So if the NO on School Bonds people really want support, here's the ads they need to run.

Start with a narrator saying "remember school?" Follow this with clips of a kid getting bullied, shoved down stairs, eating cafeteria food, being given back an "F" paper, and getting laughed at by all the other kids. At the end, he has a sad face.

Cut to the head of the NO Vote side, a big fat old white guy, who is bellowing "NOOOOO SCHOOOOL, SCHOOL SUCKS!"

End with a big sign reading "Vote NO on SCHOOL."

10/3/2013 3:10:59 PM

school is for suckers

10/3/2013 3:14:22 PM

Hire Adam Sandler, have him go door-to-door saying "SCHOOL'S FOR FOOLS" in a Billy Madison voice.

10/3/2013 3:16:08 PM

why are we voting no on school bonds again?

10/3/2013 3:23:53 PM

^^^

or because you want the schools in Eastern Wake to continue to all look like shit.

10/3/2013 3:26:40 PM

oh




ok, I don't really care about them

10/3/2013 3:29:04 PM

Way to be a millennial with no kids. Why can't they just put school on iPad?

10/3/2013 3:30:49 PM

10/3/2013 3:35:41 PM

yea put school on ipad. then we can put the redneck breeders on the grid too.

10/3/2013 3:47:20 PM

Quote :

"why are we voting no on school bonds again?"

Because the proposal is to borrow money?

10/3/2013 3:56:29 PM

Quote :

"why are we voting no on school bonds again"

because taxes

10/3/2013 4:01:09 PM

actually if you want to save money you should vote yes... the county is obligated under law to build and maintain schools, and a school bond allows for that to happen in a planned and efficient way. Otherwise, the funding will still have to come from somewhere, but it will be piecemeal, unorganized, and ultimately more expensive (with less to show for it) in the long run. This is especially true for this area given our high growth.

[Edited on October 3, 2013 at 4:02 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2013 4:02:10 PM

Prudence is no longer the conservative way.

The conservative way is apparently to fuck shit up.

So really, they should say "NO, and we want to blow up the existing ones."

10/3/2013 9:39:49 PM