(white watching a hot dog eating contest)

man I din't even eat a dick that good!

7/4/2013 5:47:26 PM

iop1

7/4/2013 5:49:36 PM

"there is no such thing as too deep"

7/4/2013 5:50:35 PM

DOUBLE

DICK

KISSER

7/4/2013 5:52:34 PM

"Don't make me unfriend you again"

7/4/2013 7:00:35 PM

Quote :

"QUOTES FROM DIDDY KONG DDK"

7/4/2013 7:35:14 PM

here is how awesome I don't look in a bikini

7/4/2013 8:44:14 PM

snaaaap

7/4/2013 8:56:09 PM

"I will never play wil anal beads ever."

"Why atre the anal beads so hard to pull out?!"

7/4/2013 9:41:55 PM

Quote :

"I AM A SOCIALLY AWKWARD FUCKHEAD OK"

7/4/2013 10:49:31 PM

Quote :

" MIGHTY TIGHTY WHITEY SMUGGLIN PLUMS"

7/5/2013 2:13:52 PM

lol

7/5/2013 2:18:46 PM

I have ddk quotes for days

my new favorite thread

7/5/2013 5:04:19 PM

why am I following Donkey Kong around in the country so much lately

--DDK, c. 1994

7/5/2013 8:06:18 PM

she provided the lady orgasm noises in those herbal essences commercials i heard

7/9/2013 3:48:57 PM

^I got the directors cut, apparently thats her eating butter

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/9/2013 3:54:39 PM

"Goddammit Lexi"

7/9/2013 6:35:45 PM

Quote :

"^I got the directors cut, apparently thats her eating butter"

more like boiling water, amirite

7/9/2013 7:33:26 PM

Quote :

"i bake"

7/9/2013 10:09:10 PM

^^ sublime joke

7/9/2013 10:11:12 PM

I don't practice Santeria boiling water

I ain't got no crystal ball temperature gauge :3

--Diddy Kong

7/10/2013 4:13:43 PM

That has too many syllables to be funny.

7/10/2013 4:40:29 PM

oh ok

good thing you had some funnier material to compare it to, or TWW would be lost

7/10/2013 7:57:25 PM

Quote :

"TOO MANY SYLLABLES"

7/10/2013 7:58:31 PM

willy has too much lack of a funny to be funny.

period

7/10/2013 8:36:12 PM

Quote :

" I actually chose NC State over the French Culinary Institute in NYC. (had a full ride too)"

Quote :

"doctor/patient is my favorite themed porn."

7/10/2013 8:53:09 PM

She should marry the guy she's banging now. You know, make an honest woman of him

7/10/2013 9:01:07 PM

came back ITT because I thought I smelled something burning :3

7/10/2013 10:28:53 PM

ddk encounters a snuggie for the first time - "I don't understaaaaaand!"

8/16/2013 11:17:05 PM

Well that is the most unflattering picture of me ever

8/16/2013 11:19:55 PM

She's actually naked under that.

8/16/2013 11:20:04 PM

omg there are ninja turtle snuggies?

[Edited on August 16, 2013 at 11:20 PM. Reason : lol snuggles]

8/16/2013 11:20:37 PM

better?!

8/16/2013 11:21:07 PM

Quote :

"MY BOOBS ARE JUST THAT MAGICAL BOOM"

8/16/2013 11:24:01 PM

Teenage ninja selfie

8/16/2013 11:28:09 PM

pretty damn rad

8/16/2013 11:29:21 PM

it looks like you're disquieted that Leonardo is in the process of swallowing you whole

8/16/2013 11:32:58 PM

really hope that there is a Michelangelo somewhere within reach

8/16/2013 11:45:43 PM

how is this girl single?

8/16/2013 11:47:45 PM

[Edited on August 16, 2013 at 11:50 PM. Reason : aisle b nyce]

8/16/2013 11:49:48 PM

I've heard that she writes usernames on her palm if she recognizes you from the internets

8/16/2013 11:52:47 PM

Leonardo always was the best <3

8/17/2013 1:34:29 AM

Quote :

"WHITE WATCHING HOTDOG"

8/17/2013 1:35:37 AM

"Leonardo leads - DDK does machines! "

----ddk, 2013

8/17/2013 1:41:58 AM

fire: http://www.shop.craftershotknife.com/product.sc;jsessionid=07AAE8EA11DF5E6A4688919D4712E967.m1plqscsfapp04?productId=1

ice: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ultimate-weapon.html

1/20/2014 7:38:55 PM

Jk I want to be ice

1/20/2014 7:42:03 PM

Quote :

"how much I hate the new mod on my regular messageboard and hoping this will be a good substitute until i am no longer banned"

go back the way ya came

jk

1/20/2014 7:46:37 PM