1) Never trust a long hair in a band of short hairs
2) Never trust a short hair in a band of long hairs

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6/21/2013 4:48:37 PM

reminds me of these gems:

1) don't sweat the petty things
2) don't pet the sweaty things

6/21/2013 5:13:03 PM

I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

6/21/2013 5:17:25 PM

Don't piss on an electric fence.

6/21/2013 5:20:16 PM

Be alert...the world needs more lerts

6/21/2013 6:40:38 PM

take it easy

if it's easy, take it twice

6/21/2013 6:51:52 PM

worrying is like a rocking chair. it gives you something to do, but it really doesn't get you anywhere.

6/21/2013 6:57:23 PM

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[Edited on June 21, 2013 at 7:10 PM. Reason : s-v agreement, durr]

6/21/2013 7:10:16 PM

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor

6/21/2013 7:29:43 PM

Trees do not grow up to the sky.

6/21/2013 7:31:19 PM

Quote :

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor"

i like that one

6/21/2013 7:37:49 PM

6/21/2013 7:45:48 PM

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

6/21/2013 7:50:09 PM

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

6/21/2013 11:21:00 PM

Your hand is not a hammer

6/21/2013 11:31:43 PM

People have more fun than anybody.

6/22/2013 12:23:45 AM

Better to have it, and not need it than to need it and not have it!

6/22/2013 12:27:51 AM

Can't turn a ho, into a housewife!

6/22/2013 12:53:42 AM

Experience is what you get right after you just needed it.

6/22/2013 6:43:34 AM

it's better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it

6/22/2013 7:24:31 AM

Pigs get fed, Hogs get slaughtered.

6/22/2013 4:31:03 PM

Just because you are on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.

6/22/2013 8:12:32 PM

Flies spread diseases, so you boys better keep yours closed!

6/22/2013 9:47:11 PM

You're fuckin up

6/22/2013 11:51:13 PM

Wu Tang Clan is nothing to be trifled with.

6/23/2013 2:43:21 PM

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

6/23/2013 2:44:18 PM

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

6/23/2013 8:51:07 PM

Quote :

"Can't turn a ho, into a housewife!"

I, have, never, heard, that, one, before.

6/23/2013 9:35:21 PM

"Man who run in front of car, get tired"
"Man who run behind car, get exhausted"
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ"
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left"
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house"
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night"
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it"
"Man who sit on tack get point"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Man who eat jellybeans fart in living colour"
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew"

6/24/2013 12:53:36 AM

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

6/24/2013 2:15:46 AM

He who smelt it, dealt it...

6/24/2013 2:42:52 AM

man who eat cracker in bed have crumby night sleep.

6/24/2013 3:07:08 AM

If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time

6/24/2013 9:22:04 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow.

6/24/2013 9:34:25 AM

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

except on the internet.

6/24/2013 8:18:56 PM

girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge

6/24/2013 8:42:53 PM

If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than stupid.

6/24/2013 8:46:19 PM

I don't trust long hairs. Period

[Edited on June 24, 2013 at 9:17 PM. Reason : Ya]

6/24/2013 9:17:00 PM

A compromise is a deal in which two people get what neither of them wanted.

6/24/2013 10:33:39 PM

Never stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your face.

You can't mess with shit for too long before some of it gets on you.

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

[Edited on June 24, 2013 at 11:33 PM. Reason : ]

6/24/2013 11:33:32 PM

Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality that guarantees all the others.

6/25/2013 12:23:51 AM

Easy game easy life

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/25/2013 10:09:07 AM

i hate when you hear a wise saying and try to remember it only to forget it when you need it most.

6/25/2013 10:34:57 AM

you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

6/25/2013 10:50:26 AM

shame on a nigga that tried to run game on a nigga
bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
never trust a girl whos thighs don't touch

6/25/2013 10:52:01 AM

Some people get this thread.
Some don't

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/25/2013 10:54:01 AM

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

6/25/2013 10:57:53 AM

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

7/1/2013 6:49:04 PM

the grass is always greener over the septic tank

9/23/2013 5:22:43 PM

setemup

9/23/2013 5:32:04 PM