initially i took some pleasure in seeing the association between UNC and social wretchedness, but then I felt bad for finding any amount of joy in an individual's poor circumstances. as penance i thought about buying the guy a new tshirt, but by then i had already walked 10 ft past him and decided against it.

i'm having trouble deciding what degree of shame i should be feeling right now. discuss.

6/14/2013 12:48:23 PM

You're a monster, obviously.

6/14/2013 12:50:51 PM

LOL

6/14/2013 12:53:01 PM

he probably got it from his boyfriend

6/14/2013 1:04:12 PM

Wow, a kind soul from chapel hill gave his shirt to a homeless man in order to prevent him from getting skin cancer.

hmm... I haven't done anything nice for anyone today

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6/14/2013 1:07:34 PM

maybe the lesson is that nc state grads actually get jobs and don't end up homeless, and if you graduate from carolina, all you got was a stupid t shirt.

6/14/2013 1:12:06 PM

he bought it at wal-mart, obviously.

6/14/2013 1:29:07 PM

It's an international brand. I've seen Somalian pirates wearing UNC hats and t-shirts.

[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 1:35 PM. Reason : ]

6/14/2013 1:34:50 PM

I think the lesson is that unc basketball is so good that even homeless people will buy a shirt

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6/14/2013 1:35:14 PM

Consider not pissing on him your good deed for the day.

6/14/2013 3:37:41 PM

Go back and buy him a newer UNC shirt?

6/14/2013 3:39:22 PM

Fuck the homeless.

I used to be stupid enough to give them money, but the past several I've tried to help I gave fast food I had in my car.

One of those motherfuckers threw a burger back at me.

I'd burn their god damn shelters and soup kitchens down if I knew I wouldn't get caught.

6/14/2013 3:41:42 PM

You can just ignore them you know?

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6/14/2013 3:42:43 PM

^^They don't want or need burgers, fuckface

6/14/2013 3:43:14 PM

Oh really? Is that why their signs say "Hungry, need help?"

6/14/2013 3:44:09 PM

I used to feel sorry for them. Until I realized that one of them threw a burger at willy. Now I understand why he wants to burn-murder every last one of them.

6/14/2013 3:45:26 PM

^^They have soup kitchens. They want alcohol. You know this.

but how noble of you to shove shitty fast food in their faces.


[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

6/14/2013 3:46:28 PM

Hey now, they wouldn't be murdered unless they were inside. They have every opportunity to flee in terror when they see the smoke and flames.

I'm only trying to help them get over this obvious disdain for food they have.

Maybe the government can build them liquor kitchen instead?

^Oh ok, or maybe they could be more specific about what they want on their signs?

"Lactose intolerant; salmon and asparagus only please. God bless."

[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 3:49 PM. Reason : -]

6/14/2013 3:47:53 PM

Here are some top secret tips to avoid this extremely common situation

1) Don't roll down your window
2) Don't give them money
3) Don't ask them if they want your burger

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6/14/2013 3:48:15 PM

But, conservative guilt?

6/14/2013 3:50:46 PM

Keep hundreds of pennies in your pants (gotta cop that cargo shorts steez) and throw a handful in their face if they get too close.

6/14/2013 3:51:25 PM

4) Roll your window down and tell them to pick themselves up by the boostrapz

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6/14/2013 3:51:49 PM

Quote :

"^Oh ok, or maybe they could be more specific about what they want on their signs? "Lactose intolerant; salmon and asparagus only please. God bless." "

what?

the point is they're lying about wanting food.

6/14/2013 4:05:33 PM

I used to feel sorry for them. Until I realized that one of them threw a burger at willy. Now I understand why he wants to burn-murder every last one of them.

6/14/2013 4:12:52 PM

Post for my relevant user profile quote

Quote :

"i just saw a bum begging on 54 and was gonna give him a buck, but he was wearing carolina shit so i yelled "carolina sucks, go state""

[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 4:16 PM. Reason : Bun]

6/14/2013 4:15:44 PM

o/

6/14/2013 4:36:58 PM

We serve at the men's shelter a few times a month and at least 4/5 times there's a guy with UNC gear on. I always snicker.

6/14/2013 6:38:22 PM

This reminds me of ThePeter's TWW profile. I think he would side with qntmfred's original thought.

I never give bums money except one time this guy was wearing an nc state hat. He got $5 from me.

[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 6:56 PM. Reason : . ]

6/14/2013 6:54:51 PM

I saw a homeless Vietnam vet the other day with no legs and a cute lil dog. I was going to give him a dollar but I saw he had a UNC hat on so I shit in his cup and killed his dog. Fuck him.

Another time I saw a homeless guy with a State shirt and I sucked his dick pretty much immediately.

GO PACK

6/14/2013 8:07:09 PM

PACK PRIDE!!!!

6/14/2013 8:08:22 PM

A.) This man graduated from UNC 5 years ago with a degree in communications and he is still holding out for a management position.
B.) The shirt said "2012 Coastal Division Champs"
C.) The previous owner of the shirt took it to the thrift store mid way through this past basketball season.
D.) All of the above.

6/15/2013 6:21:09 PM