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[Edited on July 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM. Reason : -]
7/1/2013 11:57:44 PM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Violently. 7/1/2013 11:58:27 PM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
Constantly 7/2/2013 12:00:12 AM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to try this, but I'm afraid to lose my footing and one leg falling into the toilet while doing #2. 7/2/2013 12:03:20 AM
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OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Just lean forward really far 7/2/2013 12:05:57 AM
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Wickerman All American 2404 Posts user info edit post |
Sitting is for pussies 7/2/2013 12:09:32 AM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
I'll try it. 7/2/2013 1:03:45 AM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I thought we had been through this ? 7/2/2013 5:41:51 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89878 Posts user info edit post |
Lovingly 7/2/2013 6:17:21 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89878 Posts user info edit post |
Twice
[Edited on July 2, 2013 at 6:17 AM. Reason : H] 7/2/2013 6:17:21 AM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
toilets are a western invention
 7/2/2013 7:47:24 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
i always feel like i'm going to shit on the back of my shoes when i squat. that being said, it's a much more natural feeling propping my legs up. 7/2/2013 7:51:56 AM
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PaulISdead All American 8843 Posts user info edit post |
In the shower 7/2/2013 8:42:36 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I knew someone who had a Nature's Platform. I never tried it but they loved it. 7/2/2013 8:51:40 AM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |

7/2/2013 5:25:17 PM
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Sweden All American 12297 Posts user info edit post |
AC style
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148828 Posts user info edit post |

7/2/2013 5:58:55 PM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html
Quote : | ""We were not meant to sit on toilets, we were meant to squat in the field." When you're in a sitting or standing position, you're forming an angle between the where the poop is and where the poop's gotta come out. There's even a muscle that's purpose is to tighten things up when we're sitting or standing to prevent accidents. Squatting straightens out this angle and removes the chokehold." |
7/2/2013 5:59:13 PM
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ncstateccc All American 2856 Posts user info edit post |

7/2/2013 6:22:36 PM
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puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
But if I squat, how the fuck am I supposed to play angry birds 7/2/2013 6:44:22 PM
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Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
wow
hipsters even shit in obscure ways 7/2/2013 6:55:56 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148828 Posts user info edit post |
so instead of your legs falling asleep, what falls asleep, your asshole? 7/2/2013 7:01:36 PM
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Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
So what happens when you get a calf cramp while shitting 7/2/2013 7:44:03 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
have you ever considered that squatting might eliminate all of the "waiting" time you spend sitting on the toilet?
you people that take 20+ minutes to shit weird me out. 7/2/2013 8:22:20 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Shitting is a ritual and should not be rushed. You 5- minute shitters weird me out. 7/2/2013 8:24:06 PM
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Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
you people 7/2/2013 8:26:36 PM
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qntmfred retired 40960 Posts user info edit post |
i got rid of my toilet and installed a forest in my bathroom for me to shit in 7/3/2013 12:21:05 AM
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smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18976 Posts user info edit post |
I pee ac slater style when I got a boner. except you're barely balancing on the front of the bowl or hovering so your dick will fit and not touch the back of the bowl 7/3/2013 12:32:35 AM
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synapse play so hard 60941 Posts user info edit post |
funny
7/3/2013 1:25:39 AM
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jcg15 All American 2131 Posts user info edit post |
Tyically I pee on jwb9984's garden, when applicable. 7/3/2013 1:30:23 AM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28449 Posts user info edit post |
I use the toilet as a receptacle for my bodily wastes. 7/3/2013 9:41:43 AM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i tried this last night and it was really uncomfortable 7/3/2013 10:03:43 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
on the bowl yes. you need this...
http://www.squattypotty.com/
or a small trashcan/stepstool to put your feet up on 7/3/2013 10:16:24 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
^I just put my feet on the cat
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/3/2013 10:17:38 AM
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ENDContra All American 5160 Posts user info edit post |

7/3/2013 11:52:07 AM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't put my feet up on the toilet last night but I did use a stool similar to this.

verdict:
It does feel like it moves the specimen down the pipe smoother and faster.  7/3/2013 12:57:58 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
would it be weird to take one of those to the bathroom at work?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/3/2013 1:06:06 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
wow
hipsters even shit in obscure ways 7/3/2013 1:12:49 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
how would you explain this to people if you had one at your house? or would you hide it until you were alone? 7/3/2013 1:19:35 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114606 Posts user info edit post |
I sit down to pee
and down it goes :3 7/3/2013 1:23:15 PM
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Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |

7/3/2013 2:45:12 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114606 Posts user info edit post |
whooooo-oaaah
amber is the color of your energy peee peeeeee 7/3/2013 2:46:03 PM
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Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
The best part about the point to which the internet has evolved in our lifetimes is I can try this out as I type this post. 7/3/2013 2:52:13 PM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
I often bring my knees up and kind of squat on top of the toilet, and it greatly improves my experience.
that said, I eat pretty clean/paleo so my poops are generally A+++ anyway
[Edited on July 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM. Reason : bts] 7/3/2013 4:50:23 PM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ncsuapex: I thought we had been through this ?" |
Me, too. 7/3/2013 4:54:40 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how would you explain this to people if you had one at your house? or would you hide it until you were alone?" |
Under the bathroom sink. I also have nieces and nephews 7/15/2013 9:05:27 PM
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BIGcementpon Status Name 11321 Posts user info edit post |
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7/15/2013 9:12:34 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^ most mornings I'm 1 or 7. 7/15/2013 9:36:07 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I've done 8 before...good core 7/15/2013 9:37:13 PM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
2 
set em up] 7/15/2013 9:38:05 PM
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