humans aren't even built for jumping and we can do that. eat it, mother nature.

6/19/2013 1:43:04 PM

6/19/2013 1:50:53 PM

it'd hurt it's tail

[Edited on June 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM. Reason : Welcome to the land that's way under, down under, the sky's always yellow come rain or shine]

6/19/2013 1:52:33 PM

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6/19/2013 1:53:43 PM

I don't know if its a fact, but I once learned that they can't move they're legs independently of on another. That's why they hop.

6/19/2013 1:54:53 PM

6/19/2013 2:05:24 PM

They can jump backwards just fine. They just don't do it for the cameras. Give one a solid punch to the nose if you don't believe me and see for yourself.

6/19/2013 2:13:27 PM

^
did you even watch cartoons as a kid? don't fuck with kangaroos

6/19/2013 2:23:22 PM

I'm pretty sure you just have to stay close to the roo. If you let him sit back on his tail and create distance he can kick the piss out of you, but if you close the gap and sock him in the nose a few good times you'll win the fight. Somebody test this out.

6/19/2013 2:38:04 PM

6/19/2013 2:41:22 PM

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6/19/2013 2:45:26 PM

You can study this if you have any questions about the technique:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsScvAv5yKA

6/19/2013 2:45:36 PM

Quote :

"They can jump backwards just fine. They just don't do it for the cameras. Give one a solid punch to the nose if you don't believe me and see for yourself."

but post your results pretty quickly, because it will likely have disemboweled you with one of its kicks

6/19/2013 3:17:17 PM

remember when Ice T played a kangaroo in Tank Girl?

6/19/2013 3:28:49 PM

wtf does "Tie me Kanagaroo Down Sport" mean?

6/19/2013 3:49:32 PM

Quote :

"but post your results pretty quickly, because it will likely have disemboweled you with one of its kicks"

In its dreams.
Its knocked out kangaroo dreams.

6/19/2013 4:49:49 PM

Kangaroos also have 4 vaginas

6/19/2013 7:05:47 PM