5/22/2013 6:28:13 PM

man shoooo'

the tomato IS the sandwich. a little salt and pepper, some dukes? man thats good shit!

5/22/2013 6:28:57 PM

you disgust and horrify me

5/22/2013 6:29:26 PM

OP is a communist.

5/22/2013 6:30:23 PM

you hisgust and dorrify me

5/22/2013 6:31:04 PM

White bread, tomato steaks, Duke's mayo, and salt = best summer sandwich ever.

5/22/2013 6:31:10 PM

Quote :

"man shoooo' the tomato IS the sandwich. a little salt and pepper, some dukes? man thats good shit!"

I think you had me at duke's.

Probably my favorite sandwich ever. Fresh garden tomatoes make this sandwich divine!

5/22/2013 6:43:40 PM

yall are fucking disgusting

5/22/2013 6:47:28 PM

i'm not a big tomato fan, but i can eat them on a good club sandwich or a proper chicken/fish sandwich with some lettuce, onions and cheese

fuck mayo on anything though

5/22/2013 6:51:34 PM

Quote :

"man shoooo' the tomato IS the sandwich. a little salt and pepper, some dukes? man thats good shit!"

5/22/2013 6:52:51 PM

As long as you eat it right away. If you make a sandwich with tomatoes and pack it to eat later, blahhhhhhhhh. Soggy bread!

5/22/2013 7:02:14 PM

I worked at a subway in high school. I learned many useless things there. but the one key takeaway was that you're a damned idiot if you get tomato on your sandwiches at a restaurant.

5/22/2013 7:03:32 PM

?

5/22/2013 7:04:46 PM

they have sex with them

5/22/2013 7:05:16 PM

no - tomatoes in bulk are fucking disgusting. the rotten nasty shit right next to the few good ones surrounded by mealy ass tomatoes. restaurants will cut out the shit parts and serve the rest.

i'm sure if you go to a really good place, you don't have to worry. but any chain restaurant of any kind? fuck that.

5/22/2013 7:13:28 PM

I hate it when people ruin a grilled cheese with god damn tomato slices

5/22/2013 7:23:09 PM

if the sandwich is fresh with lots of other ingredients, i find tomato barely noticeable but tolerable.

if the sandwich is older than a few minutes, you stand a good chance of your bread or other ingredents getting soggy due to the tomato.

cost/benefit analysis says: NO TOMATO

[Edited on May 22, 2013 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

5/22/2013 7:38:29 PM

Two things: if you don't eat mater on your sammiches, you are a godless unamurrican motherfucker. If you don't like mayo, you are a chickenfucker.

5/22/2013 7:44:32 PM

Gotta remove the squishy part first, so you only have

Quote :

"DAT TOMATO MEAT"

5/22/2013 7:48:56 PM

watery, grocery-store quality tomatoes? not worth my time.

Good, meaty tomatoes? Yes please.

My main rule is that the tomato has to be added to the sandwich cold, regardless of whether the sandwich is served warm/cooked or not.

5/22/2013 7:58:53 PM

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"watery, grocery-store quality tomatoes? not worth my time. Good, meaty tomatoes? Yes please."

Pretty much this. Some of y'all need to have some fresh out of the garden tomatoes.

5/22/2013 8:22:09 PM

A tomato tried to rape me when I was a child

5/22/2013 8:23:55 PM

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"fuck, mayo on anything though"

Ftfy. Mayonnaise is the best condiment.

5/22/2013 8:29:47 PM

Love tomatoes

Love tomato sandwiches.

5/22/2013 9:03:00 PM

Fuck mayo? Some of y'all need Jesus.

Quote :

"no - tomatoes in bulk are fucking disgusting. the rotten nasty shit right next to the few good ones surrounded by mealy ass tomatoes. restaurants will cut out the shit parts and serve the rest. "

Haha dis be true though, that's for sure. I've worked at a lot of non-chain sandwich places even, and US Food Service delivery tomatoes are nasty little things. Everyone loses.

5/22/2013 9:20:04 PM

Mmmmm mater sammiches.

Makes me mad I didn't do German Johnson's this year.

5/22/2013 9:49:54 PM

Is it tomato season? Has anyone had the season's first tomato sandwich? Was it everything Tom Robbins hoped it could be?

6/6/2016 8:40:11 PM

still gross

6/6/2016 9:08:22 PM

Whats gross about one of god's plants?

6/6/2016 9:16:21 PM

Quote :

" If you don't like mayo, you are a chickenfucker"

6/6/2016 9:20:37 PM

sourdough
------------
salt & pepper
thick-cut, perfectly ripe tomato
Duke's mayo
------------
sourdough

6/6/2016 9:31:41 PM

Duke's =


Yeah. I said it.

6/6/2016 9:45:09 PM

^^ Close, but mayo on both slices of sourdough

^

6/6/2016 9:46:21 PM

I think mayo is gross. It doesn't really taste like anything in particular and its just sandwich lube.

6/6/2016 9:59:15 PM

Its actually a general purpose lube tbh

6/6/2016 10:57:31 PM

I enjoy tomatoes, but not on a sandwich. If I order a sandwich that comes with tomato slices, I pull them off, sprinkle salt and pepper on them, and eat them separately first.

6/6/2016 11:02:57 PM

yall some nasty motherfuckers

[Edited on June 6, 2016 at 11:09 PM. Reason : fuck mayo]

6/6/2016 11:09:01 PM

The problem is refrigerated tomatoes get mealy and are gross.

So you need to be careful

6/6/2016 11:15:09 PM

I'd kill for a beefsteak, Dukes, salt n peppa, white bread sammich right now.

[Edited on June 6, 2016 at 11:44 PM. Reason : Add a slice of cheddar and a couple bacon strips...]

6/6/2016 11:44:14 PM

WHAT IF IT IS A TOMATO AND MAYNAISE SAMMICH!?!?!?

6/7/2016 12:10:07 AM

Quote :

"Dukes"

Reading this made me puke a lil

6/7/2016 12:12:35 AM

FUCK DUKES

EVERYONE KNOWS KRAFT OR HELLMANS IS WAY BETTER

6/7/2016 12:14:35 AM

if i go to your place and you offer me any mayo other than dukes i will stick a fork in your eye

[Edited on June 7, 2016 at 1:05 AM. Reason : r]

6/7/2016 1:04:58 AM

tomatoes and mayo are v good

6/7/2016 7:27:05 AM

We have two different mayos in the house. Dukes for me and Hellman's for my stupid yankee wife.

6/7/2016 7:31:40 AM

I like dukes because that is what I grew up on. But since I can't get it out here I stick with the Kroger brand which is similar. As long as it's not miracle whip then I'm down.

6/7/2016 7:39:12 AM

I like both mayos, though they have different applications.

However, on tomato sandwiches the only answer is Duke's

Also - I avoid tomatoes on sandwiches unless they're homegrown. Those store bought or fast food tomatoes are always just mealy and tasteless, so hard pass on that.

[Edited on June 7, 2016 at 8:18 AM. Reason : ]

6/7/2016 8:18:00 AM

mayonnaise is mayonnaise.

miracle whip, however, is not mayonnaise and can die in a fire.

6/7/2016 8:43:44 AM

TIL that Duke's is the South's preferred mayo.

6/7/2016 8:57:26 AM

Only in the past few weeks have I started eating tomatoes.. They're not as bad as I thought for ~30 years. I'd still prefer them thin sliced (or diced in other things) though.

6/7/2016 9:06:31 AM