that's pretty gross son, cut that shit out

6/21/2013 12:16:23 AM

Keep that shit away from my pee.

6/21/2013 12:17:07 AM

for me its a test of precision and accuracy...gotta split the spit in two with your pee stream, like a samurai

6/21/2013 12:19:50 AM

Just don't accidentally spit on your dick... That wouldn't be good.

6/21/2013 12:22:55 AM

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"for me its a test of precision and accuracy...gotta split the spit in two with your pee stream, like a samurai"

Quote :

"Just don't accidentally spit on your dick... That wouldn't be good."

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6/21/2013 1:15:15 AM

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" Just don't accidentally spit on your dick... That wouldn't be good."

Hey now. I've spit on my dick on purpose. Just prior to cramming it in this chick's ass.

6/21/2013 7:30:03 AM

If I wanted to see a semi-clear liquid dangling from your lips while my dick is out, I would have nudged your shoe.

Until then, cut that shit out.

6/21/2013 8:31:55 AM

Will do. But what about the mid-piss burp or fart?

6/21/2013 8:36:20 AM

it's the bathroom, anything goes.

dont' be a bitch

6/21/2013 8:40:28 AM

it's all pipes

6/21/2013 8:54:24 AM

What if something weird happens.... And there is some weird splashback vortex going on? My uncle lost an eye that way.

6/21/2013 10:09:24 AM

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"it's all pipes"

hahaha

6/21/2013 10:22:15 AM

I just spit on the floor. some poor dude will mop it up later.

6/21/2013 10:44:09 AM

If you can hit it just right it's like watching something magical. It almost appears as if something hits a rail and starts traveling at lightspeed.

6/21/2013 10:55:35 AM

Should I suck it back in?

6/21/2013 11:17:49 AM

this thread is full of win...


thanks guise

6/21/2013 11:19:32 AM

^It really is.

And I wanna ruin it so bad with some self-righteous rant about restroom etiquette. Lots of examples and opinions!!!

6/21/2013 11:33:48 AM

Go ahead, Bridget, the thread's premise is based on one man's opinion, not fact.

6/21/2013 11:38:44 AM

Titanic, the movie, taught me how to spit like a man.

6/21/2013 12:23:33 PM

The appositive makes that work for me.

6/21/2013 12:41:23 PM

I was expecting this to be about qfred spitting on his on dick.

6/21/2013 5:52:03 PM

I don't see the problem

6/21/2013 6:07:07 PM

The actual hocking can cause the pee to force itself through the urethra, causing some discomfort. It's obviously no where near a sneeze, but generally to be avoided.

6/21/2013 6:42:42 PM