^

8/13/2013 1:58:04 AM

NC? Then GTFO:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/14/nc-lawmaker-women-should-duct-tape-nipples-to-stay-out-of-jail/

Quote :

"NC lawmaker: Women should ‘duct tape’ nipples to stay out of jail North Carolina Republican state Rep. Tim Moore says that women can protect themselves from a new law that makes baring female breasts illegal by simply applying duct tape to their nipples. On Wednesday, the state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose “private parts” for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.” The bill expands the state’s definition of “private parts” to include a woman’s “nipple, or any portion of the areola.”"

8/13/2013 2:53:30 AM

^ I thought that got repealed. Or maybe I am still trying to have faith in humanity and it hasn't been.

8/13/2013 11:39:57 AM

LOL, PR0N

8/13/2013 12:26:51 PM

There is an ideal areola to nipple height ratio

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8/13/2013 12:32:34 PM

Anal um strikes again

8/13/2013 2:22:57 PM

8/13/2013 2:45:09 PM

the republicans have banned areolas

8/13/2013 2:46:21 PM

Republicans in NC have banned life itself.

Not a creature was left alive.

They did however save the rest of the country from having to look at Bev Perdue's manhands and sentenced Walter Dalton to a life of community college presidency.

So good for that,

8/13/2013 3:38:54 PM

Quote :

"for the “purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire.”"

Uh, so does this not stop topless demonstrations done for political or ideological purposes, or is this the House's excuse to say that all nudity is sexual in intent?

8/13/2013 3:41:34 PM

Duct tape? Electrical tape is really the standard in industrial areola coverage.

8/13/2013 9:07:05 PM

blue painters tape seems like it would be the least painful to remove

8/13/2013 9:12:55 PM

how does this affect strip clubs?

8/13/2013 9:13:49 PM

Painter's tape doesn't move with the body as well and gets creased and itchy.

8/13/2013 9:15:34 PM

I don't understand why we don't have burqas

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8/13/2013 9:15:37 PM

this thread mimics a settledown type thread

8/13/2013 9:57:42 PM

so do this make the tit checks in hashing illegal?

cuz I can't wait to use that as an excuse

8/13/2013 10:16:35 PM

I think guys should start wearing their T's with the nipples cut out. Maybe that will put a damper on their agenda.

8/14/2013 5:05:31 AM

god I fucking hate our state

can we get rid of all the fucking conservative morons

what a reasonable way to be

8/14/2013 5:11:01 AM

so redic, we need to have nude beaches to bump up tourism they are going the wrong way

8/14/2013 6:35:26 PM

Quote :

"so do this make the tit checks in hashing illegal? cuz I can't wait to use that as an excuse "

It's in the same gray area as drinking in parking lots and "not seeing" private property signs.

8/14/2013 6:39:03 PM

damn... a felony? Just give people a hefty fine and call it day... don't need to bloat our prison system for a non-violent "crime".

8/14/2013 9:03:18 PM