BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
http://skywire.discovery.com/360.html
I sense another senseless death. This shit was fascinating in the 20's. Its 2013 can we come up with some new material. 6/23/2013 8:24:05 AM
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
how about the moving picture? HOT CRACKERS that's a nifty idea! looking at dried paint has been popular for close to a thousand years. let's spice it up

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 8:40 AM. Reason : odin] 6/23/2013 8:39:23 AM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41759 Posts user info edit post |
To each their own I guess, I am not really keen on watching someone fall to their instant and decisive death.  6/23/2013 10:58:03 AM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
is this one of those circumstances where you'll die of a heart attack before you even hit the ground? 6/23/2013 11:15:39 AM
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Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
I hope he falls. I really do. Fuck that attention whore 6/23/2013 1:25:53 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
So if he does fall. How much of it will they show? There's no point in watching this unless he falls and we see the splat. 6/23/2013 1:31:05 PM
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Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
I just read that it's a 2 hour show, forget that. I'll just wait and see the 30 second clip of him dying on youtube in the morning.
Quote : | "So if he does fall. How much of it will they show? There's no point in watching this unless he falls and we see the splat." |
I was thinking about that too, but I'm sure there is going to be at least one onlooker with a camera for that very reason.
[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 1:32 PM. Reason : .] 6/23/2013 1:32:00 PM
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Kickstand All American 11762 Posts user info edit post |
I watched this guy's special last night. He's an attention whore. I guess that's easy to say about anyone setting up a stunt like this. Anyways, I hope he falls, catches himself on the wire, and then has to be rescued. I don't wish death on anyone, but I would like to see him partially fail. 6/23/2013 1:32:26 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
that website is disgusting in many ways 6/23/2013 1:34:16 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
This feller ain't got no heart.
The French dude who planned this first has heart. 6/23/2013 1:51:56 PM
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Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
The more I see these commercials............the more I want him to fall so no one tries this again and makes a special about it. 6/23/2013 4:23:32 PM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
its like intentionally being exposed to polio without a vaccine. 6/23/2013 5:14:38 PM
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FuhCtious All American 11955 Posts user info edit post |
i think he's one of the wallendas. i don't get why people are talking such shit about him. the family has been involved in high wire and trapeze acts for generations. some of them have died in horrible accidents, but that's the danger and that's supposedly what makes it so amazing to the viewer.
yes this is a thing that's more a part of the past than the present, but it's also a circus skill that's been around for decades. 6/23/2013 5:33:13 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Dude is going to puss out. 6/23/2013 6:58:30 PM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
20 mph breeze
that's pretty dumb 6/23/2013 7:13:37 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
he should at least be wearing a parachute just in case... (like this guy...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U 6/23/2013 7:25:33 PM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
all of the tweets are so positive
wish they'd post some of the real ones 6/23/2013 7:59:51 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Over/under on how far he makes it?
I say he makes it past the half way point. So 701 feet.
Lol. A paramedic. Hope he has a shovel.
[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 8:04 PM. Reason : .] 6/23/2013 8:02:15 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_a2LxIKIw
Wallendas need to stop this shit. Nobody cares.
Waste of life.
In other news, lol. Indians.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbender/2013/06/23/one-problem-with-nik-wallendas-grand-canyon-walk-it-isnt-at-the-grand-canyon/ 6/23/2013 8:04:23 PM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
is this on a 30 second delay? 6/23/2013 8:04:25 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
So how many people will admit that at least part of the reason they watch things like this is to see tragedy happen? One of the darker parts of human nature I think. 6/23/2013 8:08:21 PM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
that's at least 50% of why I'm watching 6/23/2013 8:09:12 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
It's too bad we don't live on a neutron star.
If he fell from the wire he would impact the ground in just a few milliseconds and detonate like an atomic bomb. 6/23/2013 8:12:42 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11094 Posts user info edit post |

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 8:33 PM. Reason : take 2]
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It's too bad we don't live on a neutron star.
If he fell from the wire he would impact the ground in just a few milliseconds and detonate like an atomic bomb." |
6/23/2013 8:20:35 PM
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
yowilly bringing some hall of fame lols
gg sir 6/23/2013 8:36:01 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11094 Posts user info edit post |
6/23/2013 8:36:39 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
there is significant sag in the wire... they should tighten it so that it is completely straight across.  6/23/2013 8:48:54 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Drink everytime they say "gaping gash". 6/23/2013 8:49:23 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "“Mr. Wallenda needs to buy a GPS or somebody give this guy a map,” said Milton Tso, president of the Cameron community on the Navajo Nation. “He’s not walking across the Grand Canyon. He’s walking across the Little Colorado River Gorge on the Navajo Nation. It’s misleading and false advertising.”" |
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/23/want-to-watch-a-1500-foot-high-tightrope-walk-across-a-section-of-the-grand-canyon/ 6/23/2013 8:55:28 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53284 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, well, then, I guess that doesn't make it dangerous at all. fuck it, imma switch to something else now  6/23/2013 8:57:24 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i thought this thing started at 8
i was on discovery and it's a bunch of people i don't recognize going on about twitter and trending and a bunch of crap i don't care about
when is this guy going to go splat?
[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 8:59 PM. Reason : 8] 6/23/2013 8:58:56 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
Joel Osteen is there? Now we know it's legit! 6/23/2013 8:59:50 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
He's not even a Wallenda. 6/23/2013 9:01:12 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
seriously...someone just tell me when to switch to discovery and watch this guy start the walk to his doom 6/23/2013 9:03:32 PM
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willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |
this is getting ridiculous 6/23/2013 9:14:37 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
talking about his long pole... 6/23/2013 9:15:04 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
He's got a long pole. 6/23/2013 9:15:12 PM
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Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |

[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 9:25 PM. Reason : Best one I could find :/]
6/23/2013 9:24:52 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
apparently there is a 30 second delay. 6/23/2013 9:26:34 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53284 Posts user info edit post |
I'm glad to hear from his wife that he would "never do anything dangerous" 6/23/2013 9:30:43 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
Naked and Afraid: wouldn't the wiener get sun-burnt? 6/23/2013 9:35:08 PM
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y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
This is your thought process? 6/23/2013 9:37:30 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
eh, just a thought.
here we go! 6/23/2013 9:39:00 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Thank you Jesus. Thank you lord. 6/23/2013 9:39:11 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11094 Posts user info edit post |
He is on the wire 6/23/2013 9:39:12 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
if he makes it i'm definitely sending money to Joel Osteen. 6/23/2013 9:40:03 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
who keeps thanking/praising jesus? it's getting annoying
[Edited on June 23, 2013 at 9:41 PM. Reason : oh, it's joel osteen]
6/23/2013 9:41:10 PM
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NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck this shit. I'm sweating watching it.. 6/23/2013 9:41:11 PM
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xienze All American 7341 Posts user info edit post |
Thank you Jesus
Thank you Jesus
Oh, praise you Jesus
Thank you Jesus 6/23/2013 9:41:28 PM
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