Would you mess around with a shemale if she was ridiculously and convincingly hot but hat the pork and beans? We are talking kate beckinsale but with penis.

6/12/2013 8:24:53 PM

Kate Beckinsale is getting kind of old to lure me into this.

6/12/2013 8:36:16 PM

an oversized clit freaks me out, so lord no.

6/12/2013 8:38:06 PM

its not gay as long as they dont touch

6/12/2013 8:41:43 PM

Why not?

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6/12/2013 8:42:34 PM

Lolz Kate in her prime then. Those types of shemales exists and they are usually Asian.

6/12/2013 8:58:50 PM

Let me just say

6/12/2013 8:59:51 PM

6/12/2013 9:03:22 PM

No.

6/12/2013 9:04:15 PM

^^yes

6/12/2013 9:11:28 PM

aw hell, who am i kidding...no

6/12/2013 9:14:37 PM

6/12/2013 9:20:14 PM

lol

6/12/2013 9:30:31 PM

she is gross

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6/12/2013 9:31:27 PM

^^^ew look at those ugly bow tattoos on its hips

[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ^fucking krall]

6/12/2013 9:31:45 PM

IRL many d00ds would do it. Perhaps even some of ones who've already replied otherwise.

Admitting it to is a whole nother thing.

6/12/2013 9:34:15 PM

only bitches are ashamed of their actions

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6/12/2013 9:35:13 PM

that gif has me wondering something.....

Lesbians out there, is that the perfect lover? bc he/she ^^^^^^ is basically a chick with a permanent strap on..... so is that the best of both worlds, tits and dick?




[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2013 9:36:32 PM

why is there a question mark in the title?

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6/12/2013 9:38:05 PM

WTF?

I wouldn't even [knowingly] mess with a shemale who had undergone surgery to get the weinis lopped off and a vaginalike orifice installed, let alone one who still had cocknballs.

6/12/2013 9:38:29 PM

living near SF, i've run into my fair share of trans people. interestingly enough, it is straight males that watch tranny porn and are into shemales, as opposed to gay men

*the more you know

6/12/2013 9:38:41 PM

whatever all you dudes are lying

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6/12/2013 9:39:11 PM

^^^^The question mark in the title changes the "tone."

I think BanjoMan is considering messing around with a shemale and therefore made his question sheepish rather than matter-of-fact.

[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 9:39 PM. Reason : -]

6/12/2013 9:39:31 PM

Just answer the fucking question and stop acting like a homo.

6/12/2013 10:22:49 PM

if you say no to this question, i have another question:

would you ditch your wife/girlfriend if they all of a sudden grew a dick?

6/12/2013 11:39:02 PM

Fuck it. I'm in.

6/12/2013 11:41:04 PM

I mean, no, hell fucking no, of course not. If I know she has a penis, I can't be attracted to her. I can't enjoy kissing her nor fondling her breasts if I know she's really a man and still has a man's equipment. Plus, what am I going to do, just stop at second base? "Oh, that's right, you have a dick...okay, we'll just keep it above the waist."

Now, if she's gorgeous and has an artificial vagina, I might give the matter some serious thought. But the penis makes it a no-brainer, for me.

6/13/2013 12:23:58 AM

This guy too.

She is a sex cam whore with the male part.

http://www.vh1.com/video/im-married-to-a/full-episodes/stripper-wives-sex-cam-star/1708374/playlist.jhtml

6/13/2013 12:29:42 AM

weve all had that moment

it just doesnt need to be mentioned

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 12:33 AM. Reason : s]

6/13/2013 12:33:43 AM

Fuck it. I'm in.

6/13/2013 6:06:53 AM

Quote :

"Now, if she's gorgeous and has an artificial vagina, I might give the matter some serious thought. But the penis makes it a no-brainer, for me."

6/13/2013 6:49:12 AM

do i know she's a shemale from the start? or do i find out after some intense making out and heavy petting?

6/13/2013 7:41:13 AM

sounds like banjoman is getting a little bi-curious

6/13/2013 8:01:17 AM

So let me get this straight




You guys would all pick A because she has a vagina right?

