Can you please stop building nests IN THE STUPIDEST FUCKING PLACES POSSIBLE?!!?!?!? Examples would be a garbage can that gets thrown out every week, or a storage room.

6/4/2013 11:44:43 AM

Maybe you should recycle.

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6/4/2013 11:45:27 AM

The nest is at the bottom of my recycling cart, which is next to the road, there is probably a bird outide somewhere like. WTF, WHERE TEH FUCK DID MY HOUSE GO!??!?!!?

6/4/2013 11:47:11 AM

Too bad he doesn't know how to live in nature and build another one like us

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6/4/2013 11:47:45 AM

How about not flying into my car? Stupid owl.

6/4/2013 2:00:45 PM

i agree..

woke up sunday and pulled this shit off of the security light on the back deck..



apparently birds aren't discouraged easily as i now have this sitting there 2 days later

6/4/2013 2:57:09 PM

YES! I have pulled out hundreds of nests and half-built twigs and other assorted bullshit out of my mailbox over the years. Fucking retarded birds. I get mail every day. Build your shit somewhere else.

6/4/2013 3:01:20 PM

^^ Lol...Swallows took over a hanging lantern (candle holder thing) on my porch years ago. I just let em keep on keepin on though. I've run off crows that were trying to knock the baby birds out of the nest on two occasions.

[Edited on June 4, 2013 at 3:02 PM. Reason : s]

6/4/2013 3:01:21 PM

there is a cardinal trying to build a nest in my fucking gutter output pipe


that is fucking BRILLIANT

it will never rain and wash all your eggs and babies away bird

derpa derp derp

6/13/2013 9:10:32 AM

will you humans please quit building your nests on constantly moving sand??

6/13/2013 9:22:40 AM

And please let me sleep past 7AM for once. I mean shit, you have all day to get your chirp on, why do you have to start at sunrise?

6/13/2013 9:24:48 AM

Get a job hippie

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6/13/2013 9:35:00 AM

attn: Humans

Can you please stop tearing down our homes IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PLACES POSSIBLE?!!?!?!? Examples would be a nice forest that gets torn down for a strip mall.

6/13/2013 9:35:53 AM

^agreed

Get those little spike wire strips that you put on surfaces. It will discourage them from landing there.

On a related note last Saturday I was outside on my lounge chair reading a book when a crow decided to shit all over me while flying overhead. Fucking crapped on my chest, my hand and the book I was reading.

I got fucking carpet bombed by that flying rat

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 9:43 AM. Reason : rat]

6/13/2013 9:36:33 AM

This bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her
I mean maybe like after i hit it i wont call you or something like that
No this bitch wanted me to hop over her and shit on her stomach

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 10:01 AM. Reason : r]

6/13/2013 10:01:15 AM

I like that I'm surrounded by trees yet the woodpeckers want to peck my house.

6/13/2013 1:51:04 PM

I solved that shit on my house growing up with a pellet gun

6/13/2013 1:52:46 PM

we had a bird build a pretty sizable nest on a shelf in our garage in the few hours we had left the door open while doing yard work. i moved it, but they didn't like where i moved it (a tree just outside the garage) and it appeared they took the nest piece my piece somewhere else.

6/13/2013 1:59:23 PM

animals being dicks

6/13/2013 2:00:52 PM

will you humans please quit building your nests on constantly moving sand??

6/13/2013 2:37:24 PM

why don't you assholes put up some birdhouses in different sizes?

6/14/2013 11:34:00 AM

Because that might be halpful to the pesty lil dicks. I dont wanna help them, I want them to learn that my things are off limits.

6/15/2013 3:49:42 AM