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6/16/2013 9:53:47 AM

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"FIFTY POINTY ELBOWS"

6/16/2013 10:05:31 AM

there is a lot of butterface going on in there

going only on face.....I think south carolina is the prettiest

6/16/2013 10:11:02 AM

She is the total package

6/16/2013 10:12:20 AM

Yes, the rest are all pretty beat up.

6/16/2013 10:16:26 AM

6/16/2013 10:37:17 AM

So which one is your no?

6/16/2013 10:45:41 AM

Alaska

6/16/2013 10:49:02 AM

Nebraska

6/16/2013 10:49:55 AM

Miss Florida is the definition of perfection

6/16/2013 10:56:52 AM

I like Arizonas tits the best. Followed by Oregon

6/16/2013 12:17:50 PM

Kentucky.

6/16/2013 2:19:57 PM

Alabama - Yes!
Alaska - WTF?
Arizona - Homely
Arkansas - Simple minded
California - Porn Star
Colorado - Affirmative Action
Connecticut - Legal Secretary
Delaware - Homemaker
DC - Politician's Wife
Florida - Yes Please
Georgia - Has a dick
Hawaii - Bar stool floozy
Idaho - She be a hoe
Illinois - Hot lawyer
Indiana - State Fair Hot Dog Eating Judge
Iowa - She gives head
Kansas - Autistic
Kentucky - She may be my sister, but I don't care!
Louisiana - Raised on the streets
Maine - Home schooled
Maryland - I've been bad. Punish me!
Massachusetts - Tupperware sales girl
Michigan - She's been naughty...
Minnesota - What's with her eyes...
Mississippi - Anchor baby
Missouri - I wouldn't even notice her...
Montana - Farmer's wife
Nebraska - Wandering eye
Nevada - Snow bunny
New Hampshire - Stripper
New Jersey - Real life photoshop?
New Mexico - Police Officer
New York - Spendthrift
North Carolina - Imported from Durham?
North Dakota - Hello Miley
Ohio - Oh, hi hoe
Oklahoma - Blonde bimbo
Oregon - Thick bush
Pennsylvania - Man face
Rhode Island - New England Institute of Technology Spokeswoman
South Carolina - Surprised she hasn't been lynched
South Dakota - Eat something!
Tennessee - Meh
Texas - Not everything is bigger in Texas
Utah - Cocaine's a helluva drug
Vermont - 420
Virginia - Mistress
Washington - High as shit
West Virginia - Inbred

6/16/2013 2:48:56 PM

^ I agree with most of this... some of those smiles terrify me

6/16/2013 3:26:06 PM

My gf was like on the phone or something with Mississippi.. I was expecting better

[Edited on June 16, 2013 at 8:41 PM. Reason : Not really but she does know her]

6/16/2013 8:38:55 PM

There are definitely some manly faces in this year's line up.

6/16/2013 9:11:34 PM

You have to be ugly as fuck to be almost naked, 50 lbs of makeup, airbrushed and photoshoped to hell and still not be attractive

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6/16/2013 9:13:09 PM

Miss Virginia USA 2013, Shannon McAnally,

6/16/2013 9:16:09 PM