No one understands my status name.

8/1/2013 9:19:36 PM

You need a roommate?

8/1/2013 9:20:38 PM

peepants

8/1/2013 9:21:26 PM

I do! I chuckled robustly when I first noticed it.

It is the best punctuation mark.

8/1/2013 9:29:01 PM

8/1/2013 9:31:40 PM

I'm too dumb for this thread

8/1/2013 9:33:34 PM

If EMCE ever asks to interrogate you, I'd recommend leaving the room as quickly as possible.

8/2/2013 7:09:27 AM

I understand you





























YOU JUST WANT TO DANCE!

8/2/2013 7:37:37 AM

well.... wasn't that the point?

If you wanted people to understand you, wouldn't you say things in plain english?

8/2/2013 8:07:52 AM

Take the marbles out your mouth, son.

8/2/2013 8:09:12 AM

8/2/2013 8:10:40 AM

8/2/2013 9:31:14 AM

^Kid is grasping his shopping bag to make sure black Santa doesn't steal it.

8/3/2013 12:00:24 PM

He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman!

8/3/2013 3:34:33 PM