http://www.linkedin.com/in/bstark23
He made a web-based internet scale website!
His product is extraordinarily successful, the rate the success grows is even growing at an extraordinary rate and there are no signs of this ever stopping.

This mother was writing advanced AI software in high school and even wrote a tool that is fundamental to all complex 3d graphics processing today! All this before he went to college! And to top it off, this bad boy went to Appalachian State! HIRE THIS GUY NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!


oh, and he doesn't know any more about synchronization features in .NET than the lock statement

AND, I put this in the right forum, too

9/27/2013 8:26:03 PM

ok

9/27/2013 8:28:00 PM

you forgot the

9/27/2013 8:29:15 PM

Good stuff, and almost all of his work on C#

9/27/2013 8:36:15 PM

This nigga is providing software that people love!!! Which is why you've never heard of any of it, and the few examples he has he shows off via websites that consist of one page with a "request invite" button.

9/27/2013 8:41:07 PM

this is a pretty toolbag thing to do i'm guessing

9/27/2013 10:22:58 PM

you talkin to me?

9/27/2013 10:29:12 PM

It isn't really a guess.

9/28/2013 8:28:19 AM

Quote :

"In my freshman year of college at Appalachian State University I discovered the non-profit organization 'The Wolf Sanctum' with the goal of the preservation of wolves. Always being a lover of wolves I was ecstatic and visited the sanctum. Afterwards I told all my friends, created a Facebook group for them and built a community of over 500 supporters/fans that's now their primary means of communicating with both the public and their community of fans and supporters"

9/28/2013 1:24:10 PM

^

9/28/2013 1:28:55 PM

contemplate the fact that everything on that linkedin page is, word-for-word, what is on his resume, except for the wolf stuff.

9/28/2013 2:50:00 PM

Contemplate the fact that his writing is fucking awful. If he's such a good programmer he could program an English, grammar and syntax editor.

9/28/2013 3:02:57 PM

this thread is a dick move

9/28/2013 3:38:08 PM

what, making fun of a guy with a ridiculous resume?

9/28/2013 10:43:28 PM