best and worst things to do with a new girl. Should you go straight to the business, or risk going diving. I personally don't put my mouth on it if it ain't official.

8/8/2013 6:38:13 AM

If she puts her mouth on it you go diving

Stop being a pussy it won't bite

8/8/2013 7:03:52 AM

8/8/2013 7:14:09 AM

Start off by saying "If you don't suck, we don't fuck."

8/8/2013 9:09:24 AM

Why would you not go south? serious question

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8/8/2013 9:37:09 AM

I briefly dated a chick that wouldn't let me go down on her. She said that she saved that for "serious relationships", and that if I told her I loved her she would "let" me go down on her. That was the last time I ever saw her.

8/8/2013 9:39:20 AM

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"Why would you not go south? serious question"

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"BlackJesus"

8/8/2013 10:09:51 AM

i know im a little "different" but the first time with a new girl is when you give a brief overview of at least 75% of the arsenal. you gotta leave her wanting more but intensely satisfied, assuming this is pre-meditated. if she ain't leakin/exhausted/asleep, you fucked up. polish that clit, son! and don't forget about a 69

8/8/2013 10:18:57 AM

Most of my sex with new girls was drunk sex....which pretty much means anything goes. Which pretty much means I'm down south right off the bat...as is she.

8/8/2013 10:20:07 AM

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"Most of my sex with new girls was drunk sex....which pretty much means anything goes. Which pretty much means I'm down south right off the bat...as is she."

I'm honestly not a big fan of BJs. Drunk BJs are even worse

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8/8/2013 10:25:16 AM

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" and don't forget about a 69"

I'm not a big fan of 69. The best part about getting oral is not having to do shit.

8/8/2013 10:30:37 AM

Butt play

8/8/2013 10:32:35 AM

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"I'm not a big fan of 69. The best part about getting oral is not having to do shit."

also i find it hard to do things when i'm getting off. bjs require concentration

8/8/2013 10:59:14 AM

Exactly. In 69, not only can I not give adequate head, but I can't get off either. It's like a lose-lose.

8/8/2013 11:00:30 AM

If its drunken bar sex I don't go south, but second or third time why not

8/8/2013 11:02:33 AM

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"Most of my sex with new girls was drunk sex....which pretty much means anything goes. Which pretty much means I'm down south right off the bat...as is she."

this. and i don't mind going down on a new girl right away. but you have to do you due diligence and inspect the area before you rush in all willy nilly

8/8/2013 11:04:51 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwZ8Ucvts

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8/8/2013 11:07:02 AM

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"but you have to do you due diligence and inspect the area before you rush in all willy nilly"

What kind of due diligence is there to do?? If it passes the nose test (even then...it has to be really bad to stop...every pussy has at least a little odor)...then you're good to go.

Maybe I'm just good at picking girls with nice vag...but I've never been deterred from going down. I've had a few stinky sessions...but even those were with girlfriends that just seemed to be having a bad day. I know my dick isn't a scented candle...so if she has some leeway, so should I.

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8/8/2013 11:08:20 AM

I assumed he meant herpes, but yeah I've never smelt a bad vagina. I also don't bang whales so...

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8/8/2013 11:09:35 AM

Oh yeah...herpes. Guess that never really crosses my mind.

8/8/2013 11:11:11 AM

^^ consider yourself fortunate. I brought a chick home once and my roommates smelled it.

8/8/2013 11:15:41 AM

yeah, i basically meant a sight and smell test. i've been fortunate too, i try not to bring home riff-raff so it's never been a problem. but

8/8/2013 11:20:15 AM

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"If she puts her mouth on it you go diving Stop being a pussy it won't bite"

that logic leads to gonorrhea of the throat

8/8/2013 11:24:36 AM

^^ It's only happened to me once, but it only takes once. I seriously told her she needed to go to a doctor.

8/8/2013 11:27:02 AM

everything but the butthole

8/8/2013 11:47:57 AM

just depends on the amount of heat and physical activity that's led up to the point. Take a girl out for a date and shes clean, showered, etc. and then you migrate to the apartment you can probably go for it. However, meet a girl out dancing all night or at a football tailgate or something, save the going down for later.

8/8/2013 1:38:08 PM

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"I briefly dated a chick that wouldn't let me go down on her."

Then she told me she was molested and my dick retracted inside of me.

8/8/2013 1:46:18 PM

I thought this thread was about

8/8/2013 1:48:06 PM

who's that girl...

8/8/2013 2:42:37 PM

never give out the good "D" on day one...gotta wait at least a couple weeks before you go for hours and hours till the sun comes up...and be warned, once good "D" has been delivered, watch for red flags, as this is the time they pop up.

8/8/2013 2:46:40 PM

lol wut? you purposely have bad sex until weeks into a relationship?

8/8/2013 2:50:23 PM

he also goes for hours and hours until the sun comes up.

consider the source...

8/8/2013 2:51:23 PM

ha!

8/8/2013 3:13:38 PM

You definitely want to deliver the standard soft croissant on day one and wait a couple weeks before stiffening that bad boy up

8/8/2013 3:18:37 PM

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"WORST ADVICE EVER"

8/8/2013 3:21:56 PM

What about anal? is ass play ok?

On the first go do yall go 1000mph thrust or is it the slow love making? I personally give her about 30 seconds of the slow and then try to knock her walls out.

8/8/2013 5:14:58 PM

Who the fuck really differentiates whether or not its the first time? Just go with the fucking flow. If she tells you to pound her, then pound her. If she's squealing at a medium pace, then by god man, keep it at a medium pace.

Goddamn t-dubbers think about sex too much because they haven't had enough of it.

8/8/2013 5:18:34 PM

Really? No one wants to comment on a chick bringing up molestation during sex?

8/8/2013 5:18:41 PM

If shes squealing at medium then imagine how she sounds on pound. On the first time is missionary the norm? I'm a doggy style type, I like to look at the cheeks.

8/8/2013 5:22:28 PM

I don't want to talk about that at all. That sounds horrible.

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8/8/2013 5:22:48 PM

A minority of men just don't like giving oral sex, says clinical sexologist Amy Cooper, Ph.D., author of The Everything Orgasm Book. But it's often because of a bad experience, like being with someone who freaked out, seemed disinterested, or had a vaginal infection and didn't know it, she says. One approach: Take your action into the shower so he can feel confident about the freshness factor. Once that hurdle is cleared, he may feel less reluctant. If not, he may need therapy, says Cooper.

8/8/2013 5:32:02 PM

or maybe he's a faggot

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8/8/2013 5:35:56 PM

^^

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"If not, he may need therapy, says Cooper."

next time a chick doesnt want to give me a bj i will tell her she needs therapy

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8/8/2013 5:36:06 PM

Is it offensive to say no I don't want to lick your pee hole?

8/8/2013 5:38:06 PM

^^ OR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED THROAT FUCKING

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8/8/2013 5:38:12 PM

but you don't have to lick where the pee comes out...

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8/8/2013 5:41:16 PM

8/8/2013 5:44:20 PM

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"Is it offensive to say no I don't want to lick your pee hole?"

no but it makes you a big ole wuss

8/8/2013 6:12:06 PM

I'm married to two women: my lovely wife, and America. And I won't go down South on either of them, ok?

8/8/2013 7:11:26 PM

Whats so special about eating vagina. It smells and taste funny and it has hairs, i don't car if its waxed there is hair on it. Now my dick has no hair, and rewards women with a protein shake if they do a good job.

8/8/2013 7:57:22 PM