No sex, but everything else is fair game.

8/4/2013 3:15:22 PM

Make her read a book aloud

8/4/2013 3:16:50 PM

Drive it! Great gas mileage.

8/4/2013 3:20:44 PM

kill me

8/4/2013 3:23:24 PM

OR take her to a baseball game so that I can use the carpool lane:

8/4/2013 3:25:12 PM

Mow my grass

8/4/2013 3:28:52 PM

Help me blackmail someone, or something else along those sinister lines.

8/4/2013 3:37:02 PM

I would have an escort drive me through the night so I could sleep through the car ride on long road trips.

8/4/2013 4:08:09 PM

If she qualified I would have her do my taxes.

8/4/2013 4:12:39 PM

have her punch my timecard

8/4/2013 4:49:13 PM

cry.

8/4/2013 4:54:29 PM

Hit up the yolo for self serve fro yo

8/4/2013 4:56:53 PM

Make her play me in Madden.

8/4/2013 5:09:53 PM

I would take her out to a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER call her again!

8/4/2013 5:15:54 PM

plant cocaine on PJ Hairston

8/4/2013 5:22:03 PM

Play air hockey in the wolves' den

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8/4/2013 5:23:52 PM

Help pick out blinds and curtains.

8/4/2013 5:46:19 PM

Checkers. I have one of those over-sized sets they sell at the cracker barrel.

8/4/2013 6:09:21 PM

poop in her mouth. than wen it gets sexual use the poop as loob.

8/4/2013 6:38:49 PM

Talk about politics

8/4/2013 6:52:49 PM

Use her as a wingwoman

8/4/2013 10:52:45 PM

I called one up to see if I could get a date to a movie. She was offended by it, and I said you shouldn't be, you're too ugly to fuck I figured you know to shut the fuck up during a movie.

8/4/2013 11:09:38 PM

stick my penis in her vagina, non sexually.

8/4/2013 11:13:08 PM

Fuck her with a condom

8/4/2013 11:14:35 PM

kag party

8/4/2013 11:17:02 PM

Solicit advice for all my problems

8/5/2013 12:37:06 AM

clean my house

8/6/2013 7:46:54 AM

ask her how her day was

8/6/2013 7:53:56 AM

Trade her in for another escort to do sexual things.

8/6/2013 8:41:57 AM

Taker her to the fair on can day.

8/6/2013 8:49:13 AM

come home and watch The Three Stooges with me

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8/6/2013 8:57:51 AM

Have her play Rummy with me

8/6/2013 11:40:58 AM

bring a hooker to work day



maybe play a game of catch

8/6/2013 11:42:02 AM

Offer to pay her an amount greater than $1,500 to spend some time with a UNC athlete while making certain that her services were not also available to non-athletes. Also, I will need a reciept.

8/6/2013 11:49:42 AM

Stick non sexual objects in her sexual spots

8/6/2013 6:26:52 PM

Have her fold laundry because fuck that

8/6/2013 6:59:52 PM

Not pay her.

8/6/2013 8:48:13 PM

Settlers of Catan

8/6/2013 9:06:54 PM

clean my house or maybe yard work






and then make her go ass to ass

8/6/2013 9:23:08 PM

Slumber party!

But I love the folding laundry idea.

8/6/2013 9:31:53 PM

Have her scratch my back for like 2 hours.

8/6/2013 9:36:40 PM