At a wedding tonight in Greenville. Don't know a soul here other than my date, and I'm not really in to her. Catching eyes from a nice looking girl, and knowing there's not shit I can do about it, and still be decent to my date. I'm pretty sure good lookin' is from out of state and just hoping to have a good time while she's here.

What a bummer...

6/1/2013 10:58:28 PM

Why did you bring a date at all?

6/1/2013 11:02:16 PM

I was her guest. We were chillin' last week(just meet her), I was drunk and lookin to tap, and agreed to accompany her to the wedding. After I had sex w/ her I felt obligated to go since I said I would pre tap.

I guess without her I wouldn't have been here all.

[Edited on June 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM. Reason : .]

6/1/2013 11:10:29 PM

SMH, men

6/1/2013 11:16:10 PM

BANG BOTH OF THEM YOU IDIOT.

I'm in gvegas right now...I can come be backup if you need me to be.

6/1/2013 11:24:53 PM

Post Wedding Toes ITT

6/1/2013 11:25:32 PM

Its Greenville, they're all sluts. Turn this into a 3 some

6/1/2013 11:29:16 PM

You're paying for the sex you had with your host. If you didn't want to go to a shitty wedding with her, you shouldn't have fucked her.

Let this be a lesson to you...don't allow people you're purely fucking to develop emotional/practical claims on you. (Or if they lay just claims, then go along with them and don't complain except on TWW.)

That said, I wish I could go to weddings where I can't fuck the random chick who clearly wants to fuck me, because I'm attending with the other random chick I already fucked Count your blessings, sir.

6/1/2013 11:39:53 PM

Some mornings I wake up and wonder whether today will be the day that a TragicNature thread isn't a humblebrag.

6/2/2013 12:03:26 AM

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"You're paying for the sex you had with your host. If you didn't want to go to a shitty wedding with her, you shouldn't have fucked her."

That's kinda how I was thinking of it too. A weeknight of fun cost me two weekend nights I could have spent at the beach.

On the slut number... I was talking to my brother about how I really didn't wanna go and he was like..." Did you fuck her?" "Yes." "Did you fuck her the first night you meet her?" "Yes." "We'll you can always just say she's a slut and not go." I didn't actually consider that to be a good reason not to go, but I did think it was pretty funny.

Then I talked to my Mom about it and she told me to do the right thing and keep my word.

On a positive note, the shrimp and grits was bangin.

6/2/2013 12:33:09 AM

I think I would be more ashamed to take a one night stand to a wedding compared to going alone.

6/2/2013 12:36:22 AM

Yeah. That makes for awkward introductions. But she is also keeping herself from being able to hook up with anyone else.

6/2/2013 12:40:32 AM

I wasn't expecting a wedding you didn't even have to go to.

WTF.

6/2/2013 12:42:58 AM

^3 In all fairness to her, I did treat her like a lady. I'm polite and good at talking w/ people. So one night or not, I was a good choice for her to bring. A good reflection on her, if you will. No one else there knew the circumstances.

Anyway. Peace We Outta Here.

[Edited on June 2, 2013 at 12:46 AM. Reason : .]

6/2/2013 12:45:17 AM

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"BANG BOTH OF THEM YOU IDIOT. "

6/2/2013 1:32:15 AM

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"On the slut number... I was talking to my brother about how I really didn't wanna go and he was like..." Did you fuck her?" "Yes." "Did you fuck her the first night you meet her?" "Yes." "We'll you can always just say she's a slut and not go." I didn't actually consider that to be a good reason not to go, but I did think it was pretty funny. Then I talked to my Mom about it and she told me to do the right thing and keep my word."

She asked you to go to a wedding with her the night she met you? Pre-fucking? Dunno, a guy I just met isn't really my ideal wedding date.
Did you fuck again tonight?

And... you tell your mother about your sex life?

6/2/2013 2:28:14 AM

I fuck every female at every wedding I go to, including the bride.

6/2/2013 2:35:41 PM

ive been catching eyes at weddings recently and although flattering i dont enjoy the inevitable returning of glances and associated guilt considering im there with my long term girlfriend.

therefore i started wearing my shitty old 80s grey suit and rock the tight black tshirt underneath sans tie.

everyone assumes im some greasy douchebag that works at a nightclub and ignores me.

6/2/2013 5:12:46 PM

Could always do what my brother did, take me

6/2/2013 6:15:42 PM

I hope he at least fucked his date after the wedding. Nothing worse than striking out completely at a wedding.

6/2/2013 7:13:48 PM

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"She asked you to go to a wedding with her the night she met you? Pre-fucking?"

Tuesday before last I registered for POF. I've been living down East for the past few weeks, alone, in a cottage on the banks of the Pamlico River. I wanted some company. Registered that morning. Got a MSG from her saying hi around noon. We talked on the phone for an hour that afternoon. She came down that night.

I grilled some steaks and kept the glasses refilled. After dinner, we were sitting out on the deck, talking about future plans for the summer. She said she had a lot of weddings to attend, and I was like, "Oh I love weddings. They're so much fun." "Me too! You can come with me if you'd like. It's gonna be really nice." "Yeah, that sounds like fun. I'll keep that in mind."

The events of the night transpire.

The events of the following morning transpire.

She's about to bounce.

"So you're gonna come to that wedding with me right?" "Errr...sure, why not ."

And that's how it went down.

[Edited on June 3, 2013 at 12:12 AM. Reason : .]

6/3/2013 12:01:13 AM

so did you beat it out the frame at the wedding?

6/3/2013 7:49:37 AM

As, so she's that girl who doesn't give a shit about fucking up catering numbers.

6/3/2013 8:23:47 AM

maybe she replied with a +1 in hopes she'd find someone to go with her?

6/3/2013 9:13:04 AM

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"As, so she's that girl who doesn't give a shit about fucking up catering numbers. "

Having just gone through the planning of a wedding...I LOL'ed.

6/3/2013 9:34:17 AM

I'm there now

And she probably did. I'm just blindly speculating because from what I gather, that happens at pretty much every wedding.

6/3/2013 9:39:16 AM

you guys just met?

Thought this was a long time friend.

6/3/2013 9:41:56 AM

helps to read the thread. at least the first 3 posts

6/3/2013 9:45:46 AM

that is still too early to ask a dude to a wedding

6/3/2013 9:49:33 AM

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"POF"

what girl would troll POF for a wedding date?

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"Pamlico"

starting to make more sense now....

6/3/2013 9:53:57 AM

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6/3/2013 9:56:53 AM

This girls sounds awesome, a real go-getter.

6/3/2013 10:50:16 AM