange places. So if the see is done or I sober up, I'm out. She probably wanted to avoid awkward no sex next morning shit.

5/12/2013 12:13:54 AM

It's maybe worth mentioning that when I was a little kid, I'd sometimes leave my best friends' houses during sleepovers, just to have the pleasure and comfort of sleeping in my own bed. (Yeah, I was that kid, that wuss who chickened out and wouldn't stay the whole night.)

But anyway, my point is that leaving before morning doesn't have to be malicious or personal...it's often based on factors totally independent of the house's owner.

5/12/2013 12:46:23 AM

on mensturation cycle

5/12/2013 8:49:18 AM

I've done this, though I met her that same night, didn't like her all that much and absolutely introduced her to my dick.

ok really the only similarity was passing out and waking up to my door slamming

5/12/2013 9:44:06 AM

She's wasted, at your place, and willing. +1 for permafriendzone

Liquor is the best aphrodisiac, nothing makes panties come off faster than a few shots.

5/12/2013 9:58:18 AM

Quote :

"welp. she didn't answer the call and texted back later saying she had just woke up and it was only a few blocks to walk."

What did you respond? And how did you meet?

5/12/2013 12:22:06 PM

you should have stuck it in her butt

5/12/2013 12:26:26 PM

no surprise, face turns out to have a rapist's mentality

5/12/2013 12:31:49 PM

she said she was going out with some girls for happy hour and asked if i wanted to meet up after so she just called me when they left.

im about to stop texting/calling because she texted she wasn't doing anything lastnight and then i texted her right back and she never responded but was on facebook.

5/12/2013 12:34:49 PM

well, if she is single AND interested, then she might be on the rag.....

but this sounds sorta like you are entering the friend zone, but I could be wrong

5/12/2013 2:01:31 PM

She clearly had to drop a deuce and didn't want to blow up your bathroom

5/12/2013 4:55:18 PM

Quote :

"really nice girl"

see you had the friend zone in your head from the beginning, its like a fucking self fulfilling prophecy man

5/13/2013 3:43:55 PM

How many times did you touch her backside before she passed out from being so drunk and then walked to her car and drove because she was magically sober?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/13/2013 3:45:34 PM

i didn't touch her. she was laying on the couch fetal with her butt towards me and i offered to take her shoes off but she declined then tried to find something on tv and she was sleep.

i'm done with bad girls and tired of one nighters. ready to build something special and take it slow honestly but the last few girls have been forward at that point i just go for it and they turn out to be a bitch or whore in the next few days/weeks.

i swear im a guy that has problems most girls have with guys but I'm sure thats just stereotypical in society and there are a lot of guys that deal with girls who just want sex then to make you there slave

5/13/2013 7:05:38 PM

Friend zoned. Here's what you do, next time she asks what are you doing, respond "Going to dinner with ____ (insert any woman's name)". You gotta let her know shes a option.

5/13/2013 7:16:31 PM

i can sympathize

5/13/2013 8:29:18 PM

BITCH

OR

WHORE

5/13/2013 8:38:59 PM

face, will you be my lifecoach?

5/13/2013 10:38:48 PM

"The only three things I love in life are drinking, gambling, and getting my dick sucked in that order."

He's got it figured out.

5/13/2013 11:34:31 PM

This may be the whiskey talking, but whiskey doesn't have a speech impediment.

You did right, son. Don't doubt yourself. It's not your fault she's boring and has narcolepsy. If she couldn't stay awake she's probably not in shape. Find a fit girl. You'll be better off.

For the record I do not have a speech impediment, but I thought it sounded good.

5/13/2013 11:40:39 PM

Quote :

"Here's what you do, next time she asks what are you doing, respond "Going to dinner with ____ (insert any woman's name)". You gotta let her know shes a option."

5/14/2013 1:00:49 AM

You just wasted your money.

She woke up and was still drunk. You were passed out. What was she supposed to do, chill out at your pad and watch infomercials?

She did 1 of 2 things:

A) Went home and fucked her boyfriend. If this happened, I can guarantee she didn't use a condom, so you bought her drinks all night, got her drunk, and then she let another man bust a nut inside her while you were forced to wait to jack off in the shower the next morning.

OR

B) She texted another guy who has been texting her and went over to his place. He fucked her, no doubt, and she realized that he's a man and you're a little boy. And when he was done, he told her to take her ass home. She probably went over there the next night and fucked him again while she was supposedly "on facebook."

Either way, better luck next time. You've got to realize that dating is a fucked up world in which doing exactly what you want gets you exactly what you want. We're so conditioned to trying to please others, but that doesn't work in the dating world.

[Edited on May 14, 2013 at 1:28 AM. Reason : yep]

5/14/2013 1:23:42 AM

^ solid. Too solid. This guy gets laid id bet my right testichip on it

5/14/2013 1:43:24 AM

Quote :

"You've got to realize that dating is a fucked up world in which doing exactly what you want gets you exactly what you want."

LOL

brilliant

5/14/2013 1:57:51 AM