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"HEY...I AM A SEXY ATTRACTIVE WHITE BI WOMAN I AM HERE LOOKING FOR A FEMME WHOS SEXY ALSO. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HANGBOUT WOTH DRINK SMOKE OR WHATVER...IM JUST A NORMAL FEMALE LOOKING FOR AN ATTRACTIVE FRIEND. I DO HAVE A MALE FRIEND THAT I SPEND LOTS OF TIME WITH HE SPOILS ME AND IS WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE ME HAPPY I WANNA GET A MOTEL SUITE OR WE CAN HANG OUT HERE AT MY PLACE. THIS ISNT ALL ABOUT SEX ITS ABOUT A FEMALE FRIEND WANTING A NEW FEMALE FRIEND TO BE AROUND ME SO I AM NOT HERE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE BUT I WUD LOVE TO JUST BE FRIENDA AND DO FUN STUFF TOGEHTER DRINK SMOKE PARTY LOL...JUS NORMAL PPL FUN. ITS JUS SO HARD TO FOND FRIENDS NOWADAYS. IF ANY OF U ARE INTERESTED HMU 336 THREE8THREE SIXZERO43 NO ENLESS EMAIL TAG NO BILLSHIT JUST SERIOUS FEMMES ONLY. FOR LOTS OF FUN FUN FUN"

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cas/3958750177.html

AHA. I emailed her. I didn't wanna be too mean. I was gonna call social services, but I'm kinda nice these days

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from: ##### ###### <#######.######@gmail.com>
to: qk4dn-3958750177@pers.craigslist.org
date: Thu, Jul 25, 2013 at 3:47 PM
subject: REAL COUPLE - mw4w - 29
mailed-by: gmail.com

Hey,

If we meet up to smoke and have fun, are you gonna get a babysitter for the kid in the background of the picture? I would feel like shit if you just chained him up in a closet while you were out getting crunk, yo.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cas/3958750177.html

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[Edited on July 25, 2013 at 3:55 PM. Reason : NO BILLSHIT JUST SERIOUS FEMMES ONLY]

7/25/2013 3:54:29 PM

So do you want like an award or something?

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7/25/2013 3:55:49 PM

FUN FUN FUN

7/25/2013 3:56:05 PM

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"I was gonna call social services"

why the hell would you do that? moms ain't allowed to party down?

7/25/2013 3:58:54 PM

Quote :

"So do you want like an award or something? I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

an award? no. i was hoping either the ad or the email or both made someone's day a little brighter.

The more time I spend away from tww, the easier it is to spot the lonely, sad, and angry people when I do come around! Go for a jog or hug your mommy or something.

7/25/2013 3:59:07 PM

i think the pic of her kid is gone

7/25/2013 3:59:37 PM

I mean... you're the one being mean to someone who has no affect on your life. What she does with her shitty kid is none of your business.

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7/25/2013 4:00:25 PM

Quote :

"why the hell would you do that? moms ain't allowed to party down?"

Eh, not really. I'm libertarian as fuck. I'd only do that if I were sure the kid was in danger or something. Moms gotta get they freak on, son.

7/25/2013 4:01:16 PM

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"I mean... you're the one being mean to someone who has no affect on your life."

I'd say I'm being a choirboy compared to the type of guy I used to be.

Plus, I wasn't actively looking for something to pick on her for. She had to know that David after Dentist was in the backseat.

7/25/2013 4:02:56 PM

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"i think the pic of her kid is gone"

hahahahh, damnit, that kid was what made her interesting

7/25/2013 4:04:52 PM

Its one thing to troll people on a forum that's full of trolls, but to harass random people on craigslist is weird to me. Lets face it. If she was ugly or heterosexual you never would've messaged her.

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7/25/2013 4:05:18 PM

Ok, on to the next one...

How bout this mom here? SHE GETS HER PAPER, YO!

http://i.imgur.com/52FiNJM.jpg (nsfw)

7/25/2013 4:05:58 PM

Most people are retarded and shouldn't have kids. Whats your point?

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7/25/2013 4:06:50 PM

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"Lets face it. If she was ugly or heterosexual you never would've messaged her. "

As a matter of fact, I definitely would have.... and her sexual orientation has shit to do with why I asked if she was getting a babysitter. But now that I think about it, maybe if she's gay it's not her kid... or maybe the kid was born during her 20s when she was still hetero. haha

7/25/2013 4:09:07 PM

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"Most people are retarded and shouldn't have kids. Whats your point?"

My point is that it's hilarious (unless you happen to be that poor kid!). Unless something changed lately, this is still fucking CHIT CHAT on TWW, right? The place where people talk about dumb shit all day?

