from most to least preferred




PGRY

(i fail to see how Y could even be useful, except in remote 'oops' cases... it is 5 second time travel into the past... mostly useless. i do wonder, though, if you can use it 5 times in a row, to go 25 seconds back. still useless.)

10/14/2013 12:37:48 AM

Yellow

Vegas

Roulette

Bank

10/14/2013 12:39:37 AM

Real DMT is better than even theoretical DMT.

10/14/2013 12:40:30 AM

the mind reading one of course

10/14/2013 12:42:11 AM

the 5 second time travel could save your life from a potential car wreck or something

but couldnt even win you Final Jeopardy

10/14/2013 12:45:42 AM

Pink is the only one I would care about.

Pink means you live forever...assuming you are in an accident or get killed by some freak event.

So in that case..

pink, yellow...in case you do get shot or in an accident.

Green is useless if you have pink...so Pink yellow blue green

10/14/2013 1:10:38 AM

by drugs i was thinking illegal drugs, for the green

also, lets all agree on colors (as mentioned in the pic)

Y ellow
R ed
G reen
P urple

and using those, i chose PGRY

10/14/2013 1:15:08 AM

Purple? I see pink. And I don't care for pink. I don't want to live forever. Unless pink gives you the energy, elasticity, strength, etc. when you were younger. When you reach a certain age, quality of life just goes to shit.

10/14/2013 1:25:04 AM

bottom right is purple.

jesus people, did you even read the text under the green one?

10/14/2013 1:27:32 AM

LOOKS BLUE TO ME

10/14/2013 1:32:17 AM

0EP is colorblind

10/14/2013 1:38:26 AM

your red looks pink and your purple looks blue

Most-pink
then purple
then green
and yellow looks fucking pointless unless idk i got shot or something

10/14/2013 7:40:47 AM

Red
Purple
Yellow
Green

10/14/2013 8:12:24 AM

looks blue on my ipad, purple on my monitor

pink stays pink though

10/14/2013 8:37:27 AM

i'll take red. no thanks on the other three

10/14/2013 8:58:16 AM

The yellow seems kinda cool I guess. But it would have to be more than 5 seconds at a time for me to find it all that useful. Unless I was shot or got into a car wreck or something. Even then, is 5 seconds really enough time to go back and prevent something like that?

10/14/2013 8:58:19 AM

yellow + high stakes blackjack table

10/14/2013 9:02:39 AM

yellow is clearly the most powerful

I'd go the order they're listed. yellow, pink, green, purple.

also, with pink, you could take all the drugs you wanted and not get hurt, sorta negates the value of green

10/14/2013 9:36:26 AM

How are all you people getting in car wrecks or shot but somehow injecting yourself with a shot? Not going to be easy to do with an airbag hitting your face.

10/14/2013 9:50:31 AM

reading people's minds is sociopathic

so is turning back time to benefit yourself (depending on how you use it i guess)

Quote :

"also, with pink, you could take all the drugs you wanted and not get hurt, sorta negates the value of green"

agree. plus having to pay for them reduces chance for abuse

[Edited on October 14, 2013 at 10:02 AM. Reason : .]

10/14/2013 9:57:03 AM

STOP COLOR CODING SHIT YOU USELESS FUCKS

i don't know which one is green and which one is yellow.

10/14/2013 4:01:54 PM

^^^

The way I interpret it AND the only way these would be worth it is if you take the injection once and get the respective power forever. Or at least for a year or so. Having to take every time you want the power is pointless.

10/14/2013 4:16:28 PM

red makes green obsolete since it makes you immune from poisoning. (then you just take the real stuff!)

10/14/2013 4:46:19 PM

Yellow and Purple come down to the ability to deceive people. I would like to say that I'd prefer a physical ability over this, but that physical ability would have to be way more awesome than Red or Green. Like, give me the ability to lift things with my mind and immunity to radiation. That would be motherfucking awesome b/c NASA and I will be launching ourselves a goddam space fleet. But immunity from disease? Oh yeah, insurance adjusters must be drooling at the mouth. We're all going to die anyway, so fuck death. Power is where the fun is at.

Yellow
Purple
Red
Green

10/14/2013 5:19:50 PM

Yellow, which I would use to steal someone's pink injection, followed the next day by someone else's blue, followed the next day by someone elses green.

In 4 days I would have all 4. Though I'd probably spend the first year or so becoming insanely wealthy first. Rewinding time, even a few seconds, would break the fabric of civilization in a matter of weeks. The other three are mundane in comparison, as none of the others fundamentally break any accepted scientific theories.

