Well then just push your spouse off a cliff in a national park

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24035967

Easier and a lot less hassle than going through divorce... except of course if you get caught. Oops.

What an idiot... she should have called 911 right on the spot and said he slipped and fell. No way to prove he didn't.

But seriously... This is a perfect example of how tiny actions done in the heat of the moment can have disastrous and life long consequences, especially if you are standing on the edge of a cliff. Let this be a lesson kids... don't let your temper get the best of you, pull back from the situation and calm yourself down.

9/10/2013 10:23:21 PM

If you were pushed off of a cliff, and were falling to your death.... Would you at least try to flap your arms?

9/10/2013 10:54:14 PM

what a beautiful place to die

9/10/2013 10:57:37 PM

I wonder if she felt better after she pushed him. Sometimes I wanna push people down the stairs, but it sucks cause it won't actually make you happy. And you gotta drag them back up to do it again and again until you feel bad about yourself.

So frustrating.

9/10/2013 11:06:19 PM

Wouldn't hurt to do it... at least you could tell your children one day you flapped your arms while falling off a cliff and it didnt work!

9/10/2013 11:06:52 PM

^^

If you do it properly--like she did--you won't have/need to drag them back up again. I bet that would make you scream "mission accomplished!" with devious joy!

9/10/2013 11:45:15 PM

Why didn't she just call 911 immediately and say that he fell? He probably broke his neck on the way down anyway and (unless she caved to questioning) she probably could've gotten away with it.

9/11/2013 10:14:53 AM

people who do stupid things don't suddenly become more intelligent.

9/11/2013 10:27:54 AM

yeah, she missed her perfect opportunity

9/11/2013 10:29:03 AM

Ooops

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9/11/2013 3:27:38 PM

Luckily my wife and I trust each other:



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9/11/2013 3:28:21 PM

This is very appropriate here, even though it is not homicide

Quote :

"How to lose a girlfriend - push her over a high cliff http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhGi0-Lcmk Full length http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuv__-nyO1M After the jump http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61PjrK1VUq8 Fuck, what if she had grabbed him and he fell too... Very high chance he wouldn't have been able to hold on to her. Damn, he took a risk doing that!"

9/11/2013 3:46:50 PM

did you not notice he was anchored to the cliff and she would not have been able to drag him off

9/11/2013 3:54:11 PM

And this shows a real crime, a wife pushing her husband's mistress off a cliff into the 6 meter deep ravine below in Peru.

Actually, drag and fling like a doll, not push.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHNg3KHlnE

^ I did see all the gear him, but no, didnt notice he was anchored to the cliff... Too busy watching their interaction.

[Edited on September 11, 2013 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2013 3:54:51 PM

right before he pushed her off it pans down a little as he tugs on this cord to make sure he is secure and then bam!

9/11/2013 4:45:27 PM

Oh yeah, thanks.

If I were up there, someone would have to push me surreptitiously too, otherwise I would stand there for hours psyching myself up but never being able to do it, as much as I love such stuff

9/11/2013 5:01:45 PM

All she had to do was call the cops, and keep your relationship issues to yourself and she would be walking free. If she called the cops and said he fell her big mouth friends will come forward and say they were having relationship issues.

9/11/2013 6:51:57 PM

Quote :

"If you were pushed off of a cliff, and were falling to your death.... Would you at least try to flap your arms?"

I keep a balled-up food lion plastic grocery bag in my back pocket for times like this.

I always used to jump off the couch as a kid to see if it was an effective parachute.

This would be the ultimate test.

9/11/2013 7:16:37 PM

So remember Pack:

No 2nd thoughts about a course after the drop deadline.

::cough::

btw, hello to CaelNCSU!

[Edited on September 11, 2013 at 8:18 PM. Reason : btw ...]

9/11/2013 8:17:40 PM

Looks like eHarmony's matchmaking statistics just took a plunge.

[Edited on September 11, 2013 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2013 9:21:31 PM

Quote :

"So remember Pack: No 2nd thoughts about a course after the drop deadline. "

It helps if your first test is *BEFORE* the drop date

12/23/2013 3:17:00 PM

some professors would hold back the test till right after the date just to be dicks

12/24/2013 1:00:19 PM