7/25/2013 4:11:15 PM

Krallum getting called out by the OG of OG's ITT

7/25/2013 4:16:53 PM

HOLY SHIT! Its Jackleg!

7/25/2013 4:16:53 PM

^^^Naw son. Friday is hilarious.

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7/25/2013 4:23:16 PM

If that first chick responds to you, plz post

7/25/2013 4:24:29 PM

Quote :

"Krallum getting called out by the OG of OG's ITT"

YO YO YO STRAIGHT OG UP IN THIS. lol

sup lucky1

and i will, meg. she already changed the picture, so i doubt she will.... but if i get one back, i'll post it

[Edited on July 25, 2013 at 4:28 PM. Reason : lol]

7/25/2013 4:28:14 PM

if i call that number and jackleg answers, I wonder if my joy will overpower my surprise

7/25/2013 4:28:59 PM

7/25/2013 4:42:47 PM

hey jackleg

[Edited on July 25, 2013 at 4:49 PM. Reason : perhaps that child is her special male friend]

7/25/2013 4:48:29 PM

7/25/2013 5:45:24 PM

LOL. Retard baby incoming!!!

7/25/2013 5:49:44 PM

I'd rather have George Zimmerman babysit my kid than her...

7/25/2013 5:51:03 PM

:^)

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7/25/2013 5:54:01 PM

These mothers are sick.

Many of them deserve to have their children taken away from them.

7/25/2013 5:54:48 PM

7/25/2013 5:58:33 PM

i moved on to reddit:

/r/badmothers

craigslist gets boring after a while

7/25/2013 6:11:54 PM

i never got the reddit bug. its populated by the ill begotten newfag spawn of old newfags

7/25/2013 6:15:22 PM

why do girls always got buttzits

7/25/2013 11:57:23 PM

Sorry one thing

Quote :

"Its one thing to troll people on a forum that's full of trolls, but to harass random people on craigslist is weird to me."

huh?? That's the reason craiglist was invented.

7/26/2013 12:07:07 AM

i didn't really get into reddit until a couple months ago.

i first started reading it cause they have this "AMA" section where certain actors or businesspeople or whatever come on and say "ASK ME ANYTHING" - and they're usually pretty candid and try to answer a lot of stuff. Someone from Breaking Bad was on there that day and that's when I signed up.

Since then, I got an app for my phone called "reddit is fun" and it makes it a fuckton easier to browse and just look at pics

7/26/2013 12:49:38 AM

7/26/2013 10:03:19 AM

Okay. This dude is serious. I thought he was trolling. Lol

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7/26/2013 10:07:38 AM

There is absolutely nothing wrong about that last pic. That girl, I'm sure will grow up to have a very healthy understanding of firearms and gun safety.

The other pictures...

7/26/2013 10:14:39 AM

Imagine a world where no one grew up with knowledge of fire arms

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7/26/2013 10:25:04 AM

Then you would have a generation of idiots who didn't know how to deal with them when they were introduced to them.

7/26/2013 10:32:47 AM

An equally appropriate lesson for that 5 year old would be teaching her how to put a condom on a banana. The earlier the better, I say.

[Edited on July 26, 2013 at 10:36 AM. Reason : She's probably more like 3 y/o]

7/26/2013 10:34:57 AM

My question is, how do you know the kid wouldn't stay with the daddy?

7/26/2013 10:40:16 AM

^^^
lol at that fucking republican logic right there

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7/26/2013 10:40:40 AM

These parents aren't winners but at least they're not pouring boiling water on their 9 month old for crying. Home girl just wants to party down.

[Edited on July 26, 2013 at 10:41 AM. Reason : .]

7/26/2013 10:40:45 AM

You mean lol at my realistic view of the world? I can imagine a world where no one grew up with knowledge of firearms, but my republican roots keep me grounded in reality. Something Democrats can't seem to come to grips with.

But we digress. More pics of moms being retarded!

7/26/2013 10:48:56 AM

I'm not a democrat holmes.

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7/26/2013 10:49:55 AM

Krallym is way more worse of a user than bubblebobble

7/26/2013 10:57:39 AM

if only there was a way you could downvote my posts

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7/26/2013 11:22:32 AM

oh no i must be a bad parent

7/26/2013 3:02:33 PM

teaching a child how to properly use and respect a firearm does not belong in this thread.

letting a child chew on the business end of a weapon does belong in this thread.






but that leaf blower picture is kind of funny (in the yee-haw kind of way)

[Edited on July 26, 2013 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

7/26/2013 3:32:55 PM

Here is how you teach your son to properly handle firearms if you want him to be ready for the real world

7/26/2013 3:46:01 PM