Are the first words out of your mouth a friendly greeting or "Why did you pull me over"

5/15/2013 12:16:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7apTzfhfw

5/15/2013 12:20:58 AM

I just stare at them

5/15/2013 12:22:01 AM

Cops aren't people, they are animals.

5/15/2013 12:22:25 AM

If in my small hometown, I would say, "I remember you from high school, didn't you used to sell drugs back then?"

5/15/2013 12:23:42 AM

This one time, I got pulled over for a "rolling stop". Didn't realize til I got to the stop that the car opposite direction was a cop car. At the time it looked like he was about to make a left turn.

To make a long story short, he pulls me over and first thing out of my mouth was, " you didn't use your turn signal." I ended up having a " no you didn't, yes I did", with the cop.

He let me go. And drove off saying to myself, " oh my god wtf were you thinkin arguing with him?"

i was just agitated. I was already late for something.

5/15/2013 12:31:27 AM

Duuuude, what'd I do?

5/15/2013 12:35:52 AM

"Sorry, I was on my way to open my donut and coffee shop. Care to join?"

5/15/2013 6:50:11 AM

Hot chicks always get out of tickets.

5/15/2013 6:55:28 AM

i usually tell them i just stole the car and am getting used to it. then i go OMG JK LOL

5/15/2013 8:18:37 AM

Last time I got pulled my first words were "Didn't make the light, did I?" as he walked up with his flashlight.

He laughed and said no, but agreed that I was close. I ended up not getting a ticket.

5/15/2013 8:30:56 AM

I'm freaking out man

5/15/2013 9:02:24 AM

As long as you don't act like a dungbeetle, you should either get out of it or get off easily. Got out of a rolling stop and 2 expired tags this way.

I got pulled for a 71 in a 45 and the cop was basically like look you just pay this fine (280) take a 4 hour online course and you get no points and insurance will never hear about it. Can't complain for 26 over.

5/15/2013 9:10:15 AM

I make em say wee oh wee oh wee.

5/15/2013 9:13:22 AM

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"If in my small hometown, I would say, "I remember you from high school, didn't you used to sell drugs back then?""

haha yes

5/15/2013 9:19:19 AM

^^ So true, cops only care about their quotas and courts only care that they get their money.

5/15/2013 9:29:53 AM