Why would you bake them in a pie?

8/14/2013 1:44:00 PM

Yo check this out

8/14/2013 1:45:01 PM

Because fruit didn't exist back then. DUH

8/14/2013 7:31:35 PM

why they gotta be black

8/14/2013 7:32:11 PM

I'd probably just let them go and then go to bojangles.

Sounds like a lot of work to pluck and clean 2 dozen blackbirds.

8/15/2013 12:36:08 AM

I'd release them in a library

8/15/2013 1:17:49 AM

You ate what you could get.

8/15/2013 9:30:50 AM

I DO NOT COUNT THAT WAY.

8/15/2013 9:47:48 AM

when the pie was opened, the birds shit everywhere

8/15/2013 10:22:43 AM

Make me some figgy pudding...bitch

8/15/2013 10:40:44 AM

If the moon was made of spare ribs

Would you eat it?

8/15/2013 10:48:48 AM