That was one thing I'll remember. Mowing the lawn and the mower hiccuped. I thought I hit a stick, then stopped and saw an eye and ear staring at me and the rest of a body. I was bagging the clippings and I mulched 50% of it Poor bunny, at least it died quickly, but man, that was really sad.

6/19/2013 8:24:35 PM

Mmm bunny hamburger.

6/19/2013 8:25:34 PM

a Flemish Giant would've broken your lawnmower

6/19/2013 8:27:43 PM

???

6/19/2013 8:33:29 PM

Add to my topics.

At least it was quick, aye.

6/19/2013 9:44:48 PM

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"At least it was quick, aye."

twas

A bunny like ^^ would definitely break the mower

[Edited on June 19, 2013 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ]

6/19/2013 10:01:45 PM

Naw I've heard of people mowing over kids and not realizing it.

6/19/2013 10:16:33 PM

way to go, Kim Slackey

6/19/2013 10:20:52 PM

i ran over a chipmunk once

6/19/2013 10:44:34 PM

i guess kim's bunny and swim's chipmunk were like "welp, i'll probably just remain motionless until this loud ass lawnmower threat passes" then they bit the dust

cause most rabbits and chipmunks will jet to cali when you approach

6/19/2013 10:45:30 PM

oh i was in a car. the lawnmower thing sounds pretty gross

6/19/2013 10:46:35 PM

I ran over a frog with the garbage can, but I could still see the frog tryna hop around a little.

So I gave my dad a shovel and tearfully begged him to kill it for me.

[Edited on June 19, 2013 at 10:50 PM. Reason : I realize mangled amphibians aren't nearly as bad as mammals.]

6/19/2013 10:49:37 PM

I had a neighbor do that, and then run over to my yard and ask if they should take it to the vet.

I was like 70% there, and 50% inside out.

6/19/2013 11:33:45 PM

good night, sweet prince...



i ran over a turtle once by accident (in the car). i cried. had to call my sister to clear my conscience.

6/20/2013 2:39:24 AM

I saw my dog playing with something dead in the yard one day. From in the house it looked like a mole or vole. When I went outside to chase him away from it so he wouldn't start rolling on it I as it was a tiny hairless bunny that was still alive but mangled. Put it in a bag and beat it against a big rock to finish it off and then something white started oozing out of a hole in the bag.

6/20/2013 6:17:54 AM

6/20/2013 7:22:07 AM

You fuckers need to pay attention to the task at hand.

6/20/2013 8:37:41 AM

I ran over a whole den of baby bunnies mowing last year. I think I counted 6 total. I was upset about it for a couple days, then realized that they were just going to grow up and destroy my garden anyway.

6/20/2013 11:42:51 AM

Watership Down

6/20/2013 11:45:42 AM

^^
It must have been fun counting up the shredded bunnies. It seems like it'd be difficult to get an accurate count.

6/20/2013 12:27:15 PM

Didn't really shred them up, just scalped them. Most of them were still moving. Really tiny too, couldn't have been more than a couple weeks old.

6/20/2013 12:36:20 PM

gahh, that's pretty fucked up. I don't blame you for being freaked out.

6/20/2013 12:46:51 PM

my old roommate worked on a farm growing up and one time he plowed over a patch of skunks. he said the smell was unbearable.

6/20/2013 1:16:49 PM

6/20/2013 1:50:52 PM

Yup. You can set it to cut turtles or bunnies

6/20/2013 3:15:46 PM

more torque on the turtle setting?

6/20/2013 3:18:20 PM

ok guys stop making me laugh in this thread

6/20/2013 3:22:09 PM

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"more torque on the turtle setting?"

no, more tortoise

6/20/2013 9:21:09 PM

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"Yup. You can set it to cut turtles or bunnies"

LMAO

Seriously though, poor little bunny

[Edited on June 21, 2013 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .]

6/21/2013 12:26:39 AM

I only keep mine on bunny. Turtle shells dull the blades.

6/21/2013 10:42:07 AM

admission to murder ITT

6/21/2013 10:50:07 AM

I didn't expect to come into this thread and laugh.

6/21/2013 11:57:55 AM