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6/13/2013 8:39:09 AM

^ I believe 100% of straight males would say B. Still doesn't solve the problem of "having sex" with the creature... what are you going to do, PIIIB? Well, IF the only other option is putting it in A's vag, then yes, for sure B.

90% male and 10% female, or 90% female and 10% male, the choice is clear.

Basically, here is the answer IF there is a choice and you can refuse:

Quote :

"I mean, no, hell fucking no, of course not. If I know she has a penis, I can't be attracted to her. I can't enjoy kissing her nor fondling her breasts if I know she's really a man and still has a man's equipment. Plus, what am I going to do, just stop at second base? "Oh, that's right, you have a dick...okay, we'll just keep it above the waist." Now, if she's gorgeous and has an artificial vagina, I might give the matter some serious thought. But the penis makes it a no-brainer, for me."

6/13/2013 9:04:36 AM

what if you meet a bar and make out some, then you take her home and start fooling around and find out she has a dick. would you still let her blow you if she offered or would you kick her out immediately?

6/13/2013 9:08:39 AM

yes, she can blow me.

no, i would never blow anything with a dick.

no, i wouldn't let her PIIMB.

would i PIIHB? i don't know, it is hard to say... depends on how hot she is and the heat of the moment.

6/13/2013 9:11:49 AM

Quote :

"Still doesn't solve the problem of "having sex" with the creature."

So can you read or not?

Quote :

"what if you meet a bar and make out some, then you take her home and start fooling around and find out she has a dick. would you still let her blow you if she offered or would you kick her out immediately?"

I would be pretty offended if it got to that point and someone didn't mention that they were trans. That is a huge deal and probably never ends well. However I personally don't think its that big of a deal (ask me again if that ever happens to me...). I'd probably S in her A, not wear a C, and J all over her Bs

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6/13/2013 9:20:30 AM

I think we all know Fermat's answer

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6/13/2013 9:23:54 AM

the pic you posted does not specify how to have sex with either of them. only way i can see of having sex with B is by doing it in her/his butt. not a very good option, but given only those 2 options, definitely the better one. if the question is just about sexual attraction, definitely B.

6/13/2013 9:25:40 AM

I don't even know what you are trying to say. Did you just write out all that shit just to say I'd pick either B or B depending on the case?

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6/13/2013 9:34:39 AM

dude i am saying i would definitely go with B if only options were A, B, or death. however, if i had freedom to refuse, i would never choose a chick with a dick out of my own volition as i am still not down with putting it in her butt as the only way to have sex with her.

6/13/2013 9:38:00 AM

why would you pick either?

post-op tranny that is gorgeous and looks to have all of the physical, female equipment != cut dude with a vag or hot chick with a huge cock

6/13/2013 9:40:13 AM

Quote :

"The only reason you would say neither would be to protect yourself from sexual insecurities"

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6/13/2013 9:49:21 AM

Sniffing another man's underwear isn't that far down the gay spectrum from fucking a tranny in the ass.

6/13/2013 9:52:05 AM

yeah, i'd do it. but i'd likely limit it to me doing entry and them a beej.

most guys here have at least watched ts vids, so i don't know why they aren't fessing up. some dudes clearly aren't comfortable with their sexuality. just because you like to watch a lil' ts action doesn't mean you're not "straight"

6/13/2013 9:52:53 AM

Quote :

"The only reason you would say neither would be to protect yourself from sexual insecurities"

i guess that's me, then...i don't anticipate ever being in a situation where i'd be forced to "do" either and so that leaves the choice

i don't find either particularly attractive (because the one with a vag looks like a dude and the one that's "female" has shitty fake tits and a large dong)...but if that means i'm not comfortable with my sexuality, i'm fine with it

6/13/2013 9:56:30 AM

Its not asking you to start sucking dix. I don't understand what the big objection to picking one in a hypothetical situation is. That is the part thats weird to me. If I say would you rather marry Hayden Panettiere or Natalie Portman nobody would say I can't choose because I don't know either of their personalities


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6/13/2013 9:59:31 AM

can opie and quagmire answer my question above?

6/13/2013 10:22:22 AM

Only if her pork and beans were smaller than mine.

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 10:57 AM. Reason : lol]

6/13/2013 10:57:15 AM