delivered to my house with a cheesy gordita crunch and mexican pizza.

8/18/2013 11:38:40 PM

on my way

8/18/2013 11:46:06 PM

taco taco

burrito burrito

8/19/2013 12:57:12 AM

damn it, now I want a taco. I could seriously go for stuffing my face with like three chalupas.

8/19/2013 1:48:29 AM

Taco Bell is back open now!

8/19/2013 11:58:16 AM

I could beat up a pink taco about now.

8/19/2013 12:08:09 PM

New Doritos Locos Taco OUT!!!!

8/19/2013 12:15:08 PM

The original Doritos Locos Taco tasted like a shitty taco with a shit ton of finely powdered salt dumped on the shell. How does this compare?

8/19/2013 1:22:12 PM

[Edited on August 19, 2013 at 3:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/19/2013 3:26:42 PM

volcano taco is gone

8/19/2013 3:49:51 PM

What's with everyone wanting tacos

Im Krallum and I approved this message

8/19/2013 4:09:31 PM

they are like sandwiches but more of a fiesta

8/19/2013 4:13:02 PM

i recently discovered that cripsy potato tacos from taco bell are ok.

8/19/2013 4:16:46 PM

$1 tacos at Woody's on Chapel Hill Rd. on Monday nights.

8/19/2013 5:11:48 PM

Supposedly they're opening a taqueria in downtown across from the Oakwood cafe, where the biscuit place used to be.

8/19/2013 5:23:46 PM

bttt

8/21/2013 10:31:40 AM

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12/4/2014 8:39:57 PM

I have had fish tacos exactly once in my life. When I first met my current wife, she worked part time at a store in the mall while she was in school. Well, she decided that she would treat me to dinner one night and bring me whatever it was i wanted from the Cheesecake Factory. Well, I had never been there, so I saw fish tacos on the menu. Oh man... this sounds like something i'd really like. I'm a huge fan of mexican food (tacos) and I like to eat fish, and fish is healthy (especially fried), so put them together and you can't go wrong.
Well, she got the fish tacos and whatever meal she chose (it could have been practically anything since CF's menu is excessively huge). Well, it was during rush hour and she had to drive from crabtree to Lake Johnson Mews and during that time i guess the meal had enough time to become lukewarm. Whatever, I was hongry, so i ate.
Tasted ok... didn't live up to my hopes and dreams, but I pretended it was the best thing in the world since she bought it for me and brought it to me.

12 hours later...

[edit]I typed out three paragraphs of detail, but once i proofread it, it made my stomach turn, so i'll just give the tl:dr[/edit]
shit, puke, repeat. 3 solid days.
could not get out of bed.
First bout of food poisoning in my entire life (and the last thankfully)
I always thought people who associated food with illness were just being pussies and covering up for the fact they just didn't like something. I'll never make an assumption like that again. This was literally the worst.

I will never eat a fish taco again in my life. Or cheesecake factory.

12/5/2014 7:07:47 PM

bttt

12/7/2014 4:30:26 PM

5/10/2016 5:39:47 PM

The best part of Smath's story was "current wife."

5/11/2016 9:45:31 AM

Before I invest some of my own funds into this, could you please clarify the fucking taco part? Is it a taco to be used for fucking (e.g., the fuckee), or is the taco to be doing the fucking (e.g., the fucker)?

5/12/2016 3:21:11 PM

5/12/2016 3:48:32 PM

the shit would be soggy by the time it got there

why would you want that

5/12/2016 4:22:50 PM