10/14/2013 5:30:03 PM

Wait, I didn't know other people would also have this stuff. In that case, I think I'd change my answer to purple.

Then I'd hunt down the yellow users like dogs. You only get to use it 5x a day. Noen's name is going to be all over the news when his gambling spree pays off. In a week I'll be embedded as a mole in his mansion, and he won't know shit about it. Without purple, you can't trust anyone. The bodyguards will give away all your secrets to me, and you'll never know.

All the while, the guy who chose green is like "woah, I'm fucking high as shit!"

[Edited on October 14, 2013 at 5:43 PM. Reason : ]

10/14/2013 5:41:54 PM

Green, please.

You guys can leverage your shitty shots to be super powerful and manipulate others or whatever.


Meanwhile, I'll just be feeling like a million bucks all the time.

10/14/2013 5:54:57 PM

I maintain that only bio-terrorists would choose red.

10/14/2013 6:10:30 PM

RPGY

10/14/2013 6:21:42 PM

I'd like to add that pink (red) does not make green obsolete unless you have an endless supply of all drugs for free.

If anything, green edges over into pink/red's territory by allowing the user to enjoy all the medicines in the world with no side effects, and side effects are usually what complicates medical matters when you get all old and sick.

[Edited on October 14, 2013 at 6:43 PM. Reason : ]

10/14/2013 6:35:12 PM

Quote :

"Noen's name is going to be all over the news when his gambling spree pays off. In a week I'll be embedded as a mole in his mansion, and he won't know shit about it. "

I wouldn't do it from gambling in the traditional sense. I would do it with my own HF trading bot on the NYSE. No one would ever have a fucking clue who I am, and I would only need to marginally affect a tiny portion of the market. A small blip that wouldn't even register to anyone, but could easily net me a few hundred million dollars in a day or two.

That's the problem with blue, without power and authority, its almost worthless. And as soon as you're outed as a blue, you're completely fucked. You can only READ minds, not control them.

10/14/2013 7:47:12 PM

But why bother with the stress of becoming and being powerful when you can just feel that way any time you want?

And reading minds would suck--I don't need or want to know the stupid and disgusting stuff other people think about.

10/14/2013 7:59:30 PM

I'd rather actually be flying a spaceship to mars than just feeling like it in some fucked up hypnotrance

10/14/2013 10:21:45 PM

So you would steal enough money from the market to buy a spaceship and fly it?

10/14/2013 10:40:33 PM

Its not stealing, its capitalism

10/14/2013 10:51:46 PM

LOL, it's totally stealing. It's just the kind that most people are okay with.

If y'all need me, I'll be high on meth being super productive and shit.

10/14/2013 11:13:59 PM

as an avid gambler, the "rewind time" shot is pretty appealing to me. but then again, it would make gambling a moneymaking venture instead of entertainment. also, who's to say that after time is rewound and the dice re-rolled, the exact same number will turn up?

mind reading seems like it could be both a blessing and a curse. i'd either go with that or the green one.

10/14/2013 11:45:57 PM

does Green mean that you can get the desirable effects of any drug known to man without any of the negative side effects? For instance, you could have the mental alertness generated from amphetamines indefinitely without having to worry about fatigue or paranoia? That you could get the calmness and reduction in anxiety caused by beta blockers without getting coldness in your extremities?

In that same line of thinking, could you get the vasodilating properties from nitric oxide exposure without dying due to nitric oxide being a poison? the wrinkle removing properties of botox without risk of overdosing on the potent toxin?

there's no telling how many crazy drugs have been invented that increase mental cognizance or do other cool things that have been shelved because of side effects during clinical trials.

10/14/2013 11:51:04 PM

^
you could make shitloads of money playing poker with either yellow or blue. Give me the option to take back five decisions a day, or to look into my opponent's soul and determine if he's bluffing, and I'll be a millionaire.

Still, these totally amount to cheating. Plus, I'd be a fraud, and I'd get no pleasure out of all the compliments people gave me about my poker skills.

So, I'll be on a perpetual heroin high with Bridget. You guys have fun.

10/14/2013 11:54:24 PM

casinos would probably pump phosgene or cyanide into the vents 24/7 to eliminate this problem. the only people who could safely enter the place are red and green users.

10/15/2013 12:10:08 AM

^
I guess you'd have to win your money in house games.

anyway, with green, I'd probably just tilt 5x as often and lose my money anyway.

10/15/2013 12:32:50 AM