Just another internet test. You know the drill.

http://slackhalla.org/~demise/test/socialattitude.php

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"These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with few strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting. Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century."

8/24/2013 2:39:35 AM

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"Radicalism 30.75 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 65.625 These scores indicate that you are a tender-minded moderate conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a sincere clergyman. It appears that you are trusting of religion, and have a compassionately humanistic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with several strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

8/24/2013 4:29:38 AM

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"Radicalism 80.25 Socialism 12.5 Tenderness 34.375 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with several strong opinions."

8/24/2013 7:19:12 AM

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"Radicalism 85.75 Socialism 50 Tenderness 43.75 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with many strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

8/24/2013 11:21:55 AM

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" Radicalism 52.75 Socialism 56.25 Tenderness 62.5 These scores indicate that you are a tender-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a protective parent. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a eugenicist with many strong opinions."

8/24/2013 2:36:18 PM

protective parent? did you tell it about that weird shit with your daughter?

8/24/2013 2:48:15 PM

What weird shit? And you can't tell it anything, it is a multiple choice survey.

8/24/2013 2:59:11 PM

I love how they consider conservative attitudes "radicalism." Wow.

8/24/2013 7:18:17 PM

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"Radicalism 85.75 Socialism 18.75 Tenderness 50"

^Those were my scores. Guess that makes me pretty conservative?

8/24/2013 8:03:17 PM

Political Values

Radicalism 91.25
Socialism 50
Tenderness 50

These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with few strong opinions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century.

8/24/2013 8:05:34 PM

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" Radicalism 66.5 Socialism 18.75 Tenderness 43.75 These scores indicate that you are a moderate progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an idealist with few strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting. "

As with most of these sorts of things, there were a number of questions which were either too broad or presented a false choice.

8/24/2013 8:36:38 PM

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"Radicalism 85.75 Socialism 18.75 Tenderness 37.5"

8/24/2013 8:45:09 PM

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"Political Values Radicalism 80.25 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 56.25 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an idealist with very few strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting. Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century."

phew!

[Edited on August 25, 2013 at 12:36 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2013 12:34:32 AM

[Edited on August 25, 2013 at 1:24 AM. Reason : wrong thread]

8/25/2013 1:24:15 AM

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"Radicalism 33.5 Socialism 12.5 Tenderness 53.125 These scores indicate that you are a moderate conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as right-wing. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with few strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

8/25/2013 4:09:11 AM

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"Radicalism 80.25 Socialism 12.5 Tenderness 40.625 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with few strong opinions. "

8/25/2013 10:07:43 AM

this seems pointless

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"Radicalism 88.5 Socialism 56.25 Tenderness 56.25 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a devoted egalitarian with several strong opinions."

8/25/2013 10:54:14 AM

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" Radicalism 80.25 Socialism 81.25 Tenderness 71.875 These scores indicate that you are a tender-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with an animal rights activist. It appears that you are moderate towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as left-wing. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an idealist with several strong opinions. "

8/25/2013 5:53:28 PM

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"Radicalism 91.25 Socialism 43.75 Tenderness 53.125 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with several strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

8/25/2013 8:13:52 PM

These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist.

Radicalism 58.25
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 37.5

[Edited on August 25, 2013 at 9:10 PM. Reason : OEP and I are pretty close]

8/25/2013 9:09:54 PM

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" Radicalism 94 Socialism 31.25 Tenderness 53.125 "

lol no

8/25/2013 9:30:36 PM

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"Radicalism 96.75 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 50 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with several strong opinions."

Highest radicalism score. Whoo! Radical centrist.

8/26/2013 7:37:43 AM

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"Radicalism 88.5 Socialism 50 Tenderness 34.375 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with many strong opinions."

8/26/2013 10:55:08 AM

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"Political Values Radicalism 74.75 Socialism 25 Tenderness 37.5 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a eugenicist with very few strong opinions. "

8/26/2013 11:21:43 AM

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" Radicalism 28 Socialism 25 Tenderness 34.375 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a drill sergeant. It appears that you are moderate towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as right-wing. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with few strong opinions."

hmm, learn something new about myself every day.

8/26/2013 11:36:00 AM

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"Radicalism 50 Socialism 18.75 Tenderness 31.25 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as right-wing. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a eugenicist with few strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

8/26/2013 11:38:59 AM

Political Values

Radicalism 22.5
Socialism 25
Tenderness 46.875

These scores indicate that you are a moderate conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as right-wing.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with several strong opinions.

8/26/2013 9:13:30 PM

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"Radicalism 85.75 Socialism 75 Tenderness 43.75 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as left-wing. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with many strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting."

So Fox News was right after all--I'm a socialist! What will my family do when they find out??? I shudder to think of it.

8/26/2013 9:58:25 PM

Radicalism 14.25
Socialism 0
Tenderness 34.375

These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a drill sergeant. It appears that you are moderate towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as right-wing.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a devoted eugenicist with several strong opinions.

8/26/2013 10:07:15 PM

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" Radicalism 66.5 Socialism 50 Tenderness 40.625 These scores indicate that you are a moderate progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with few strong opinions."

8/26/2013 11:47:52 PM

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"Radicalism 88.5 Socialism 50 Tenderness 46.875 These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with many strong opinions."

8/27/2013 7:11:37 PM

Political Values
Radicalism 52.75
Socialism 37.5
Tenderness 18.75

These scores indicate that you are a very tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a eugenicist with several strong opinions.

8/27/2013 9:54:50 PM

Political Values

Radicalism 85.75
Socialism 31.25
Tenderness 56.25

These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with very few strong opinions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

8/27/2013 10:08:07 PM

Political Values

Radicalism 69.25
Socialism 6.25
Tenderness 21.875

These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a eugenicist with several strong opinions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century.

8/29/2013 10:27:41 PM

That was a lot of questions so I just clicked "Strongly Agree" all the way down.

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"Political Values Radicalism 50 Socialism 50 Tenderness 50 These scores indicate that you are a moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a regular person. It appears that you are moderate towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with primarily strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting. Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century."

8/30/2013 12:50:36 AM

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" Radicalism 99.5 Socialism 75 Tenderness 59.375"

No one is more radical than me

Radical!

8/30/2013 8:42:42 AM

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"Political Values Radicalism 63.75 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 34.375 These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a liberated atheist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a pragmatist with many strong opinions. This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting. "

til .... im a dick

9/5/2013 5:33:46 AM

bah

9/5/2013 5:35:34 AM

http://www.celebritytypes.com/political-coordinate

7/20/2015 3:19:08 PM

I can't seem to get to the page. Was it taken down?

8/2/2015 12:34:43 PM

http://www.celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php

8/2/2015 12:44:52 PM

8/2/2015 2:47:15 PM

8/2/2015 6:24:31 PM

This is no surprise to anyone who has read my posts.

8/2/2015 8:07:41 PM

8/2/2015 10:53:50 PM

I'm essentially bill clinton in my beliefs, which is fine by me.

But those questions are awful. For example, lumping sports and the arts together for public funding. FOH. There's a huge difference between NEA and building a billion dollar stadium for a billionaire's toy.

8/3/2015 1:25:00 PM

Not particularly surprising

8/3/2015 3:29:16 PM