Come at me

11/8/2013 3:10:15 PM

Frosted tips, eh?

11/8/2013 3:11:26 PM

Nice perm

11/8/2013 3:31:46 PM

did you dye it gray?

11/8/2013 3:37:02 PM

will the real Slim Shady please stand up

11/8/2013 3:42:03 PM

did you buy some sweet cargo shorts too?

11/8/2013 3:53:32 PM

Sweet Challenger!

11/8/2013 4:26:52 PM

very metro

11/8/2013 4:27:26 PM

Sounds like a riddle

11/8/2013 4:45:55 PM

not enough insults itt

11/8/2013 5:35:45 PM

we're a more tolerant bunch nao

like even if you looked like Jeffree Star we wouldn't start calling you a homoqueer who needs to die of aids or anything like that

11/8/2013 10:26:48 PM

I've decided that men should curl their eyelashes.

We can make this a thing, guys.

11/8/2013 10:35:36 PM

mine already kinda curl out without even using that weird little tool that looks like a guillotine hitting a white plastic piece that my sisters had when I was growing up

but if you mean putting some nasty black paste on them so they look thicker and longer that looks like a major ouchie

11/8/2013 10:39:20 PM

I'm talking about the curling contraption.

But why would mascara be an ouchie?

11/8/2013 10:41:45 PM

well if your hands aren't steady enough and some of that black stuff touches your eye

11/8/2013 10:45:28 PM

AHA, it won't, and you'll look amazing! I say we promote mascara for men, too.

So we need to nix the body hair grooming and get to work on those lashes. This is the future!

11/8/2013 10:52:46 PM

don't forget the guyliner~♥

11/8/2013 10:53:46 PM

For my next trick, I'm going to cut this shit myself.

[Edited on January 3, 2015 at 9:33 AM. Reason : ]

1/3/2015 9:32:36 AM

Don't forget the pierced ear.


(Men getting their ear pierced originated with pirates; the value of the earring was meant to pay for their burial if they were lost at sea and their body washed ashore).

Are you a pirate? If yes, stop here. However,

Remember: You have three options. Gay, Straight, Gay Pirate, Straight Pirate
(ok so I guess four options technically with the addition of "straight pirate" in recent years)


Originally if a man had his left ear pierced it meant that he was gay and sexually dominant, and having his right ear pierced meaning gay and sexually submissive.

Gradually, it evolved to a man with his right ear pierced perceived as being gay and a man with his left ear being pierced perceived as being straight.


[Edited on January 3, 2015 at 10:29 AM. Reason : ]

1/3/2015 10:28:04 AM

Why the shit would I care what happens to my body when I'm dead? Eat shit, people who find my bloated corpse on a beach. Bury me, don't bury me, who go fuck yourself.

1/3/2015 10:30:31 AM

Age: 27

1/3/2015 1:03:52 PM

That settles it. Dying my hair gray.

And if I ever have an earring, it's going to be a baller ass bajoran earring.

[Edited on January 3, 2015 at 1:11 PM. Reason : ]

1/3/2015 1:10:37 PM

Some dumbass died his hair grey when I was in high school.

He went to UNC. He has also ran for public office twice and lost.

1/3/2015 2:28:43 PM