I just had a horrific thing happen to me yesterday and thought i'd share as a warning.

I was ordering the services of a handyman from craigslist. A nice hardworking brother picked up and we agreed on a price. He told me to text him the address.

I have a new google nexus 4 phone so i decided to try the google voice text entry apparatus. I hit the button and said my address. Sure enough it came out perfect and in my euphoria i said "Hell yeah, thats how you do it bitch ass nigger!!!" Then i hit send.

To my horror the celebration was included in the text "Hell yeah, thats how youd do it bitch ass n*****"

Needless to say the hard working brother never showed up. I'm too ashamed to send an apology.

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 12:18 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 12:14:21 PM

You're an idiot.

6/9/2013 12:15:48 PM

hahahahaha

that's what you get for using that word when you think no one is listening.

6/9/2013 12:16:35 PM

I can use the word, im ethnic.

[Edited on June 9, 2013 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2013 12:17:23 PM

I chuckled.

6/9/2013 12:25:54 PM

I can use the word, I'm white.


*sarcasm*

6/9/2013 12:33:12 PM

Good for the handyman. He would've never gotten paid.

6/9/2013 12:39:26 PM

He didn't show up because he knew you wouldn't pay up.

6/9/2013 12:40:02 PM

I'm sure if you offered him an extra $5, he'd feel better.

6/9/2013 12:41:34 PM

$5

6/9/2013 12:42:08 PM

He would have been generously tipped in lafta-bucks.

6/9/2013 12:51:09 PM

He didn't show up because he knew you wouldn't pay up.

6/9/2013 2:24:56 PM

I'm gonna call bullshit because bitch is transcribed as b****

6/9/2013 3:10:56 PM

Wickerman won this thread

6/9/2013 4:16:59 PM

Where's my money, dickspittle?

6/10/2013 8:08:24 AM

fuck that racist ass handyman

6/10/2013 8:23:43 AM

lafta bux?

6/10/2013 8:41:09 AM

wait wait wait


how could you tell you were talking a brother over the phone?

what are you some kind of RACIST?

6/10/2013 9:16:52 AM

^ thats what i gathered as well

6/10/2013 9:30:54 AM

I hate Illinois Nazis.

6/10/2013 9:36:41 AM

Yea you're pretty fucking stupid.

6/10/2013 10:17:44 AM